Ask co-worker to get me a drink, Diet Mountain Dew

this you fucking retard. GOD I hate people like you
>m-muh chemicals!!!
>no I can't say which ones or why they're harmful b-but
>c-chemicals!

If you must drink soda, why Mountain Dew, which tastes even worse than it looks and it looks like radioactive pisswater.

I don't even drink soda but I think people who actively avoid it because of broscience tier reasoning are absolutely brain dead retarded.

That's some anti-vaccine tier hippy shit.

>I lack the common sense to see that drinking a beverage with an ingredient list that has 20 different 10 syllable chemicals on it is probably not the best thing for my health

KYS

Sugar (replaced by High fructose corn syrup (HFCS) in much of the United States)
Concentrated orange juice
Citric acid
Natural flavors
Sodium benzoate (preserves freshness)
Caffeine (54 mg per 12 US fluid ounces (350 ml)
Sodium citrate
Erythorbic acid (preserves freshness)
Gum arabic
Calcium disodium EDTA (label claims "to protect flavor" however its purpose more accurately stated is to prevent benzene formation by chelating the metal ions present in water that can act as catalysts in the reaction between sodium benzoate and erythorbic acid)
Brominated vegetable oil
Yellow 5

>Not drinking soda = Not vaccinating children
What?

are any of those chemicals linked to objective downsides?

Did you also know that drinking too much water can also kill you?

Are you going to stop drinking water now?

Cuck.

>i'm afraid of things i don't understand

No, I think I'll just drink water instead of soda though.

You should have given her the Dew.

>Soda period

Eh eww

I regularly put 100g refined sugar in a water bottle to take cycling with me

Stop letting sugar cuck you so much

IKR! A fuckin liberal once told me that mountain dew will rot my mouth but my dentist says everything is great!

What the fuck? So suddenly Veeky Forums supports drinking pure carbs that have no nutritional value whatsoever and are completely empty calories with no good macros at all, just because "well some of the chemicals in it aren't 100% scientifically proven to be poisonous so therefore it's great for you!!!!!!!!!!!!"

What the fucking shit LMAO (•ิ_•ิ)?

Only if it's pure water

>tfw she actually did your health a favor

Diet soda makes your pancreas worse at handling carbs.

>diet dew
>contains brominated vegtable oil

Save yourself some time chugging dews and just gargle some battery acid you dumb frogposter

Did you also know that drinking too much soda causes fucking diabetes, you dumb fuck?

"Let's just eat cakes, pies, fried chicken, burgers, candies, soda, and gummy snacks! It's okay because it's technically possible to overdose on healthy things, therefore I can just eat whatever I want without regard for nutrition! Wait wut, why do I have diabetes!! Fake news!" -you

When did fucking Veeky Forums get this retarded? Read the sticky, noob fuck.

>fake news
>population you

t. dyel

I think he's trolling and you're just falling for it, my man.

>female coworker

yes please

Wow man you sure troled me so epicly, what a great use of your time

Did you even read what I wrote?

>at a club last night
>have a table
>mixers brought out were full sugar

Just fuck my shit up

>Mountain Dew
Just drink white Monster like everyone on Veeky Forums, it has zero sugar.

>Everything is chemicals
Let me explain what's in mountain dew
>coloring
>high fructose corn syrup
>sugar
>Citric acid
None of this offers any substantial nutrition, actualmy rottens teeth on contact because it's that acidic and actually raises your blood pressure and chances of diabetes. So yeah that is chemical shit

High fructose corn syrup is linked with raising blood pressure and is a leading cause of diabetes

That's actually healthier for you than soda ironically since its refined sugar and not refined 'sugar substitute' found in corn. Most runners take a drink with some electrolytes in them So they don't drink too much water

I think it tastes delicious and the crazy amount of sugar gives it a pep that makes it worth drinking.

kys soda feg

It sounds like you are just addicted.

I hate that there is only cola zero and pepsi light where I live.

THAT JUST MEANS YOUR GOVERNMENT ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR HEALTHCARE

Erh I mean among diet soda drinks. There are all kind of sugar drinks

What is on a diet/normal monster can? Is it just as bad as mountain dew?

>order Diet Pepsi with my salmon veggie bowl
roastie coworker makes a snide comment
>"you know diet soda is worse than regular right?"

I've got some news for you...

Are we grills now?

packed full of citric acid so it dissolves the teeth and if it has sugar the sugar feed bacteria in your mouth which produce more acid to dissolve them even further. also just in general consuming shitty manufactured "foods" is not good because they burn out your taste buds and make actual food less fun to eat. If you eat anything sold in a gas station other than water or nuts you're just shooting yourself in the foot.

Did you know all things have a chemical name which is a billion syllables long? IUPAC?

That's half the fun

kek

>yeah but once in a while it doesnt hurt

i shot your mom in the foot last night if you catch my drift

Who here /water-tea-coffee/ master race?

>randomly spiking my insulin way above natural levels is fine

who cares about the sugar, it's calories in calories out you stupid yuropoor