Quick setup of a situation: > setting: bar / club / wherever people hang out and it is acceptable to meet new people > girl in this scenario is 8/10, white, in her 20s > you in this scenario are white, taller than her, athletic build, attractive enough that your actions will not be considered creepy unless you really fuck up
> the girl is standing next to a bar or any elevated surface at bar level, talking to her 2-3 female friends. Having a drink, but does not appear to be drunk > the girl does not see you approaching her > one of her hands is resting on top of the elevated surface > your first move is going up to her and without saying anything, holding her hand like in pic > she looks at you before her friends notice you, with the look that something unexpected happened, not reacting intantly, giving you a second to handle the situation before it gets creepy
How do you continue?
Camden Watson
Sorry I can't do it, I get anxiety just imagining myself in a social setting out in public.
I've lost before I even started.
I'm pretty much never going to get a GF/sex unless said woman takes the initiative and comes to my house and asks me to fuck her.
Aiden Anderson
Ask her if she's there to drink. It will be funny because you're both in a bar lol
Ian Nelson
"Sorry, I thought you were a man"
Tyler Long
"Imagine running so fast you become Asian...."
Samuel Brown
2/10 You did not adress the hand situation
Jace Sullivan
>"You're dreaming."
Samuel Bennett
You can assume that if it makes things easier, but then assume that even in your dreams she will act as a normal person would
Carter Bennett
M'lady...
Connor Cruz
No you autist, that's what I said.
Brayden Carter
>i want to show u something >come here >go with her to the bathroom >unzip pants
Tyler Evans
R U AN ARCHEOLGIST
>MFW 80% OF AMERICANS DONT TRUST TEH MAIN STREAM MEDHIA
Jayden Rodriguez
Oh, I misunderstood because of greentext. 6/10, but you still have to keep going, or else it will just make it more creepy
Ryder Jenkins
you fucked up pretty bad by pulling that move without even talking to her
maybe you could say "just wanted to get your attention - you have a giant smudge on your face right there," talking in a low, slow voice, then pulling your hand out. Then start making small talk about fucking up your appearance i guess
thats all i got
Connor Reed
That's what makes it a social skill test - salvaging a situations with an awkward start. Consider it a handicap. Used to do these situations irl with friends at bars during college, where everyone sets up how and who you should approach and you go in.
7/10 tho. 4 if she actually does not have anything on her face. You need to somehow explain the hand situation
John Nelson
>"I-I lost a bet" >palms get sweaty >liquid beta is dripping onto her hand >"u-uh I'll see you later" >bolt out as fast as possible >never return
Lincoln Edwards
I use my free hand to tip my fedora. If my other hand is occupied, I utilize the edge of the bar for a hands-free tip.
Josiah Barnes
>grab her hand >sorry i thought u were my friend >by the way, whats your name >... >profit
Benjamin Turner
>i could crush this hand easily >and so many other people could, too >you need to fix that
then i would walk away
Anthony Gutierrez
>Oh gosh sweetie I read a post on a thread that said to try this! I have a boyfriend already he's a big guy
Cooper Price
...
Christian Richardson
>Sorry I always wanted to know how it felt. Bye Then sprint off into the night
Mason Cook
"You're in my spot" >crush grip
Isaiah Miller
>hahaha I guess I'm just KV now. About time I lost the H
Adrian Cook
...
Xavier Anderson
it doesnt matter if she has anything on her face or not, youre saying that just to break the ice and make her focus on herself. You could say "i wanted to see if my callouses hurt or not" with a totally straight face because theres a good chance you will actually scratch her
its all in how you say it, not so much what you say the low slow voice and good eye contact is 90% of the battle imo
Caleb Lopez
oh damn thats good
thanks Chad
Evan Rogers
Okay I see what you mean. 8/10 good job, user
Noah Campbell
mostly depends on whether she finds you attractive or not really. The words barely matter. I'd go with "Thought you could you a hand." then maybe say "that was a shit pun wasn't it?" Depends on her reaction
Jaxson Price
Usually in a situation that's really awkward like that (Who the fuck would ever do this) I just raise my voice and act completely ridiculous. It usually helps me own the situation/help people laugh it off which diffuses it.
Wyatt Young
>Thought you could you a hand >that was a shit pun wasn't it? >saying this without actually using a pun
Angel Lewis
>"Umm, even though I look white I'm Hispanic. W-Would you still date a Hispanic guy? Asking for a friend of course silly!"
Michael Jackson
>who the fuck would ever do this
This is actually one of the situations set up by my friends years ago and I got the digits out of it. This is one of the easier ones though, but the first time I'm making such thread. Just want to see if it is worth making more of these
Daniel James
What did you say to them? I have what I call "blunt force charisma" but I lack any smoothness. I'm just a silly jackass who can hold a conversation and people like me.
Brody King
AYY BB WANT SUM FUK
Cameron Garcia
I've been in situations like that and you can literally say anything and she might still sleep with you at the end of the day. Confidence is key.
Caleb Allen
But im not an awkward fag so I wouldn't get in this situation to begin with
Jack Rivera
Don't remember exact words, but was something like "sorry, your hand just looked really comfortable to hold", but it all depends on how you say it and how you follow up with the conversation and go into the small talk. Also depends on the girls first reaction. If she would appear weirded out by what I do, I would always just leave it
Juan King
Well not doing it would just show you are awkward and can't think on the spot in social situations
Levi Sullivan
gee did it take a rocket scientist to figure that out?
Leo Turner
Fucked up the reply reference
Kevin Collins
Yeah, the only thing I could really do to get myself out of this situation with any sense of social ability would be to act totally ridiculous in a very bold manner so I could get some laughs out of the girls and then proceed from there.
Nathan Ward
>hands-free tip kek
Angel Kelly
>you in this scenario are white Yea no thanks ill pass
Julian Nguyen
>lift her hand up >ignore her and tell her friends youll bring her back in one piece >pull her to the dance floor gracefully gotta bust out some serious moves at this point but most of you autists cant dance