Moneybelly

thought on this man?

Did he really eat Satoshi Nakamoto?
If so why was he allowed to speak at Devcon?

THICC

The white John Boyega

Please tell me this is edited.

32mils must be delicious

This dude is so fucked, and so are linkies.
The sloppy outfit, the absurd weight gain, the stuttering. Only a deluded retard could not see this man is crumbling beneath the pressure he thought he could handle

It's not, Sergey is becoming morbidly obese from consuming linkies' hopes and dreams.

BOOMER

What the actual fuck????? How much weight has he put on? Is he mentally stable enough to be running a project like LINK?

>tfw biz finds out sergey is fat
>They instantly turn on him
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Thank you for keep fudding.. just bought a ton of link

Imagine him naked

My brain can't do it. From an anatomical perspective, he is an anomaly.

Can someone tweet this to him? lmao

Wait, is he really this fat? I assumed this picture was shopped...

I doubt it

Its shopped. Look at the letters behind him, they're curved from photoshop fattening.

Ah, the fattening. Day of the moonpie when?

gravitational lensing causes light to bend around massive objects

HAHAHAHAHAHA

he can really use a toilet

they're curved from light bending around his hyperdense gut where he stores pink wojaks that have given up
I'm holding link, but I can't even be mad
this is actually hilarious

>tfw Link tanks