Hammer curls

>hammer curls
>dont even have nails

>rows
>im not even in a boat

>standing in a trap bar
>swear I'm not gay

>preacher curls
>I'm an atheist

>decline bench
>get some pretty good DOMS, because I don't do that particular exercise very often.

>deadlifts
>not even dead

>working on my core
>all out of apples

Fuck why did i laugh at this

>reps
>not a company representative

>planking in the gym
>without my wooden 2x4's

>doing some chest flys
>no pilots license

>chin-ups
>still depressed

>push ups
>dont even have boobs

good post

pull yourself up

>5x5
>I'm actually 24

>hip abductions
>haven't stolen anyone's pelvis.

> time to cut
> don't have scissors

>>calf raises
>>not even a farmer

>trying to build mass
>matter cannot be created or destroyed

>gomad
>still sane

kek

>goodmornings
>don't even wake up before 11:59

>Barbell rows
>Actually get on fine with my barbell

>Plank
>Human

>weighted dips

>raises
>dont even have a job

>gain weight

>it isnt a prize

>squatting
>no need to squat, i have a perfectly nice apartment

>deadlifts
>I'm still alive

>clean and jerk
>still dirty and erect

>skull crusher
>thats not actually what im doing

>OHP
>Useful

>dumbbell curls
>It doesn't

>decline bench
>benched anyway

>leg lifts
>im Lt. Dan

>Chin ups
>I was feeling fine already

> curls
> be bald

I like this post

pull-ups
still 5'7

>Use the vagina machine
>Didn't get any pussy

>do squat
>actually do something

>get swole for the girls
>tfw still no gf

fuck i miss these threads actually

jej

>stationary cycle
>have to move to use it

>romanian deadlift
>still American and alive

>leg press
>forget my leg media license

>deadlift
>necromancy classes are paying off

>rest day
>can't sleep
Audibly kek'd

>tricep pulldowns

>but I'm wearing my pullups

:^) I'm a big kid now