BLOCKS YOUR PATH

what do?

*plunges face between thighs*

walk around her while thinking to myself that she is rude for going in my way

stab her in the fucking throat

I'VE HAD ENOUGH

That would make quite a mess user

spread her butt cheeks and inspect her asshole for stray hairs. shave said hairs upon detection then eat her asshole until she calls me daddy.

Don't test m-me

*pat her bum twice*
>that's lovely fabric, girl, you should squat on my face soon.

BRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

i would release a fear fart

What's the difference. The result would be the same either way.

*unzips dick*

kek

Are they squeaky and high pitch in comparison?

digging her ass out like an excavator

Drop my pants and block her anus

pole vault over her with my dick

berry my dick so far in her that whoever pulls it out would be crowned King Arthur

Tell her what devilish impropriety she has and bid her a pleasant day.

Say gtfo of my way gotta workout to finish. This gym whore did this to me while I was doing dumbbell pullovers... Her shorts were so short I could see the outline. Gave me a chub. But I'm there to workout not freakout if some whore gets in the way lmao

SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN!

Start reciting the lyrics of my favorite rap song while strictly maintaining a thousand yard stare and making stereotypical "i'm rapping" hand motions and hope that she thinks i'm hard

this. Or just freeze and cold stare

I would use my autistic powers to weird her out so she leaves