Why didn't she respond Veeky Forums?

Why didn't she respond Veeky Forums?

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eating ass is a literal shit test

You think chad would even touch that shit with his tongue as a joke?

this. omega males are the only ones that will willingly tongue a womans shithole

only betas are afraid of eating booty

>can only talk about subjects a girl brings up
>can't lead a conversation
She didn't respond because you are beta. Sorry bro.

>calling other people beta on image boards when you can't get replies on tinder

well since i've nothing to lose what should i say to her next

What I ask that gets a response 99% of the time is "where would you travel if you could go anywhere, but had only a week to do it?"

All the basic birches think they're fuckin Rick Steves these days, global travelers and shit.

Sorry, my cat walked across my phone

Coffee Thursday night?

Ok rape u tomorrow

*bitches

Fuck

Should have said "I'd eat YOUR ass like it's my last meal". Girls want to feel special. The way you told her made you sound like some regular deviant who's desperate to eat ANY ass, not just HER ass alone.

We have to take turns though, you do me first

hahaha. you might get away with a disappointing sexual performance due to your 'alpha status' lmao. But the next day the girl is going to go and laugh with her friends about just another guy who behaves like some 2-bit pornstar. You wanna keep a girl coming back for more then fucken take a deep breath and suck on the parts of her body that don't taste very nice so she's already cum once before you've even started to fuck her.

I've been tongued in the butthole by a girl before and I know how good it feels so why wouldn't I want to give the same pleasure to every girl I'm having sex with?

Implying every girl you have sex with deserves the absolute best pleasure

Anilingus should be punishable by death. Anyone who is not repulsed by it has a defective brain and defective genes.

Is eating ass a meme?

This girl I've been seeing/fucking says she's into it but I'm hesitating to stick my tongue in a literal asshole

Just make sure she washes before

It's become a trend over the past couple of years because people are becoming brain damaged and hormonally unstable from the increase in environmental toxins.

What about after, do we go back to kissing or what

Literal ass to mouth

Nobody ate ass before 2001
God damn Osama releasing all the building toxins

Once you do it, she has an excuse to not respect you anymore, so she can then cheat on you.

ah shit that's a good point. dammit user, where were you last night?

Why do I feel like people are just trying to push the boundaries like crazy these days

Another example I mean is all these new mumble rappers. I heard this one called lil pump the other day. He's fucking 16 and he smokes blunts and drinks lean literally all day. And there's tons of kids trying to imitate him. I feel like there's no hope for the future

Am I getting old

You joke, but it's true. Did anyone eat ass before 2015, let alone 2001? I never heard anything about it until very recently.

She's not responding because 50 other guys had the same idea and sent her some variation of your message. With tinder the key is to stand out (be it via looks or charm/humour) without looking as if you're trying to stand out.

Get out of your head and nut on her face

I don't really care about that since we're not in a relationship, just kinda hanging out and fucking. But she said ass stuff is the one thing she's into. I love eating pussy because girls always lose their minds and I kind of want to see her reaction to eating her ass but I'm scared to try t b h

does anyone else just use tinder for validation?

used to make my ex lick my ass/ balls all the time feels gud.

It's not so much that you're getting old, it's that the younger generations are much more brain-damaged and hormonally unstable since they grew up with radiation-emitting devices inches from their genitals 100% of the time during their formative years and because they were exposed to more toxins as children and as infants than you were.

Is that what makes it even? I stuck my tongue in her ass but she has my load on her face

The law of thermodynamics
You get one pump chump the rapper and you get a counter upper middle class white kid who studies chemical engineering and makes the next soap

Eating ass is degenerate as fuck. Ever notice how it only became something people talked about recently? Degeneracy is being rampantly normalized. Don't give in. I dated a woman that wanted to stick her finger in my ass, and I expressly forbid it. Not out of being close minded or some shit, but because men shouldn't ever have anything in their ass. And I will not stoop to licking an asshole. I'll eat pussy, but that's as far as I'll go.

That's nowhere near even. Even is her tongue in your ass.

Both interesting points

You don't have to stick your tongue inside. Just brushing it against the grooves alone the rim is intensely pleasurable.

> I'll get tinder next week... I promise.

Do girls really put comments like that? Straight people are disgusting

You're not supposed to eat ass, that's why it's fun
And bitches go crazy for it

She said she would gladly do that all I have to do is make sure it's totally smooth

How do I dehair my butthole?

so this is what it feels like to be attractive

Majority of girls do that. They never meet the guys to fuck because getting attention and validation is enough to satisfy their sexual needs.

No user your just watching jews destroy our society by promoting ignorant niggers and their culure

I mean if things have to yin and yang then sure
I thunk you're trying to make sense of something needn't be
Her ass got nerves, tongue is stimulating
Clean the sphincter, don't lick poopy

Are you a literal 12 year old?

This

Her ass would need to be smooth too. Protip: girls naturally have hairy assholes.

Why would they do such a thing

I also notice way more interracial couples these days. Which I find disgusting tbqh. If a girl ever told me she dated a black dude, or even worse casually fucked one I would be super turned off

It is smooth I've checked when we talked about it.

How do I get my ass smooth though? Shaving back there seems like risky business. Should I ask her to do it for me

You know that your g spot is in your anus, right?

I rimmed a girl once. No regrets. It appealed to me so I did it. Other girls assholes don't appeal at all though. Might have something to do with the shape and size of the booty and texture of their asshole. Girls with larger bootys that completely covers their asshole, their asshole is often moist. Fuck no. This one girl though. Good stuff.

> Talking to my gay friend at work
> Ask if a shirtless selfie are ok
> "NO!"
> Few days later I ask to see his Tinder profile
> Laugh at his pics then see a shirtless selfie
> WTF?
> "shirtless selfies aren't for you heteros"
> Have a good laugh

Cumming from my dick is fine with me.

>we're meant to be bi!
Sure thing mate

buzzfeed tier blogger looking for good messages for a post to hate on "fuckboys" (this homophobic slur or a male rape victim always makes me uncomfortable)

Buy a bodygroom.

Enjoy your extremely loud farts.

Men don't have g spots.

It's a prostate, and fucking with it leads to cancer and erectile dysfunction.

I've been on Veeky Forums for a good 8 years now and "ass eating" was never mentioned here prior to 2015.

This one never gets old.

Daisy is such a cute name
I bet her mother spent days thinking of what name to give her while buying pink frilly dresses is advance
And when she asked her mom about her name, they travelled to a vast green open field together, where she teached her about all the flowers they could see there, and how her little daughter was so special and cute she just had to be named after one
A flower that represented joy and purity

Now, 15 years later her little daughter has turned into a dumb slut as articulate as a guetto nigger

Why would they do such a thing? Well it actually ties into what you just said about race mixing. Promote White women to idolize and fuck low IQ niggers to lower the white population that serves a threat to their interest along with creating a mud race of mixed breeds with lower IQ's and no cultural heritage that is easier to market useless products to. (((globalists))) want to open the boarders and mix the less intelligent races with those that are more successful while keeping their bloodlines pure so the future population is easier to control and manipulate.

>not a gay

I will name my daughter "Wheaty" so she can be as pure as an Aryan girl running through a wheatfield.

Kidding, I would never have a daughter, as it means raising a female to be fucked by other men, essentially cucking you for 18 years.

I shall only have sons, and they will all be named Pussysploder, for they will make pussies explode.

Did you ask her to respond? If so, did you say pls?

>I shall only have sons
you sure about that user?

kek

>2017
>not eating ass

You low test puritan betas will never make it. Enjoy getting cucked after you fail to please your woman.

If you're high test you should wanna lick and defile a woman in every way. Brotip: you're not supposed to eat ass spontaneously or the morning after taco night. If the girl knows what shes doing she'll prepare the day before and clean herself out before hand. It should also go without saying but never lick a fat girls asshole, its seen too much and its not kosher.

One other thing I noticed and maybe you can answer this for me.

The whole LGBTQ bullshit seems to get pushed super hard. Coming up everywhere. I looked up the numbers, people who identify that way only make up 3.5% of the population but it is obviously way higher represented. I mean apparently June was pride month. Since when is that a thing. Why are they pushing this bullshit too

Does society need to crumble? Does Russia need to beat us in a war?

This

Dang feels bad, wish there was a part 2

Divide and conquer. We are being divided among so lines right now, pit against one another and provided with petty distractions by the msm while having our back pockets picked, futures being sold into debt slavery and countries being handed to a fabricated mulatto underclass.

To answer your question, the lgbt thing is simply a distraction people are expected to participate in along with an already decided set of moral conduct to accompany it. You go ahead and tell your co workers that you don't believe in gay marriage. They know that it is insane and they are hedging their bets on milking as much resistance as they can muster before it is accepted as the new norm and another insane minority is being pandered to. So long as Jews control the media and schools, this will NEVER end.

>June was pride month. Since when is that a thing.

At least since the early 90's. Maybe you're just young and have no idea how the world has been in the past 2-3 decades?

>B-but they eat ass in porn!

Why does nobody ever remember than men in porn get paid too?

I just checked. It was actually since the 70's. You babies have nostalgia for a time that you never even lived in and probably never even existed.

You're clueless. Totally clueless.

...

Its the kikes

finally somebody who understands tinder. thought i was the only one on this board.

I was eating ass in my 20s. I'm 42 in August. Stop being naive.

It was definitely never a big deal like it was this year.

Skittles never changed their candy for pride month before that's for sure you insufferable faggot

She's an attractive woman in her prime. You know she can find literally hundreds of men to eat her ass right? It's just a lottery for her, she'll pick them for some arbitrary reason

Tfw I had almost 600 matches on tinder as a male

Just fucking dive in there lad. Look at it as if you aren't doing her a favour, but claiming all of her for your self. You want to bite that ass, throw her down, smack it, stick your fucking head in there then grab a handfull of her hair and fuck her silly. She sounds like she likes it dirty. Song long as you are fucking her like the animal you are, you'll be able to get away with anything.

There's no room for tism in the bed lad. Don't think.

why would you even want to be with a person with such importance for licking ass? even if you like licking ass, surely this being a priority is not a healthy pillar for either a romantic or sexual relationship

She's either ironic or a bot. Either way, she's laughing at people like OP.

> its seen too much and its not kosher
ehehe

>blaming this degeneracy on mlp

They are all well rounded individuals afterall

I remember watching a Dr Phil clip or something about a dad whose son decided to be a tranny. The crowd were all booing him but he genuinely looked devastated and run down. You could see the pain in his eyes as he held back the tears. It was fucking heartbreaking desu and he was Hitler because of it.

Top advice lad, thanks

>where would you travel if you could go anywhere, but had only a week to do it?

not even shitposting, thats a #1 way to get hepatitis. do not recommend.

>defending mlp
you are cancer incarnate

legit

just fucking lmao @ coping incel beta cucks ITT

I had a dream where a girl ate my ass and can't stop thinking about it. How do I make these thoughts go away Veeky Forums?

>tips fedora
"Sure you like your ass eaten but tell me what you know about quantum physics"

Put peanut butter on your crack and get a dog to lick it. Totaly legal in Canada .

gay men dont count

post pic of your ass faggot so we can see if the grill is speaking the truth.

Damn i wish my girl was into it. Tried a few times but she flinched. Won't let me stick a finger in. Anal is probably out of the question. Too bad becaude we have great sex and she's very submissive, but this is my only real fetish.
How do i get her into it?

you force it