The book nearest to you becomes the Bible of a post-apocalyptic civilization. What happens?

The book nearest to you becomes the Bible of a post-apocalyptic civilization. What happens?

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Our descendants will be hopelessly confused by contradiction poorly worded commands for ever.

>Not having a bible near you at all times

Geralt of Rivia becomes the new god

I'm okay with this.

The Silmarillion.

It's gonna be okay, I think.

>Bart Simpson's guide to life

Ay carumba

California drivers manual

>come to a complete stop before a stop sign
> right turn on red

True wisdom

They can speak french at an 8 year old level

>The Hungry Caterpillar

The natives of the wasteland will have one hell of religion.

>Heart of Darkness

Shit

>1970 re-release of a Gold Medal Flour Recipe Book for the Holidays with qt maids cooking on it
The Future is Tasty, ffolks!

fug

unironically the Bible is the nearest book to me

>tfw my old D & D manuals are several rooms away
so close

Dostoevsky - The Idiot

Idk, it's going to be one strange civilization

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>The book nearest to you becomes the Bible of a post-apocalyptic civilization.

I suppose it might come in handy, though I dunno about it becoming the "Bible".

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>Brutal religious warfare versus MLA and Chicago.
>Internecine conflict within Chicago Manual of Style.

It's a biography of Napoleon. The postapocalyptic future will be interesting, if nothing else.

my diary t.b.h

Even if you are not religous?

The world as will and representation volumes 1 and 2. Wouldn't really make much sense without Kant.

FUGGGGGGG

Publication manual of the American psychological association

Kinda fits the post-apocalypse

>Myths to Live By
This is actually about as good as I could have hoped for.

So the future is the setting of F.A.T.A.L.?

The Cambridge History Of China, Volume. 7, The Ming Dynasty 1368-1644 Part 1.

>everything's an argument
hmmm

> 48 Laws of Power
How many levels of Machiavellianism were you, pre-apocalyptic civilizations? Well, one. Maybe, two of them. Heh, you are like a naive child. Watch this!

Shitty book, prectically useless

>mein kampf
nice

>Understanding Depression
post-apocalyptics btfo

>Child of God

Everyone has clean family fun.

Other than textbooks, I've got the Silmarillion right fucking next to me. This is great.
If textbooks count, I have On Course by Skip Downing, which is for my Student Success class at college.

>Not worshiping Our Savior Jesus Christ at all times
I shiggydiggy.

>Generic psychology coursebook
>Fifth Elephant by Pratchett
>Movie scripts by Strugatsky brothers.

Well, that's a shitfest.

Okay, Veeky Forums, you can choose one book out of all of the ones in this thread to be the post-apocalyptic Bible. Which do you choose? Why?

it's a bible

Is that a good book of his to start with?

>Handbook of Middle English
right next to
>Journal of the Linguistic Society of America 88(4)

So the new messiah could either be a fire-breathing Dane named Havelok or some guy obsessed with medieval Spanish word order...

>With the Old Breed by Eugene Sledge
>mfw

>1984

this is either a really good or a really bad thing

It's excellent

Facinating.

>Communist Manifesto
Based

haha omg, it's literally this, a douay-rheims clementine vulgate parallel bible

>Orwell - Homage to Catalonia

We will make it.

k den

>H.P. Lovecraft: The Complete Fiction
Shit

THE GREEK WAY OF LIFE
lmao nice! just about nicest thing that could happen I guess

>the cathedral builders
>neo-Gothic age, everyone speaks French

This is going to be fun.

Indo-European religions will dominate again.

Fucking hell, that's a reference I never thought I'd see again!

Storm of Steel. we may learn

>Meta ethics: an introduction

Atleast their moral system will be intresting

Why we fight by Guillaume faye

>mfw the only book on my computer table is The Last Wish