When was the last time someone 'mired you?

When was the last time someone 'mired you?
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>At the dentists getting a cleaning
>Cute dental hygienist won't shut up while trying to pry my teeth out with a hook
>Dentist comes in to evaluate my ability to brush
>'Damn man, you're looking good. Everytime you come by you're bigger and bigger'
>We chat about his family and how I need to floss more
>Five minutes later the dental assitant is back to trying to put a hook through my gum
>Still won't shut up about inane bullshit of her last trip to Disney World

That was the first, and so far, only mire I've ever had. It's not a meme that only other dudes will ever notice that you lift.

on the 4th of July when I wore my red white and blue cutoff.

Girl kept saying I looked good. Family complemented me on my new muscles.

My mom said I looked handsome.

I'm a vain narcissist who lives for praise

>walking out of courthouse after long trial. Been there all day. Loosen tie, sleeves rolls up
>been lifting consistently for a year, getting a lot stronger. Started test cycle 2 months ago.
>walk by line of cars going through drive thru nearby.
>hear "hey sexy!"
>turn and see group of girls 16-18 winking and doing shit that made me uncomfortable in general because I'm never mired.
>didn't smile. Sped up walking.
>felt too good about it. It's the exact girls I never got attention from growing up.

>watched the fireworks on the fourth and then went to a bar alone
>9/10 innocent hipster chick sat down beside me
>impressed her with my beer choice
>had a fun conversation, got along fine
>her decent friends were ready to go and I went to the bathroom
>walked out and they were gone
>felt like such a dumbass
>walked over and saw she had written her number on my nachos
>let a few days go by and texted her
>set up a date for tomorrow at an outdoor concert in the town commons and then maybe drinks

I've had tfw gf and gotten laid enough but it's been a while so this is all pretty exciting

I have no idea.

I avoid looking at women.

That's my boy.

That must've felt great

You're gonna make it, user.

>have high test science teacher
>huge butt small waist big boobs
>constantly stare at her body
>one time she catches me but i power through
>she blushes and her nipples harden
i always wondered if this was attraction towards me or nerves

I get mired all the time but the second i ask for a number they get this panicky look on there face and insert some excuse, the most popular being "im not allowed to give out my number at work"
To be fair the last girl said she had a boyfriend but would go out with me if she didnt, im thinking to myself "why the fuck did you come over to flirt with me in the first place then"

Heres a good example:
Go into a mall clothing store, slightly chubby but pretty girl comes over
>"user ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"
said with a huge smile and puppydog eyes,

>"yeah i get that a lot"
(im 6'0 200lbs jacked on tren 24/7 with low bodyfat and blonde hair)
Proceed to make small talk and pick out clothes, head to change room
Cutie comes by after a couple minutes
>"user, open the door i wanna see what you got"
Proceed to take off shirt and open door with shit eating grin
>"haha, user thats not what i meant"
All the while with her eyes on my chest

Later come out and shes giving me strong eye contact, flipping her hair and sticking her tits out.
>"give me your number well go out"
Her >"um uh, im not allowed to at work"
>"um uh.. you can follow me on instagram"
Me>"yeah ..no thanks"
Give her a slight smirk and leave

Basically all my attempts go like this, girl approaches, mires and fidgets, then shoots me down.
Its honestly making me want to stop trying especially since it feels like im just giving them free validation and im out of their league anyway

Pic related: my face after asking for their numbers

friday.

then we made out a little.

could have rapidly escalated, but didn't want her dad and bro to come home and find me balls deep in their precious.
also not up to 3rd date, so she hasn't earned the D.

Maybe because you sound super autistic?

Tren body or not, personality IS somewhat important

Everyday. Getting eyefucked everytime I go out.
Reactions are either:

Smile back and they smile
Smile and they look down while smiling nervously

I... I think I'm making it boys

who is this blonde babe?

Attraction OP. Make a move

wake up from your dream

A little girl at the grocery store did that same gesture with the back of her hands on her chin when she saw me today.

She was like 8 or something.

I don't think that it's ever happened to me. I'm admittedly quite unattractive.

I only get little girl mires. Bit distressing tbf.

Little girl mires are the best. They usually don't even bother to look away when you make eye contact, and they're impressed by any amount of muscle
>tfw no little gf

>lifting for a year
>started a test cycle 2 months ago
hey we got a fuckin retard over here

>Be walking in grocery store
>See taller guy maybe 4 inches taller then me (I'm 6')
>Think damn wish I was his height but man does he got a baby face
>Sexy girl comes walking up and he puts his arm around her waist
>She notices me and wont stop looking I walk past and she whispers with her lips "hi" and keeps following me with her eyes
>Walk past and think nothing of it girl wa with her man and she was just being nice
>Come across them in the store again and he still has his hand around her waist
>She notices me again and kind of pushes away from him
>He notices and tries to grab her again
>She pretends she needs to grab something and instead uses the time to check out me hardcore

No idea why I got a big nose and I'm not that great looking just decent. Maybe it was a sign my muscles are big enough for attention now.

this middle aged arab woman always feels me up when I get kebabs and says what a nice strong man you are.

Honestly makes me a little uncomfortable, but they offer some sweet prices so I cant stop

>wasting time as a natty
I'm upset I wasted 8 months honestly. If you have the knowledge and discipline, might as well roid from day 1

My roommate's from college's girlfriend couldn't help but feel me everytime she passed by me. It was interesting...

no m8 lol

i know right he wasted a year

My guy. Settle for nothing less

Bitches want like a chase but when you're the A side they can't be making demands

>use to be a little ugly / somewhat social retard when it comes to grills
>fast forward a few years
>lost weight strong jawline/highcheek bones activated
>atleast a 7/10 now
>get mired everywhere i go
>still a social retard
>suicide.exe

user you and I are one

neah, its the nose. She assumes you have more money than the laklet

Lol I get mired multiples a day super famicom

I'm a skinnyfat at best,but my 2 little cousins mire me a lot.
>Back from gym
>cousins are home
>they tell me how strong I am
>also tell me that I looked like a rockstar in my hair(used to have long hair lads)
>I start doing pushups and they sit on my back
>then stand up and start curling them like a barbell
I love my little sisters
Also, my gym bro is a lanklet skelly
>at the gym
>gymbro tells me my chest is getting huge
Sorry I'm a manlet with quick gains brah we're gonna make it
Later that day his nee-chan tells me my t shirt fits me and it shows that I'm working out.
She also said I stink of sweat but bitch that's my hard work at gym,my fucking sweat is laced with pheromones

>Last thursday
>student house party
>get wasted
>end up taking my shirt off after a lot of peer pressure
>people taking photos
>people gasping and mirin
Next morning I wake up in the middle of a bed with a 9/10 qt and a gay guy feeling my delts. Was honestly too hungover to care or to say no homo.

>last saturday, another party
>same 9/10 comes up to me
>rubbing my delts and biceps
>end up making out

Did I make it Veeky Forums? Am I gay now?

yes and also yes

>Never get mired in general
>Wife meets me at the gym yesterday because she wanted to go shopping
>As we're walking out, get mired hard blatantly in front of wife
>Wife insists I must get mired every time I go to the gym and it's probably the only reason I go

pic of delts

...

>that one kid in the class who thinks his milf teacher wants to fuck him
she sees you as a stupid kid, nothing more bro

manlet

>>"user ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"
>said with a huge smile and puppydog eyes,
>>"yeah i get that a lot"
Are you fucking retarded?

6'2. :^)

>two nights ago some girl squeezed my bicep and said I have low body fat

>Few weeks ago qt said 'wow you have lots of muscles'

>Yesterday some girl came up to me randomly, said I'm sweet, kissed my cheek and left

>>"yeah i get that a lot"
What?
I cant eveb

>>"user ive seen you in here before, you got a haircut"

>>"yeah i get that a lot"

Ohhh boy

my mom
>"wow son you got so strong!!"

this squared

you don't understand how much older and educated people look down on the young and learning user, you are but a babby to them

It was about 7 months ago. Feels bad.

>Be me. mid twenties, been working construction since I was fifteen
>Bit chubby, a decade of manual labor and fast food does that to ya
>Good strength though, kinda expected when you bust your ass for 10 years
>Go to get a blood test done, checking for T levels and general hormone levels, all that usual shit
>Get called into the room after a small wait
>Older Asian nurse
>She could be 80 - 110 for all I know, but she looks about 45
>Can never tell with Asians, they age so damn well
>Sits me down, lifts the sleeve of my shirt and wraps a band around my bicep
>Tells me to squeeze and relax as she looks for a vein
>Feeling around in the crevice between my bicep and forearm, unsure what it's called
>Begins feeling my bicep as she continues to say "user, you can relax"
>Fully relaxed, bit confused
>She feels my bicep again while still looking for a vein, "Just relax user it's okay"
>Tell her I'm relaxed
>She feels my bicep a bit more and begins talking about how hard it is
>Asks me how long I've been going to the gym
>"o...one month"
>Tells me how my bicep is just so much bigger than normal (it's really not)
>Keeps mentioning things about how strong I must be
>Blood is being drawn at this point
>Convo during it is literally just her talking about how strong and big my arms were
>Felt so damn awkward
>Probably only a 3 minute conversation but felt like eternity
>I hate when people talk up something you know you're not proficient with, but was quite happy to get a mire that was so open

Since then I've been going to the gym consistently
I want to make enough gains that I can one day have a younger qt mire me like that Asian nurse did. Thanks Asian nurse, you're a great motivator!

some people start from a higher point than others m9. there are other forms of exercise than lifting you know. even if its a physical job you can be pretty in shape and start lifting then build muscle super quick, i did this with martial arts and swimming, dropped swimming then gymed

women. they just always try and make others jealous.
>only mire when there is competition to be the more attractive one
why are they such vicious creatures?

manlet

> am I gay now?
you always were, user.

I feel like every guy posting mirin stories should state if they are on gear or not. So natties can realize they won't ever get some if they don't hop on.. :')

>implying making it and being gay aren't the same thing
Do you even Veeky Forums m8?

>Comunity Service in a adicctioncenter for junkies
>I give out cheap/free food for them needle lovers
>Junkie asks me what i do as a sport
> Obviously impressed
>Continues to talk shit "How great trx-training ist"
>Only mire last week was by a junkie

I get no mires because I'm still fat

But by god I'm working my ass of so I can start getting them one day

you can get natty mires if you bulk up to 90kg+ and dress well

>squatted 4pl8 for 5 next to a balding manlet struggling to squat less than 1pl8
>9/10 ginger amazon milf comes over and showers me with praise
>balding manlet turns out to be her husband

>Go to chick fil a for my lunch break from new job. Only place where I know people there, and everyone on staff is very friendly and courteous.
>Cutting going very smoothly (still cant cut the crippling depression).
>Group of girls sitting near the window. Only ones besides me and the other female cashiers in the store.
>Hear the whistling cat call as soon as I stepped out the door.

Not sure if it was a mire or not.

>Post body in a CBT a while ago
>Someone said I was sexy

>Did you get a haircut?
>Yeah, I get that a lot.
Another day another haircut

why do women do this shit? surely marrying a cuck is unsatisfying

If a girl looks at you up and down is that checking you out?

>>Feeling around in the crevice between my bicep and forearm, unsure what it's called
Nigger did you just forget the word "elbow"?

> last night at local party.
> know a shit tonne of people here.
> do free cocain and ketamine from peopl I know.
> feel like fucking GOD
> girls around me
> suddenly girl goes to stand infront ofme
> she starts dancing
> my friend tells me to seduce her
> I don't feel like it.
> she grinds her ass and tries to get my attention
> I'm like wtf
> walk away
THis boss aint easy I'm not wasting my precious seed on some random bimbo bois.

I'm a fuckin god.

i think he meant elbowpit

>cocaine.exe

>work in company for 4 years now
>2015
>decide to finally get Veeky Forums
>gain 13kg in a year, look decent in fitting shirts
>no one cares except the expected crab mentality dudes
>2017
>Propose to long time gf, she says yes
>we did it boys
>people at work find out I'm engaged
>female co workers suddenly start coming on to me left and right
>want to feel my chest and ceps all the time

Women.

Damn dude what are your stats? You look beautiful

Yes
They also check out ugly guys too senpai

True, they are funny. A 4th grade boy mired me, literally telling me he "admired my manly body" haha

How long have you been lifting? Programs? Natty?

Same questions as >How long lifting?
>Program?
>Natty?

Went out for a drink with my neighbor and his wife (I'm 30, they're both nearing 40). After a couple of drinks we stroll home. She's asking how much I workout. She then asks if I could take her man in a physical confrontation. I don't want to be a dick (I'm definitely stronger) to him because he's a nice guy so I say something like "anyone can win in any given fight". Hear her mumble "you could definitely take him".

Was kind of a weird mire to be honest.

Ye
>pay for on campus hooker
>sex her to where she knows I'm a regular
>1 year of cheap sex
>$50 extra to talk
>lose 150 lbs
>bic boi biceps, tris, chest and quads
>haven't seen her in 4 years
>Says i look sexy
>dick is bigger

She loves me just like mommy wouldn't

>wisdom tooth starts hurting
>go to doctor
>2 qt nurses with him in the room
>he looks at my scans
>says there are 3 wisdom teeth that will eventually need removal
>says only 1 needs to be removed now
>tell him I'd rather get over with it, ask him to remove the other 2 as well
>he gets suprised and tells me it would be too painful
>hold back really hard to not say "for you"
>one of the nurses says "look at him, he probably won't feel a thing"
>operation starts, it's supposed to be painful but I don't feel shit
>don't move a fiber as the doctor tries to dislodge my tooth out of place forcefully
>says my jawbones are among the most resillient he's seen
>one nurse watches the entire thing with a huge gasping smile
>other one next to/behind me all the time, with her hand on my chest, shoulder or arms
>they keep talking about how other patients thrash around, how calm I am, strong I must be etc.
>one of the nurses end up pulling along with the doctor
>ask the nurse if I can work out this evening on my way out
>she says "you shouldn't, but who can stop you"

>yesterday at the gym
>was squatting near two hotties
>saw them mirin my form
>somehow began a conversation with the they were really responsive
>one of them is one of the hottest girls at the gym
>later I was doing cable curls suddenly she come and waves with her towel and says "Have some wind" and smiling
>I was in the middle of the set so I just smiled.

Guys is that for real? I think she's too hot for me to handle, I think I'll try to strike a conversation and see how she will respond, wish me luck

Dunno he wore cheap clothes too. Didn't seem rich

full natty brahs , the secret is to swallow your own for that extra tip of protein ;)

>Have some wind

She farted on you retard

BRRRAPP

No one ever 'mired me, only compliment i ever got is a guy using treadmill next to me saying my skin looks smooth

...

>tfw no smooth skin

Lmao this has been me without the cocaine

watchalookinat.jpg

and how is that a bad thing? wud have popped a chub in his place tbqftyf

>cable curls
no wonder she farted on you

any time I whip my dick out

6'6 97kgs, all the mires I ever get are about my height, never my physique.. ch-check mate

Do not want to derail thread much..
But
>6'2
>202lbs
>23yrs
>500lbs deadlift, 360lbs skwat, 275lbs bench

>2 years strict lifting
>push/pull self made program
>Natty

Go get her user !
we're all gonna make it brehs

>yesterday at work
>see a new grill (small qt Asian)
>she smiles at me (possible mire?)
>every fiber of my being wants to smile back but instead give her the emotionless gaze of a serial killer

Why am I like this?

I cut down 12kg bodyweight after my first 12 months lifting (where I gained 16kg bodyweight).

Had a few people compliment my weightloss in that time (crazy how women seem to notice weightloss desu).

Had an older regular Indian guy at my gym, who i'd never previously spoken to, approach me to compliment my progress.

Also normie female also said it looked like I lost muscle (because my fatceps reduced).

Hi rob

my gf last night, besides that though nobody in a really long time

Did he forget to remove the meta data?

hey bbe, wan sum fuk?

He's presumably from telegram fitchat

>be me
>be at electric forest
>get all sorts of compliments on physique