What do I say? She smokes weed and likes politics

What do I say? She smokes weed and likes politics

ayy bby u wan sum fuk?

Charge your phone

"The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race."

>being so autistic you ask a homoerotic japanese imageboard how to hold a meaningful conversation

ayy bby u wan to smoke some weed, talk some politics, and then bang? too bad i'm all outta weed and politics

SHIT

Guys sorry for hijacking the thread but how do you get girls who smoke weed? My current gf is very anti-weed for some reason. I just want to find a cutie to vape some weed with and talk about life and funny stuff.

>smokes weed and likes politics
Holy shit, get out of there, man. Ain't worth it.

let's smoke blunts the size of trump's fingers, but we'll need as many as he has brain-cells because his hands are so small, DUDE WEED LMAO

inversely with Hilary use: size of honesty, how much she barks/amount of e-mails

it's a foolproof strategy

This girl is absolutely hot

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I need some fug my man and Indian girls are my fetish.

It's a bot OP, delete her before you develop feelings for it.

what kind of political weed are you???

Imagine if this becomes a real issue with AI cyborg sexdolls in the 2030's

Can I be the bill to your Monica

Say this

"Hey, wanna blast some whippets and discuss mckinders model of geographical determinism and how it aids in analyzing the decision to invade Russia from napoleon to Hitler?"

Ask her," green or red?"

Regardless of what she says, just say "Good. I like my girls dirty"

Fucking kek she didn't respond and it's been 10 minutes already Dx

She changed her description posting it cuz it's lul worthy

Better luck next time

>talks to op for less than 15 minutes
>no longer interested in sex whatsoever

Ouch

What beta thing did you say? If only you chose the right words you two would be banging right now...

You know what to do.

>anti-capitalist

Drop her now bro.

It's more of what I didn't say actually. Too busy shit posting on a hiroyuki image board I'm new to this tinder thing so yeah :/ Next time you guys need to help a brother out

what makes you think this has ANYTHING to do with fitness, you obvious product of meth fueled incest?

go fuck off somewhere and huff cyanide, retard.

Do I still have a chance

Don't apologize! Not that you should be pursuing a left wing nut job.

>sorry for the wait

are you implying she was waiting on you? lmfao

You're fucked buddeh. Just say that you would have voted for Obama if he ran a 3rd time.

>"sorry for the wait"
>already sent something
>hasn't heard back in 20 minutes
>thinks there's some kind of conversation going on

Ask for her opinion on Operation Northwoods

Green or red, but close enough.

Alright removed from it. But now it's gonna be awkward cuz of the long response time

Underrated

That's not long at all, are you pulling my leg?

OP you should have said
>nigger or negro?

Yes. Also she's 19 and used to beta orbiters agreeing to everything the says. Be a contrarian, but not an asshole.

>smokes weed and likes politics
Hates her dad and hates herself
Save yourself the trouble and move on

For reference

Holy shit, do these ever work based on comedy factor?

Jesus Christ you amateurs. Every match just say
>Taking a survey, on your back or hands and knees?
You'll get either
>Excuse me? (unmatch)
>An answer (an in)
>nothing (unmatch)

>r u toast?
>becuz i'd give u a buttery knob

op just tell her she's beautiful first off and then proceed with the cuck discussion she wants to have.

She has to go back.

Or, get her to ride you cowgirl, whilst you choke her and she calls you "daddy".
That sounds like fun.

>the highest priority is the profit of the individual
How has /pol/ not realized by now that capitalism is literally the most Jewish ideology that ever existed?

>sorry
Don't apologize like some cuck.

The kikes benefit from that mindset since they work together as a group.

Lad, I hope you realize that you're going to end up on this page.

Capitalism, without statism, is quite literally the most meritocratic form of economy, you Marxist cuckboy.

"Why isn't your anthem the internationale? are you some sort of revisionist or something?"

She's a wolffite, she voted stein
baka

>Hey you wanna smoke some weed and talk about politics?

It starts the convo on mutual interests so you both have something to talk about and if you're not a complete retard she might like you. It ain't hard dog

About 99% of the wombman posting on that are either LGBTQABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPRQSTUVWXYZ+ or a wiccan/witch.
I shit you not, a liberal circlejerk.

KeK

That's very clearly a fake tinder account. Good lord you are a fucking idiot

I wouldn't put it past wolff to use fake tinders to fill his lectures

Ask her if she wants to go halves on an anchor baby

>how bout fitness dick in your mouth

>left wing loony
>anti capitalist
>probably fucks dudes for weed
>almost definitely retarded but thinks she's smart enough to talk politics

Abort