What are Veeky Forums hairstyles? High and tight maybe?

what are Veeky Forums hairstyles? High and tight maybe?

I like undercuts but every other guy seems to be getting them theses days.

Long, warrior style.

I shave my head with a razor. Not even bald, I just like it. My 2 year old son has an undercut with about a foot of hair on top. He was born with a lot of hair.

I like this

I think pic related is good. It doesn't involve an undercut so it's not overdone and normie, but it's still a nicer look. Can look nice with a slight fade too.

do not cut your hair like this unless you want to look like a try hard

Undercuts were cool until nazis started to get them

wow it's like it's 2000 all over again

Undercuts are cool because nazis get them

> muh 6 gorgillion

Undercuts are cool because nazis started to get them. You need to stop believing the Jew lies.

Fade

Who else here is a bald 30 year old who runs and bocks?

nah that shits gay

Do a prussian undercut , not super faded shit

>posts twice

Only if your good looking


looks edgy and look like shit
Try a prep style side part haircut that chads have

Edgy high schoolers only like this

fuck jews

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lmao triggered a nazi

But of course.

t. Baldcels

Enjoy your buzzcuts. ;)

>all these haircuts that only look good because they're on top of an attractive face
Lol, you uggos would look like shit with these

Long hair and beard is probably the cringiest high school shit ever. Only ugly people who are insecure with their faces cover it up with a beard, and only people who are insecure about their head shape cover it up with long hair.

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AYY!! Nice to meet you my blue collar buzzed cut boxing amigo. Do you also have a manly breed of dog?

Cucknadian by the looks of it

t.beardlet

Fashy haircuts are pretty big.

kek i started balding at 20 just hold me brother

A true man gets a set of hair clippers and buzzes off his hair and beard to the same length because hes lazy and cheap.

My hairline is receding, hair is thinning, and it's incredible curly. What hairstyle should I get?

thats not me

I am, but I didn't vote for Trudeau. I can't feel good about much as a Canadian, but I can still feel good about that.

>is a white supremacist
>not even American

hahahahahah

OP grow it out my dude

You watching pacquiao?

Whats your wife's boyfriend like?

Shave it obviously

I have been able to grow a full beard since I was 19ish. I just shave it because it looks cringey and 90% of people with one are insecure about their faces.

I'm also guessing you are "/thicc/"?

What should I tell a barber to get this haircut?

Should I just show them the pic? I kinda feel autistic doing that desu

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he's a big guy

I'm not a white supremist. The fact you think being a nazi sympathizer means I'm a white supremist just goes to show how much the Jews have you wrapped around their finger.

I can agree with this.

literally every barber in the entire world would tell you they prefer pictures. There is no other way to know EXACTLY what you want without a picture.

>OH BABY I HEAR THE BLUES A CALLIN

Just show them the pick. They appreciate it because it gives them a clear picture of what you want. It's not autistic unless you're showing them a picture of an autistic haircut.

post face so i can see that strong chin

Is that even a good pic to show them?

Can't have one without the other, my good bitch

It'll do. Crop out the Poland tho

So do you just sit and watch them fuck or do you like to rub his back while he's in your wife?

I assume you're the poster with the receding hairline, depending on how bad it is, you could try and pull off a Morrissey style quiff if you've got the face for it, otherwise just buzz it.

>posting pictures of myself on a goat milk fermenting forum
Also, I never said I have strong chin. My chin is actually kind of weak. I'm just not so insecure about it that I cover it up with hair

If I post a pic of my face will Veeky Forums promise not to bully and suggest a haircut for me?

I have badly receded hair and it's thin. Usually I just buzz it

>he choses to look ugly

Who said anything about beards. I agree that beards are for ugly chinlets, but you don't even have to obscure your head shape with long hair.

Fauxhawk is your fucking answer??

Found the libcuck

This, buzz cut is the only cut. Anything more and youre a faggit or a women.

Kek

Muh buzzcut theory

Buzzcuts look shit if you don't have chad or male model features.

I'd love to have long hair, something like the Golden One pulls off but it's so damn hard to maintain. On top of that it's not really an acceptable choice for the field I'm in.

how do I get a neck like this?

buzz cucks are for bitches without mane-game.

genetics x F

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>pic
>not overdone and normie

Your mistake was caring about looks in the first place, buzz is the easiest to maintain and doesnt get in the way of shit.

> that pic
> not autistic

Long hair represents patience.
When it gets too long, rather than looking like an emo faggot, braid it/pull it back.
Also maintain it. Wash it, condition it, everything you need to. Most men with long hair take terrible care of it and hence look like shit.

>mane-game
riiiiight ill keep my buzz girlyhairman

6/10, apply yourself.

thats some shit off google images
don't have a camera

mustache doesnt even connect.. wait a couple years for that shit bro believe me.. i hate my weak connectors so its strictly goatee for now

Suck my dick

lookup alphadestiny's neck training videos on youtube

>baldcel says he'll "keep" his buzz

No, you can actually grow a thick neck using heavy compound movements and some neck isolation movements.

I shamelessly showed my barber this

And he turned it into this, fml

I have a weak chin, big nose and slanted forehead.
Obviously I will be ugly no matter what, but what is the best haircut to make me look at least presentable?

currently growing my hair for something like this. I already can grow nice beard, the only problem is that my hair are naturally kinda thin (since being kid), so I dont know how will this work out

grow a beard. Im in the same position as you and beard hides my weak chin and makes my nose look smaller.

Pic of shaved head?

Literal faggot haircut

BURR CUT
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looks like a 2000s lesbian with a little stubble

Does the cut fit your face shape? If so, show your barber the picture.

>America
>white

And even though this fucks up white criminal records, when you compare to other ethnicities white don't commit as much violent crimes, anywhere in the world =/

this guy has a really nice hair, but Honestly it's not for everyone, I Yhink you simply can't overdone it nad more time, a simples clean cut will help, given proper face features.

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Who do you think made them cool?

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Thats not bad at all

its pretty fucking horrendous if you ask me user

High and tight like the modern military or that nice sweep like in the 40s as your pic related.

>he unironically believes National Socialists are "white supremacists"
LMAOOOOOO

>muh too masculine for that shit excuse

Buzzcuts and the ease of keeping them are out of laziness and it shows. Outside of the military, no one should have a fucking buzzcut.

undercut is dead and buried

only ghetto trash/arab drug dealers rock it anymore where I live

Rocking a buzzcut since forever but I'm considering growing out my hair this year.

Foreheadlets any good ideas for hairstyles?