CBT - College Edition

kys you fucking obnoxious faggot. I would snap your fucking neck.

Whoa, take it easy man

post body

>19
>Finance
>0
>0

Just lift until someone love you, r-right guys?

Just lift until you can hold those feels.

start juicing brah

I already did, you gotta guess which one am i :^)

>28
>math
>1
>1
teehee

Lmao you look like a freak with those legs. That's why you don't squat no matter what Veeky Forumsards tell you.

Probably in some years, I don't want to fuck my body for juicing too young

>age
24
>major
None
>total girlfriends
None
>number of girls you had sex with
None

>25
>English
>2
> ~30

oh boy here comes the non stem fag with a high number

-32
-Electrical Engineering/Economics double major (already graduated, obviously)
-4 total gfs
-Slept with ~33 women

Must confess I spent two years living in SE Asia which naturally bumped up my numbers

>19
>Mechanical Engineering
>0
>0

Just fuck my shit up.

>24
>computer engineering
>1
>1, lost virginity at 23

lol

Here's when I was in college. I'm slightly leaner now 4 years later due to injuries keeping me from bulking but more or less the same.

>18 (turning 19 tomorrow)
>Nutrition
>5
>12

You have more legs than upper body

You guys really are obsessed with leg day

26
Comp Sci
3
17ish

r8 / h8 / masturb8

Happy birthday user

>23
>Chemistry
>4
>stopped counting after 30

How even? Parties? Tinder?

jesus brev you look at least 30 in the face, does that help or hinder

mostly tinder. fucked a few awful ones to be totally fair. If we count only the at least "decent" girls I've fucked it brings it down to like 25

Unkempt beard and my expression doesn't help in that pic. I usually get told I look mid-late 20s, but yeah it helps. I look like a teenager without the beard.

25
computer-science
2
6

>stopped counting after 30
-3, -2, 30, 0, 1, 2, 3...

>22
>none
>14
>23

30
Mechanical Engineering
3
I'd say around 25-30
>(bonus info, the 25-30 girls are from 16 different countries)

27
none
none
none

also grill

fml

2D doesn't count bro

>tfw you're 23 but you've never had a girlfriend and you've only fucked 3 girls, only one of whom was even remotely good looking

Literally fuck my life.

How do you guys do this shit. I want to date/fuck hot girls, but I literally don't meet any - when I go out to a club it never works out (though desu, all the girls I fucked were from a club)

Literally get no matches on tinder

what 2D bro.... get a job that ensures you travel alot and you can truly savor the spices of the world

...

>23
>looks 32

How is this possible?

>age
26

>major
Mechanical Engineering

>total girlfriends
3

>number of girls you had sex with
~15

>26(kill me)
>3D Design(kill me)

>19
>Math
>4
>3

Am i ottermode yet, Veeky Forums?

how tall are you and what are your stats?? i'm looking quite similar to you only more fat and slightly less muscle

Core looks nice but you should work more on your lats and chest.

the bathroom and his haircut

22
Information Systems
2 gf
2 sex :'(

163lb
5'10

>21
>Exercise Physiology
>1
>9

25
Aviation
0
2

>22
>Accounting
>3
>1

5'11 ~ 200lbs
BP ~ 250
OHP ~ 150
squat ~ 300

21
6'1" on a good day
no idea how much i weigh
photo was first thing i did when i woke up

are you ugly/fat or just awkward beyond belief

he's white, white men and women have a 70% chance of aging like curdled milk, probably more so for women

ugly with social anxiety

What can i do for lats? Im already putting pull ups and chin ups pretty early in my pull routine.

My lats started to grow when I did low reps (3-5) high weight on one day and high reps (8-12) lower weight on another day.

21
Biomedicin
2
10

weighted pull ups are great

what started helping me was doing weighted pull ups to failure then super set them with slow eccentric reps using a bench to get to the bar each time

Just dropped out of OU

>28
>electrical engineering
>1
>0

31
CS/Crim
6 gf
honestly after the 50 mark I stopped paying attention, I'd guess around 350 at this point, how I've only had HPV is anomaly.

I'm 6'4 and pretty active, I'm just as autistic as the rest of you guys, I just got really good at copy/pasta routines thanks to the misc. I also did standup when I was 300+ pounds so I can usually seal the deal on the first date. Moving to SoCal definitely helped my numbers and quality of chicks I was smashing. I can probably post some pics of the sloots from my phone. Oh and currently my libido has taken a complete shit, I've been with my current gf for months and haven't felt the urge to cheat once, she about 12 years younger than I am.

21
Fuck college I'm an electrician
2
8

>30
>English
>5 somewhat serious ones
>Lost count due to terrible memory, but at least 20, maybe 25

I'm not proud. Pretty sure the pattern is girl has sex with me due to charisma but then realizes I'm terrible at sex and have an average sized cock so they just kind of move on,

21 and you look 30 jeez.

no he doesn't he just has a slight dad bod, face looks young tho

Its the baldness ages everyone.

True. I said fuck it and buzzed it all off.

> 20
> Computer science
> idk like 10
> 2

>22
>Kinesiology
>3
>around 45

>19
>army fag
>0
>0
MY RECUITER SAID THE ARMY WAS GOING TO GET ME LAID

Also I'm a little sad you said slight dad bod

it's ok bby, I'd still let you hit on me

>25
>geology
>0
>0

I've been on /r9k/ since my late teens if you couldn't tell...

God damn kids, i remember being you
37
No real college but a programmer
4 girlfriends plus current wife
Fucked 30-40 most likely

>Like 10
>2
How?

>stopped counting after 30
Rape doesn't count, Abdul.

was attracted til you said ~30

>says army
>posts marine wojack
bait?

19 and joined the army, obviously he's a fucking retard

22
integrative physio
1
30-40 not sure

Here. I'm 32, so I've been running the odometer for a while. Parties in college/grad school were the best for this, online dating has been reasonably productive in the past couple years.

Go weigh yourself. I wanna know

>27
>art. But am sweden so school is free
>4
>57

Also: how much is a plate in kilos?

20.4

stack?

24
Film studies/production
22
58-60

Believe me if you want(especially with the fat stomach I have on this pic...), but when you live poly and active in the BDSM community those hippie girls tend to stack up.

29
philosophy
1
over 50, less than 100

18
Computer science
1
0
One gf who I didn't care about just to prove a could to someone who was being a dick, really didn't see the point in it. Beginner at fitness only been doing anything for a month, would like advice about my chest

im and i do not have a good face,
if youre white, tallish, and not completely a sperg in a college town, getting laid is easy so being 24, and football player 60 sounds about right

height/weight?

>potato quality rig

6'1 210

23
English and History
1
16