Fitness Cringe

LOL I do that every other Saturday. Are you saying you can't do it? LOL what a weakling!
>gymcels, when will they learn?

shoo shoo spooky skeleton

>walk up behind you
>reach around and slap you in the face
>run away
>you can't catch me because you're out of breath in 10 feet due to NO CARDIO
>I run back your way as you're gasping for air and slap you again, run and sprint away again
>you try in vain to catch me but you're just too slow and have no endurance
>I keep this shit up for hours
>you eventually collapse to the ground in a heap, utterly exhausted
>I pull out a Sharpie marker and draw dicks on your face
>you have no defense at this point due to extreme exhaustion
>I finish my art project, take pics, post them on Veeky Forums, Instagram, Facebook
>everyone points and laughs at you
>you kill yourself out of shame
Don't skip cardio day, boy.

check out styrkeproven in norway.
you have to ride 540km in 24 hours.

fastest time=> 13h:32m ...

Fuck you are one triggered cyclist.

Looks stupid and nothing I'd ever do, but gotta say it looks like a bretty good core workout, user.

What's wrong with cycling

>thinks everything he reads on Veeky Forums is SERIOUS BUSINESS
LOL n00b

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>this is what cardio fags believe
nice coping method there m8
and heres something i did

liveleak.com/view?i=af0_1298861922

Cycling is objectively one of the absolute best hobbies ever. It's amazing exercise, you get to see beautiful parts of the country along trails, and it's just so fucking fun. Surely you rode your bike as a kid and liked going downhill right? It's a thousand times better as an adult on a road bike.

The feeling of going 40+mph from the power of your own body and the satisfaction you get from passing fucking automobiles is indescribable. Cycling is for patricians, and the only people who hate on it have never tried it or are fatties who can't.

128 watts, lol yeah be super proud of that

Biking is both gay and oppressive.

>Cycling is for patricians

Fight the Patriciarchy!!

You must live in Tennessee or some other flat as fuck place if you can average 20 mph.

I think mountain biking is pretty bad ass

It's sad that you thought this was funny even as ironic shitposting

>falling for the estimated watts meme

>for five hours

nah dude it's possible, just hard to get to.

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Well good shit then.
There's too much traffic lights I have to stop at where I live in order to get fast times.
I live in a big city and only ride my bike to work.

What the fuck, stand up paddleboarding without the challenge or fun?

Who the fuck pays for this shit

Cyclists are insane man, my uncle does like 70km of hilly shit every morning.

Except you are a huge asshole on the road to cars.

inb4 hehehe diriving car faggot

Not everyone enjoys slowing down traffic and pissing off 100s of people

Cycling will shrink ur balls

...why do those pictures exist..and why do you have them saved

Do you have a better solution of where cyclists should ride?

>globalist removal intensifies

That's only a 20mph pace century.. Only requires a few months of training max.

what app is this?

Strava

And how much faster can you become on a proper bike? I average like 9 mph on an old shitty city bike but I'm also pretty heavy, 6'2 200 lbs

No, not japan, pls

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Good thing bike lanes exist everywhere, especially outside the cities

Oh wait

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Nah, nips hate niggers.

Slutty nips might fuck niggers, but they're sluts, so they'll fuck anyone.

As an adult, is it worth it to keep biking on my Fuji Crosstown 3.0 from 2003, or to buy a newer street bike?

sorry I did a bit more looking and its actually a Crosstown 3.0 from 2007

hes trolling, has to be
or showing someone exactly what not to do

you are a little bit too optimistic about the human race user....

yeah I gotcha. I used to be really into riding but I only rode it to class for the last few months. I could do 20+ for the whole trip, but that's because it took 7 minutes...averaging it for a while is a lot more work and probably not too hard if you aren't big.

that looks fine. I might look at something without shocks personally.

>liveleak.com/view?i=af0_1298861922
>the first comment
>30 minutes of it's free

Alex did a test for some supplement drug and took progress pictures for it

Still better than the truckboys

LOL you're still retarded

It will also work your upperbody more than roadbiking.

TN here it's hilly as all fuck
Do you just say shit ?

Cycling renders men infertile.

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>dangerous as fuck
>gives you infertility
>gives you pudendal nerve entrapment

Cyclism would be awesome if it didn't destroy your butt and if car did not exist.

it is the GOAT. join us.

I hate you faggots because you enjoy using the roads during fucking rush hour, in large groups too, and NEVER on any bike path or fucking green way that's for you all. You dingle fucks are 25% of my daily commute/aneurism

nice larp

This must've been taken before that black guy killed that Okinawan girl

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Dat reverse progress

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why is that cringe exactly? tons of people use the leg press. not everyones exercises have to be like yours. i assume the point is that she should be doing squats? maybe she does them too? i really dont get it.

Don't tell me your bike has fenders man hahaha are you a child

>username is fucking willsquatforchocolate
>Squatting in running shoes
>half range of motion
>wearing gloves
>100 bodyweight Squats
No cringe here Nope

can someone post the comic of the guy sitting by his bed at night with the neon light, icing his knee or some shit

I do about 50 miles in 3 hours without ever having trained for it a couple times a year for fun with my parents when i go visit them in the poconos. It's barely difficult unless your doing a climb

If the government didn't take their guns away the British wouldn't have this problem.

>cycling downhill
>exercise

what kind of delusion is this?

Is this dark souls?

Up your own asses preferably

Written like a middle schooler that watches too many Malaysian cartoons.

Whenever I ride a bike my dick falls asleep after 10 minutes.

leg press makes me cringe because of all the snapped up legs i've seen on here

/thread

This was after 1 year of training, stop lights really screwed things up, along with the 95+F weather.

>when he can't afford a car
You win the cringe game.

its the reward for going up the hill

>all roads are downhill

what the fuck

I lol'd thank you user

Becauqe ig whores dont lift, they just post about it bug never progress

Shits expensive tho

this wasnt in the other picture

>slaps someone with concealed carry
>you come back for round two
>clearly charging, clearly attacking
All the other kids with the pumped up kicks you'd better run better run, out run my gun.

get a better saddle then you spastic. the industry has gotten around this problem you know

thats a fair point, I've been putting my monies into it from a young age so now have some solid bikes and gear, also me, my bro and papa all do it so we can share tools and such so i do sometimes forget the monetary blow it takes to get into it

Wait.. has doesn't have calves at all? wtf

>objectively
>best hobby

I don't think you know what "objectively" means

>Alex took shirtless pictures of his shitty body to shill the snake oil he sells to the retards who visit his site

ha look at this guy more than an hour in rest time.

Cycling is fucking monotonic, also it gives you an imbalance between your quads and your hams. Lastly a strong lower body and weak upper body is what girls should aspire to get, what are you, a girl?

back then in my teen years I would go bike with friends and do 60km or more to tour to the nearby towns as we lived very near of the border. all of it for shits and giggles, not even trying hard.

I laugh my ass off at lifters that are scared of anything cardio.

lmao at this leglet

Stay the fuck off the roads east of newmarket, fucking idiot bikers