Be me. at devcon3

>be me. at devcon3
>6/10 nerdy soft eng wage slaver
>actual crypto portfolio around 9 btc.
>add 150btc to blockfolio
>conference is 95% male, 4% female and 1% others
>jonsing for pussy.
>sits beside 7/10 girl (Stacy) but after 3 days in cockland she's 10/10
>start browsing on my phone.
>open up blockfolio nonchalantly,
>stacy introduces herself between talks.
>everything thing i says is interesting to her and every joke she laughes
>so this is what being a chad is like
>want to grab dinner? "yes".
>want to go back to my room? "yes"
>pump and dump

da point? BUY REQ

kek

Enjoy your dreams user. we all know you palms got sweaty and you forgot your own name

>da point? BUY REQ
lmao

also, no

They leveled up.

>and then you woke up with 2 BTC and cum stained briefs

you forgot to casually mention all the spaghetti flowing out of your pockets

At least this is not a “loser” LARP.

>image
>7/10

She looks like she've got nice tits, i have this ability i can tell if a chick have nice tits by looking at her face am i weird?

BRO 7/10?

7/10???????????

This chick is clearly 10/10 material

Yall some desperate fucks. That bitch looks like she just finished cleaning the toilets for cum and then decided to take a selfie in the same bathroom.

>da point? BUY REQ
just bought 100k chain link

>Millennials

No, that's actually a superpower.

Use it with care user

Some years ago I used the internet to pretend I was rich to bait golddigging cunts into showing me their tits.

kek

Her: Hi user! I'm Stacy! Seen you around the conference this week. You're pretty cute :) want to grab coffee after this? Or maybe dinner? I'm free tonight tee hee!
OP: "were you talking to m me?"
Her: "Huh? Of course I was silly!"
OP: "s sorry biz s said marriage is bad for men"
Her: "wtf are you talking about? who said anything about marriage?
OP "unintelligible mumbling"
Her: "Uhh are you ok? You're sweating pretty profusely. EW! Why do you have spaghetti in your pockets?? What is wrong with you? Forget dinner, Goodbye"
OP " y you t too"

OP then does a 360 and speeds away on his heelys, his trenchcoat flapping in his wake, leaving a trail of spaghetti all the way to the bus stop outside.

Kek

kek , a remainder that a 360 is a full circle and you end up poiting the same direction, go ahead call me a newfag

agressive

Post her nudes

moonwalk

I actually lol'd, thanks user