ITT: Christian gym memes

If only that were what actually happens

For reality see /v/, which is now essentially over 50% /pol/ threads thinly veiled as video games

>he doesn't know that every board has been slipped the redpill

Take the Bread Pill
Also, how much could Jesus deadlift?
He was a 5'10.5 175 manlet

I really, really like these wholesome memes.

Jesus must have been decently built since he was a carpenter and all. I'm guessing he was more fit than most other people of his time.

He was pretty fit, but so were most people compared to today. Fit as in healthy, being ripped is a modern thing(Eugene sandow). Actual functional strenght, probably 3 plate dead-lift off the bat.
Only the (((Pharisees) were weak beta males.

How do you believe? I really wish I could be Christian, but at the end of the day I can't see god being a literal entity.

Do you love Christ more than you love yourself, your entire family, all your friends, your nation and everything else on this Earth?

greatshroudofturinfaq.com/Science/Image/height.html
> I determined the height to be 5'11½" to 6'1", give or take 1" for linen stretch and shrinking, both of which are possible. Because of the body type, even with shrinkage, the man cannot be under 5'11½". I lean more towards 6'0".

The son of God was not a manlet :)

You don't believe because you don't understand the nature of God. Until you understand the nature of God, then you will continue to be in a state of unbelief. But when you do find out the nature of God you will find it ironic.

I was a literal ragin atheist for many years. Once I came to Veeky Forums to Veeky Forums and then to /pol/ and learned about all the lies of (((science))), (((news))) and ((government))), I started to question everything. I questioned, what is the truth, morals. Moral relativism doesn't work if you play it down all the way, there has to be absolute truth.
People think the only thing that is true is science, but time again people and studies have been influenced by bias or funding so it's hard to find what's true.
Math is true, but then that get's pretty meta-physical as well.
Took me a year journey to find the truth, the Logos, of Jesus. WHen you find the truth, you will see how simple the world really is, all the lies you have been told.
It's a journey you have to take yourself. A myth is true. It's the manifesation of true things, and the truest myth is Jesus. So real, people doubt it exists.

I don't think they had that much strength, at least not 3 plates strength. But they must have had a shitton of endurance

>3 plates is a lot
I deadlifted 3 plates my first time for a max, I hurt my back doe. I only did some wood working and I'm a manlet.
People were much more active back then.

I'm saved and red pilled guy. The problem is Jesus didn't want us to be foolish he says so many times and I don't see political Islam and just racial differences being non-Christian. The world was divided into nations for reasons holy or not.

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