CLEMENT VII? GOOOOOD WHAT A STUPID NAME
CLEMENT VII? GOOOOOD WHAT A STUPID NAME
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START THE DAMN THREAD BEFORE I PISS MY SELF
THE WHOOOOOREEE ISN'T PREGNANT
GET THE DIVORCE STRECHER
NOW
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CANT HAVE SIX?
BRING ME MORE WIVES TO MY FEASTING TABLE
MOOORE WIVES
he is the personification of Veeky Forums
More wives, your grace?
YOU HEARD THE KING, GO FETCH THE CODPIECE STRETCHER
GOD I WAS THIN BACK THEN
>loses the only war he ever fought
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRREEEEEEEEE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
b..but m'lord, you're too hung for your armour...
BEHOLD YOUR NEW KING HENRIETTA
...
GODS I WAS STRONG BACK THEN
Gods I was holy back then
...
BRING ME MY CHALICE STRETCHER
More wives, your grace?
WHERE IS MY MISTRESS, AND HER SISTER?
A PAPIST HOARD ON AN OPEN FIELD
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More wives, your grace?
More wives, your grace?
EASY NOW ANNE EASY, YOU MIGHT BE AN INCESTEOUS WITCH, BUT YOU'RE SPEAKING TO THE KING.
you dropped the ball senpai
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>Barton strongly opposed the English Reformation and, in around 1532, began prophesying that if Henry remarried, he would die within a few months. She said that she had even seen the place in Hell to which he would go (Henry actually lived for a further 15 years).
also
>She was buried at Greyfriars Church in Newgate, but her head was put on a spike on London Bridge, the only woman in history accorded that dishonour.
kek
Gods I had less wives back then
Sexy armour
More wives, your grace?
How many average men would it take to beat Henry in a fight?
9? 10?
all of them
And he'd still win
AY YO PASS ME SOME MO' AH DEM WIVES AN' SHIT LIL' NIGGA
MO' WIVES MO' PROBLEMS
What went wrong?
Exactly.
>That dong on 1540
MORE MUTTON, WINE, AND WHOOOOORES
Does anyone else read these posts in the voice of The Bloody Baron of Velen?
Nothing
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Not quite.
He is too fat for his armor
1520 (RA II.6)
>ISHYGDDT
1520 (RA II.7)
>Am I kawaii?
1527
>Check it out anglo servants, I'm made of gold
1540
>I REQUIRE MOOOOOORE CODPIECE MORE
1544
>LEG ARMOUR IS FOR THE WEAK AND THOSE WHO CAN FIT INSIDE A CODPIECE
Last two were the best.
I find the cloth boots and shins of the last rather appealing.
Half armours are god tier
>stabs your feet
pssh, nothing personnel kiddo.
That is one damn sexy gun. But what is wrong with his neck?
The upper neck shroud is a part of the helmet itself.
Just the way its mounted on the gourget the height of the wearer would be 5'5 and the display stand would be taller
More wives, your grace?
More wives, your grace?
You're speaking of betraying the Holy Father.
You will dishonor yourself if you do this.
He literally got hit in the head and almost died in a tournament and changed him as a result.
I thought it was a wound in his leg that never healed properly leaving him in perpetual pain?
he had that too
He married a barren Spanish whore.
Prithee, dear brother, but one wife is all I ask.
The only real way to read these is in this voice
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"I LIKE NOT THIS WIFE BRING ME OTHER WIVES"
>his heavily pregnant wife is a better military leader than he is
>sends him the Scottish kings gore splattered coat while he's playing fuckfuck games in France
YOU HEARD HIM THE COCKS TO BIG FOR THE ARMOUR, GO FETCH THE COD PIECE STRETCHER!
More wives, your grace?
Both. He had the head wound first, which (pure speculation) may have caused him to realise his own mortality and become obsessed with getting a male heir. Then the leg wound happened and he became the psychotic, gout ridden, syphilis encrusted lard ball we all know and love.
As the good Lord said, "love thy neighbour as thyself". Unless he's Turkish, in which case KILL THE BASTARD!
He actually was Henry VIII in a series of BBC online comedy shorts.
BOW YA SHITS
More grace, your wives?
CLEMENT
THIS WIFE IS DEFECTIVE
BRING ME ANOTHER
HOW DARE YOU SPEAK OF HER MAJESTY IN SUCH A WAY!
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More knives, your grace?
More wives, your grace?
gods I want sons
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More wives, your grace?
More wives, your grace?
More wives, your grace?
YOUR MOTHER WAS A DUMB WHORE WITH A FAT ASS DID YOU KNOW THAT
IF THERE AINT A BARROWFUL OF LAGER IN FRONT OF ME IN TEN SECONDS, I'LL HAVE ALL OF YOU SHITTERS SENT TO TYBURN!
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More wives, your grace?
Real shit, why didn't he just have thirty concubines and then marry the one that gave him a son?
Why didn't he just adopt a son and pretend it was his, and just execute anyone that said it wasn't his real son?
But that isn't his real son though
More wives, your grace?