Manlet Pit Stories

God created manlets for he is much too mighty to bend down and pick up things. However the wicked devil corrupted them and removed their ability to fly, hence God couldn't reach down and take stuff manlets we're handing him.
He thrice cursed them and sent them to hell. All the manlets came together and formed the nation of Phillipines

Destiny 2! Cant wait to lift and shoulder charge

If a manlet pit is too crowded, the tall manlets dig a new pit inside the pit to throw the turbomanlets in it.
Those hellish visions cant be erased from my memory.

They say God created the manlets but the devil created high shelves

>His gym doesn't have a manlet mining operation that gives 9 levels deep

Each level is further down than the last. The tiniest manlets at the bottom have no chance of getting out. They train all day, every day, only taking breaks to scoop up whey dust that has drifted down from the upper levels to prevent them from going catabolic. They will lift until they die.

Every once in a while my gym's manager will flood half of the pit with water and we'll fish out of it with row machines.
Catch and release though, those nasty buggers bite pretty hard.

Lost. Good job m8

>manlet escaped pit
>gym gestapo on his ass
>throws gaive
>embeds into his back
>pulls him back in
>manlets engulfing him
>looks like the train scene from drag me to hell
>gestapo picks him up and reabsorbs his gainz before dropping him
>distributed evenly amongst gym

The other day one of the manlets was begging for us to release him from the pit and certain death. He claimed that despite his grotesquely undersized form, that he was still a human with feelings and a soul. We laughed heartily as another of the captured manlets caved his head in with a 20 pound dumbbell

>manlet pit
For the love of god, please, someone explain.

Your gym doesn't have one? What do they do with the manlets then?

If you had ever been to a gym you would have seen the pit

My gym holds annual manlet gladiator matches, the surviving manlet is allowed to use the gym until the next year.

What shitty gym you go to where they don't have manlet pits ? Jesus
Same but in our gym the winning manlet is crowned the king of the manlet pit, and all other manlets have to give 40% of their gains to the king. We shouldn't meddle with manlet affairs

God I fucking love this gif. I hope that fatty Asian broke one of those twigs over his leg bane style.
My favorite when will they learn: youtu.be/ek9eMnSmf3s

>dehumanizing manlets this hard
that's cold, real cold

I'm literally crying

I am a pre-workout trader and have journeyed very far in my search for rare pre-workouts. I have seen strange beautiful horrors you can never comprehend through the Fiber Cotton Road. Things like a gym full only of fat women who never lose weight, a gym, if you can call it that, where there are no free weights only machines, and worse. I've seen worse like gym where manlets and lanklets lift side by side.

>get to the gym
>its push day
>3 manlets arrive on the press a bit before me
>they're all fucking hyped and pumped
>"ye bro bro ye like bro ye" this shit that shit
>im 6'3 and i feel like im around kindergarden children
>"can i join you guys at the bench?"
>"ummmm okay sure"
>they start building up weight hyping each other up
>they reach 80kg
>i do 10 reps with 80kg just to warm up my body a bit
>they start struggling
>can barely pull of 5 reps now
>my turn
>i load up 110kg and do 5 reps without even asking for a spotter
>having 6'7 arm span BP is probably 2 times harder for me compared to them and their tiny arms
>they get quiet
>they keep doing with 80kg and are struggling really hard to finish their sets
>i keep doing sets of 5 with 110kg
>they stopped talking and are visibly discouraged
>leave with their heads bowed down

when will they ever learn