Body shape question

Anyone know how i can achieve this pear kinda shape and or gain only subcutaneous fat all over? ie; NOT visceral gut fat! im a guy

(yes i wanna be fat its my kink so just go with it)

serious question ive been trying to figure out for a long time.

Lose all self respect. The rest will follow.

dunno if i should diet or do something more drastic, just need advice

Go ask black people from ghetto. Take some chicken and watermelon with you.

Kill yourself.

How about you fucking kill yourself you actual degenerate. That, or reevaluate what ofnyour life has driven you to associate sex with being a fucking repulsive cunt

>where can I ask how to get fat?
>I know, I'll ask the fitness board!

Drink bleach.

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It's easy OP, read the sticky, read Starting Strength.

Do the program as written (also read "A Clarification", the dietary portion of SS omitted from the main book) including drinking a gallon of milk a day and having a calorie surplus in the thousands. DON'T DEVIATE FROM THE PROGRAM. This is where most people fuck up. Remember that if you don't drink a gallon of milk a day YOU ARE NOT DOING THE PROGRAM.

You will look like OP image in about three months.

Best of luck!

>it's my kink so just go with it
No. Go ask some fetish site or /adv/ or something.

wrong board /mlp/ has the highest BMI of all boards.

It's decided by genetics and don't give in into some shitty fetish.

T H I C C

kill yourself you fucking germ.

You have to eat about 10 Vitamin A, D and E pills every morning and evening. Might be a bit costly but it will definitely take care of you.

this is almost the exact body type i want in a women, just bigger tits

Fat distribution pretty much all comes down to genetics excluding some medical conditions. It's out of your control.

same, the left is pretty damn hot if just it were a woman and she had large tits

GET. OUT.

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