Hanging out with girl on first date in years

> 30 million unique page hits per month
> thinks he's part of some special secret club known as 4chins

30 million out of , what, 7 billion people on the planet?

>solid

jokes on you
>she likes trump lmao

Gains are so easy to come by for manlets, I'm 185 and still fucking skinny

Didn't make it because she went for your chest instead of cock.

about 5 billion of those people are savage third worlders

>Go out with co-worker 2 weeks ago Saturday
>Have crush on her but too scared because spaghetti every single time for 22 years
>Good time spent asking each other personal questions back and forth
>She asks if I have a crush
>Say yes but don't tell
>Ask the same of her
>She says yes but doesn't tell
>Ask for advice on Veeky Forums to figure out what to do
>user says go for it
>This past Sunday we're working and she says, "I wanna go out drinking tonight. If only I had someone to go out with"
>YOLO and make plans
>Go to here friend's place and then back to her's
>Make out and cuddle
>Proceed to do the same thing the next night
>Tells me she had a crush on me from the beginning, mentions I'm cute, notices gainz, constantly saying, "You like me" with a smile on her face
>Planning on going on an official date to the zoo either this coming Saturday or next week's
>No bad signs anywhere. No cause for alarm.
>Don't see any reason she will flake like all other past attempts

If the user who told me to go for it recognizes this story , thank you. From the bottom of my heart, thank you

its a gift and a curse man. desu i'd rather gain 5 inches and lose 10 lbs (making me skelly as fuck) then be my current weight

>be at a bar sitting next to an innocent qt dressed like a librarian
>one of her friends starts talking about reddit roast me pictures
>innocent girl leans over to me and whispers "..i bet they wouldn't post that shit on Veeky Forums"
>just kind of looked at her surprised and said oh heh heh yeah the 4 chan I've heard of that heh heh
>sat there wondering if she realized why I have such dead eyes

They're among us

Do not speak to normies
Do not socialize with normies
Do not procreate with normies
Do not do anything with normies

>Be me
>5'11"

At least I'm king of the manlets. Even if I'm a manlet.

r-r-right, Veeky Forums?

Ask her how many dicks shes sucked.

wow, that's awesome user

I'm going to be meeting up with my coworker oneitis this Saturday night.

Wish me luck.

you are the highest tier manlet. Nothing to be ashamed of.

dead eyes?

She said she was a virgin and I've seen her high school pics. Definitely a case of the ugly duckling so I believe it. NTM how honest she's been

Best of luck to you, Satan. Tell us how it goes regardless if it's good or bad

>tall
>complaining about it

fuck you, no matter how much extra work it is for you lanky fucks, you've still undeniably got it better than us. Don't take the piss by moaning about it you cunt.

>t. 5'8

if she is an ugly duckling, then you have hit the jackpot.

>touching on the first date

dead eyes, dead eyes, are you just like me?

>Go on tinder date with 8/10.
>She is kinda crazy but hot, meet in some random parking lot shopping center
>first thing she says is wow are you in the military
>5 minutes in she is touching my chest and arms
>start talking about the gym, she starting showing off body in middle of a parking lot
>say ohh I dont wear panties see
>talk for under a minute and she just grabs my cock
>fuck her in the back of her car and nut in her(hopefully juice is making me infertile bois)
>bring her back to my house and bang her for 2 hours straight more once I can get my hand on my diamond dick stack
>tell her she is a whore and to leave
>she giggles and says thanks
>thanks fit went from full autismo to full asshole autismo.

Nearing Chad

>Brad

bad attempt.

> hanging out with girl on first date in years
> she touches my chest
> exclaims "pecs"
> touches my abs after dinner
> solid
> mfw

Holy shit. Same thing happend to me. Only it was my cousin (15)

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I dated a girl like this, went great for 2 years, ended badly but those two years i got my fill of teenage love again. best on you dude :)

not OP, but that's exactly what I'm after too

hop on test bro, harder erections and longer sessions

girls are great, but they have their flaws, its hard, like really hard to not get caught up in one. but dont lose sight of your other goals.

>tfw 22 and 2nd year of uni when i could be in my late 3rd or early 4th

what? zoo? go to a fucking trendy expensive bar, chill there and go to your or her place and fuck like animals

The zoo sounds like a great first date to me. This girl sounds like a keeper, not sum thot to fuck and dispose of as soon as possible.

way to go dude :')

Don't know if you've ever been there before, but it's the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha, NE. I feel that any other anons who have been there can vogue for me when I say it's a good zoo and worth going back to.

Also, . The second night we were making out shill allowed me to grab her ass and rub my hand on her boobs. Wouldn't let me grab the boobs, just touch. Though when she left she nearly tackled me to the bed and we made out 1 last time.

I know it's not much and shows my wizard stats, but it's enough to make me hard while typing. Like I said, she's been more honest with me than any other girl I've met to where I feel I can trust that she will let me know when she wants it.

>she allowed me*

You did well user. Never reveal your power-level, it's always a trap

>tfw 150 lbs at 6'2
end me

Very happy for you user. We're all gonna make it.