Let's check your game Veeky Forums

Remember, it's a trick question. They're testing your brains. Dumb reply, you fuck none. Clever reply, you might fuck both.

What's your answer?

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both tbqhmf

Wrong reply. You appear desperate.

>Why not make it a three way? ;P

Ill decide when I get there

yeah who said i was so desperate?

obviously left

>Which one of you is virgin?

Nice try you thot, I wouldn't give you the time of day *disappears into the night*

Which one of you has a dick ?

Desperate. Not funny. Not clever. No fuck.

not bad, still not clever though

Comes off as aggressive, butthurt. No fuck.

Look girls, the only way this is going to work is if the blondie straps on a sham donger and bones my ass so I can get erect and do the brunette.

Nice try semen demons, I'd rather keep my gains.

*teleports behind both of you*

Hehe nothin personelle thotties

0/10

t. virgin

this is good

forever alone

...no fuck

It depends. Which of you gives better blowjobs?

That's fucking cruel. The hot one knows obviously anybody will pick her over the other one, but she just plays dumb and then surprise surprise, when nobody wants to fuck her ugly friend she will just say 'teehee well you just need to BE YOURSELF more Becky!'

The sexy one

Veeky Forums in a nutshell

Heads says blonde, tails says brunette

porque no los dos?

>Squashed face
or
>White paste dehydrated tongue

I'm just here to work out bitch

cant decide rn, we can take turns

could the brunette wear any more makeup

"are you molten metal, cuz you look like a bunch of slags"

too direct. no blowjobs

doesnt work that way for women brah

i wasn't playing your game you loser

either

Neither I actually have another girl I'm interested in.

Depends, I'd need more details ;)

MOMMY user WANT MILKY!

well no wonder Veeky Forums are a bunch of virgins...

can't banter for shit

The blonde one. Literally the only correct answer.

I dont fuck horses so the blonde is out.

suck my cock virgin

I'll just watch

both

Which one of you wants me more gets priority, but i'll share :3

first?

I'll just let you two fight over who's allowed to ride my cock

Neither they're ugly as fuck

How about you invite your cute friends... and then leave?

Whichever one pays me more. Bets start at 5$.

beta

desperate

>letting women choose
Women expect the males to take action and make choices

>expecting women to fight over males
They don't

t. virgin

As long as a woman isn't a massive hamdimension that can't get out of bed without assistance, she can find someone to have sex with her. She's not deformed or disgusting in any way, maybe she won't be getting the 11/10 Calvin Klein tier Chads she wants, but she can get 7-8/10s easily.

The cute one

Either desu i'm desperation

send me your adress and i'll be there to decide in 5 minutes

I'll be happy with a handj from either

everyone who takes op seriously is a sperging autist. fuck off with this right answer pua bullshit. literally learning how to talk from a book, holy autism youre lost

What do you mean?
Of course, but the cute one posing right next to the other one creates a contrast that would make anyone want to pick the brunette.

I'd fuck the blonde on her own, but in that picture, she looks downright ugly.

My name is John and I hate every single one of you

>I'll have a better idea when we meet up. Where are you?

Definitely not my jailcell partner, so the only thing on that pic I'd screw is the lamp in the back

>mfw this thread
Veeky Forums really are clueless when it comes to game.

t. virgin

The one whose boobs are bigger

Fuck off pig

"Does it matter? Girls your age all fuck the same, anyway."

The pretty one.

So what would be a good answer then?

Mouth already open, wouldn't wanna leave you hanging ;)

There is no right answer. If you are a chad you can say you would only fuck them if you could play holocaust images on your tv while you do it
If you are short or have a bad hairline you could say the most witty thing and the most you get out of it are some laughs

y-you two...

>"The cow's already been milked here, so if you girls want some action, one of you will have to go deep inside and find that prostate gland back there."

This is the only correct answer

BEGONE THOTS

OP here, I dunno. You think I would be on Veeky Forums if I knew?

at this point its obvious that both want that dick, you can say anything as long as its not completely autistic

top kek

If they're equally pretty, this shit could work.

This is true, to a degree. But a mid-tier normie can sway his position almost to chad-level hype with clever banter.

wich of you can take 7 inches ?

That's the point. It wouldn't work. They both know who's the pretty one.

how do you know if what you're about to say is autistic or not?

"Which of you two want to fuck me? Tell me the answer "

"we both do user duh"

"theres my answer"

regular Veeky Forumsizens wouldn't know in a million years

Kekerino

"i only see one girl though"

the more you overthink things the more likely you sound autistic and forced.
these girls literally want your dick at this point, they want to fuck, you want to fuck, talk like a human being. holy autism what happened to people

>>expecting women to fight over males
>They don't

This is the guy giving advice. Oh dear.

Neither, I'm saving myself for marriage

The real question is which of you two is lucky enough to get the natty lickaroo

"You two can take turns."

Make sure to pay extra attention to the ugly one, that way she feels special, and the hot one gets jealous. It's a win-win-win.

T. Faggot

The one which squats more

Screenshot it like this faggot did, then say "you, but I'll jerk off to the other one later".

"Both of you show me your tits"

Then ghost after I get the nudes.

You're an idiot. You know what makes mindless thots go nuts with wanting your d? Show more attention to their friend after chatting them up a bit. They get jealous and compete

>Can I mix and match?

>Make sure to pay extra attention to the ugly one, that way she feels special, and the hot one gets jealous. It's a win-win-win.
This is true

this is what autists actually believe

t. brainlet

1 male can impregnate 1000s of women in a matter of years

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexy_son_hypothesis

Women are okay with 1-male-multiple-females polygamy in many cultures and historic periods. In no cultures or historic periods have males been okay with 1-female-multiple-males polygamy

"Which one does anal?"

>I read this in a PUA book from 1997, so it must be true

Ayy LMFAO

Doesnt matter because I dont have the face.

Send them a picture of my flexed bicep and text "how's this for the start?"

underrated

there are pick up artists uglier, shorter and fatter than you

>its the bro-science pua autists educating people with wikipedia links episode again

"I'll have to check you both to make an informed decision ;^)"

Sorry nu/fit/ don't understand