How do you make this shit taste good?

How do you make this shit taste good?

Boiled then put cheese over it

You eat for sustenance, not pleasure

You have pretty much only carbs and fat there, which are fucking bland.

Assuming avacado, add salt, pepper, diced tomato, and anything else to compliment what you're eating it with
Assuming that's an english muffin, toss that garbage and eat oats with peanut butter for better macros and not tasting like baby food

You only have to add salt. I add salt and put anchovies over top of it on a piece of toast, its great.

Then why does the body release chemicals to make you feel good when eating?

>avocado tastes bad

what's wrong with you

Evolutionary remnant from a previous age for when it was useful.

To entice our retarded ancestors to eat more than they needed at the time because food used to be scarce

I got salt and pepper on, and it's a fucking knekkebrod.

Avocado needs something salty and/or acidic to bring out its flavour.
Lemon juice and salt is perfect. Add some sardines or mackerel, and you're set.

>fat is bland

kill yourself

>google says it's a crispy type of bread, like a cracker

Can't do much with the flavor for crackers, I would eat something else. That combination is gonna be pretty tasteless unless you just add something flavorful to it.

Again, avocado and crackers get BTFO by oats and peanut butter in terms of cost, taste, ease of preparation, and macros.

>avocados aren't bland
remove yourself from the gene pool

>i'm a literal child

fuck off kid

I like avocado with salt, pepper, and lime juice

>coming to an anime imageboard
>not being a child
again, remove yourself from the gene pool, friend

delete this

Knekkebrod translate to cracker bread. They are low in sugar, calories, carbs and last forever. Helps making the avacado taste ok.

Add tuna, pepper, lemon and salt

it tastes good as it is

>Mash avocodo with salt, pepper, and lemon juice
>Put on toast
>Add bacon
Enjoy your delicious gains. If you don't like that, ur a faggit

Add some turkey and goat cheese

jizz on it

Fucken body should have realized by now that getting swole increases chance of sex thus gene survival.
I want my body to suppress the pain and tiredness and give me orgasms while I lift shit to reward me.