Leg extension

>deadlift
>still alive

>Preacher curls
>I'm atheist

>Veeky Forums
>I'm not

kek'd

>Farmer's walk
>Never been outside a big city

>skull crushers
>skull intact

>free weights
>can't take them home

>Bench press
>Illiterate

>row
>pacifist

>clean and jerk
>not in that order

>Good Mornings
>It's Noon

>Cleans
>I need a shower afterwards

>power snatch
>have never seen a woman doing them

>kettlebells
>no kettle

>Clean and jerk
>Still horny

>Dips
>Still dry

>deadlift
>persecuted for necromancy

>chin-ups
>still chinlet

>Romanian deadlift
>Hungarian

>kettlebells
>no bells

>burpees
>don't

>Barbell curls
>Barbell didn't bend

>pull-ups
>I haven't worn diapers since the late 90's

>skateboard squats
>break ankle

>Box jumps
>Box doesn't move

>post a reply
>shitty repost

>Romanian deadlifts
>gym equipment isn't stolen or left vandalized

>military press
>dodged draft

>lat pulldown
>still have high insertions

>leg press
>somehow still slower than the printing press

>French press
>only drink water

...

>overhead press
>press weights over my head

>bicep curls
>curl my arms

>squats
>standing up and down

>deadlift
>lift from dead position

haha

>chin ups
>still sad

>Do crossfit
>Atheist, not fit

>triceps kickback
>feel the burn anyway

>Cable flyes
>Cable does not fly

>Box jumps
>box falls

>Use dumbbells
>I am smart

kekd