A-are the stories true?

a-are the stories true?

Sure hope so.

Let's face it, she was a slut.

Yes, her husband was literally a demon.

>Theodora will never drug you and then proceed to reverse mating press you while you're slowly losing your consciousness

yes
Byzantines were not ROMAN

quick rundown anyone?

From Procopius's secret history

> 10 Now for a time Theodora, being immature, was quite unable to sleep with a man or to have a woman's kind of intercourse with one, yet she did engage in intercourse of a masculine type of lewdness with the wretches, slaves though they were, who, following their masters to the theatre, incidentally took advantage of the opportunity afforded them to carry on this monstrous business, and she spent much time in the brothel in this unnatural traffic of the body. 11 But as soon as she came of age and was at last mature, she joined the women of the stage and straightway became a courtesan, of the sort whom men of ancient times used to call "infantry."2 12 For she was neither a flute-player nor a harpist, nay, she had not even acquired skill in the dance, but she sold her youthful beauty to those who chanced to come along, plying her trade with practically p107 her whole body. 13 Later on she was associated with the actors in all the work of the theatre, and she shared their performances with them, playing up to their buffoonish acts intended to raise a laugh. For she was unusually clever and full of gibes, and she immediately became admired for this sort of thing. 14 For the girl had not a particle of modesty, nor did any man ever see her embarrassed, but she undertook shameless services without the least hesitation, and she was the sort of a person who, for instance, when being flogged or beaten over the head, would crack a joke over it and burst into a loud laugh; and she would undress and exhibit to any who chanced along both her front and her rear naked, parts which rightly should be unseen by men and hidden from them.

15 And as she wantoned with her lovers, she always kept bantering them, and by toying with new devices in intercourse, she always succeeded in winning the hearts of the licentious to her; for she did not even expect that the approach should be made by the man she was with, but on the contrary she herself, with wanton jests and with clownish posturing with her hips, would tempt all who came along, especially if they were beardless youths. 16 Indeed there was never anyone such a slave to pleasure in all forms; for many a time she would go to a community dinner3 with ten youths or even more, all of exceptional bodily vigor who had made a business of fornication, and she would lie with all her banquet companions the whole night long, and when they all were too exhausted to go on, she would go on to their attendants, thirty perhaps in number, and pair off with each one of them; yet even so she could not get enough of this wantonness.

17 On one occasion she entered the house of one of the notables during the drinking, and they said that in the sight of all the banqueters she mounted to the projecting part of the banqueting couch where their feet lay,4 and there drew up her clothing in a shameless way, not hesitating to display her licentiousness. 18 And though she made use of three openings, she used to take Nature to task, complaining that it had not pierced her breasts with larger holes so that it might be possible for her to contrive another method of copulation there. 19 And though she was pregnant many times, yet practically always she was able to contrive to bring about an abortion immediately.

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Good on you posting the primary source. This is about as true as the story Trump allegedly paid Stormy Daniels to keep her mouth shut for.

It's ok, Justinian, there's nothing wrong with having a parading hentai slut as your wife.

So 100% true?

Byzantine brothels sound fun desu

Holy fuck I hope so. There’s something extremely hot about a slut being in power.

>you will never be pegged by this belly dancing whore
why even live

how does byzaboo and orthodox christian fags deal with having a hyper degenerate cock hungry whore as their saints?

Same way Russians deal with Catherine the Great being a massive slut.

actual goddess

memestinian is legit one of the dumbest and most overrated emperor in history, literally all of his accomplishment was from his actually competent subordinate i dont know why byzzaboos revere him so much

How do they do that?

mostly bantering about how many cocks can fits in their queen mouth and how she died taking a horsecock up her ass

Nah

Procopius' history also trashes belisarius in retarded ways.

is that's what's meant by "yet she did engage in intercourse of a masculine type of lewdness with the wretches," or does it just mean they fucked her ass?

the stories of global hohol dominance?
of course
hohol mafia

Well, I mean, she made many moves to illegalize prostitution.

Obviously to weed out the competition.

He was one of the most notable Romanians in history. He is held in high esteem here.