FPH Fat People Hate Thread

Here's a story
>Work in a grocery store
>Pack bags at the register and have to carry them out for people, we're on a hill so people can't take shopping carts outside
>Ground shakes as a giant lone landwhale brings not one, but two full carts of groceries to the register
>After bagging all of her shit and loading it onto the lifting cart her total comes down to about 400 something dollars
>After paying she comes over and eyes me
>"What are you doing???"
>"Hm?"
>"Give me my groceries."
>"Ma'am, we have a store policy that doesn't allow customers to take carts outside, I'm going to escort y-
>"Does it look like I can't carry them by myself?"
>"Ma'am you have like 100 pounds worth of groceries."
>"Give me them."
>"Okay :^)"
>Give her every single last one of her groceries individually
>She takes ALL the bags into her pudgy hands and slowly waddles out the door
>The parking lot that day was packed, so I assume she parked all the way down the hill, which surprised me
>I'm watching her half way down before she falls and drops all her bags and cries in the parking lot
>I laugh my ass off and then go send the Indian guy to clean up the mess
She pissed herself and broke multiple pasta sauce jars on the pavement which I thankfully did not have to clean up.
Thankfully she never sued or anything and I never saw her again after that.

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What should we do with the fat acceptance crowd, and how do we solve the obesity epidemic?

We need to stop letting them coddle themselves and show them the reality of their situation. Only then will they try to achieve.

There's no one magic bullet. We basically have too get the next few generations of people cooking the majority of their meals for themselves. We can do stuff through government, like reducing corn subsidies to raise the price of anything with HFCS, or we can increase spending on education, but for the most part, we're stuck until people start treating being fat the same as having smoker's lung.

Nothing and it's a self solving problem.
The more people buy into HAES and shit, the more (and earlier) they start dying of everything that comes with morbid obesity. Combine that iwth the fact that they don't reproduce much and even some of hteir offspring reject their ways and you see social darwinism at its finest.

I think the shit corporations put into mainstream junk food is fucking disgusting and needs to be regulated.

I think the shit people willingly consume is the problem. Corporations have every right to try to sell you deep fried sugar, the responsibility lies with the moron who actually eats it.

You don't understand it's like crack to these normies. The shit they put into their food makes them come back to it.

I got off it. Six months ago I weighed 50% more than I do now. And I decided to do it without anyone having to intervene.

If they can't break the habit then they are weak and deserve the early grave they're driving themselves towards.

I'm a big believer in freely available healthcare and as obese people and smokers willingly hurt themselves I believe that they should be banned from using the system with one exception, the exception being that they are allowed to use the system given that they sign on and go through forceful rehabilitation.
And when I say forceful I really do mean it, not a single candy bar and not a single cigarette, and if they were to fall back into old habits they will shall not receive the same chance again.

Eliminating fast food crack is a step in the right direction, but fatties will still be able to make crack at home by adding animal fat, oil, butter and sugar to everything. Proper nutritional education is the key; it should be as mandatory as sex ed from an early age.

That's the damn truth. It's the way food is constantly on display that's the problem. Grocery checkout lined with candy and shit? That's not cool. Imagine if liquor were on display the same way junk food always is.

And going to a restaurant, the serving sizes have no right being that huge.

Get a communist government in place and all of that will be fixed

Look I'm not saying it's the food that's the problem what I'm saying is it's much easier to do the wrong thing than it is the right thing. People are more attracted naturally to stuff that tastes good but is shit for them than genuine healthy food. That doesn't mean healthy food tastes bad it means people are much more likely to consume unhealthy shitty food because they don't give a shit and they live in a society where they think it's acceptable to be unhealthy.

The problem isn't so much that it's on display as it is people not being incentivized to deal with the consequences.
Eating a large meal isn't a big deal if you go for an extra long jog afterwards. Eating a candy bar isn't a problem as long as it's in an amount that you personally can deal with. Drinking alcohol isn't a problem in and of itself, it's when you drink so much that your body cannot take it anymore.
The problem isn't that the food exists, it's that people are too lazy and weak to actually take responsibility for their own bodies.

I dunno, i think convenience is a huge factor.
Not only is it way too easy to acquire junk foods, but it's a hundred times easier to prepare than healthy food. And often, cheaper. At the end of a long, hard day, who wants to spend 20 minutes or more cooking a less tasty healthy meal?

Exactly, normies nowadays have no fucking idea how to even cook.

As I said. Lazy and weak.
Beyond that though, you can eat junk food every day and as long as you put in effort you can keep from becoming obese.

The problem is that leaving responsibility in the hands of the individuals is impossible for most citizens who are lazy, indulgent, and self-imposed ignorant who refuse to take responsibility for their actions. This is why society with too much freedom falls apart, because the masses don't really want to be free they want to others to think and make the hard choices for them.

Eventually we're going to have to ban that shit or start controlling sugar by the government because we will be forced to do so in order to preserve our own society. People should take responsibility for their own actions but they won't, and we will be forced to do something about it because we won't have enough resources to take care of them when they're all 600lbs and it's "their right" to have a mcbuffet delivered to their doorstep so they can keep filing for disability.

I wonder which one sponsored this post

This. Should concentrate on teaching nutrition instead of anal sex.

You don't understand, not everyone has the actual time to spend working out for hours, or cooking healthy meals. On top of work or college.

Hell, i don't want to even say that. It IS possible, of course. To balance a healthy diet, even with a busy lifestyle. The problem is, it's just waaay easier to do the unhealthy choice.

The junk food needs to be hidden, you should have to go out of your way to get it. Portion sizes at restaurants should be regulated.

huh, i never thought of it that way. but goddammit, you're right.

This. Kids need to be educated better on what's good for them. White kids at least.

>Hours
Except you don't even need hours, the time you'd save by getting quick junk food would probably be more than enough to balance it out.
It's pure laziness on the part of the people.
If you really don't have the time to spare for that difference then your schedule is fucked up, which again puts the responsibility on you.
There's also alternatives to getting shitty hamburgers all the time, my local grocery store sells a variety of subs and salads that would most likely be faster and cheaper to get than actually going to get a hamburger.

>White kids at least.

Non-white kids still contribute to health care costs, so that's retarded.

/pol/ is that way ->

Those subs and salads are far more insidious than a triple cheeseburger and large fries. I can't count how many if these pre packaged products have about the same calories and fat as a big mac but are marketed as being healthy. THAT'S the kind if behavior that should be reigned in.

>Pre packaged.
Except not really, all the subs are made in the store and the salads are available in a "make your own" style where most of not all of the components are prepared in the store from products that you'd otherwise find in the dairy or vegetable sections of the store.
It's almost as if the people who work in the grocery store (at least over here) actually have to do something.

>Most of not all
Most if not all*

I don't get what the picture is trying to say

>Illusion of choice
It's saying that no matter what you choose it will be coming from big daddy.
It's kinda like how pretty much all the glasses you could buy likely originate from the same company.
It's kinda spooky if you look into it, they forcefully take over various brands and raise the price through the roof, the CEO I believe has been quoted saying "everything is worth what the people are willing to pay for it" or something like that.

"Proper nutrition" was taught to us in middle school. I remember the food triangle, for all of its incorrectness.

All they should teach is the abstraction of calories, and how excess almost always leads to weight gain and a lack almost always leads to weight loss. Then how fat and muscle are part of weight. And then what the body uses all the micronutrients for. With none of the "x is linked to y" bullshit that's wrong half the time and usually inconsequential the other half.

You can eat fast food three times a day and still lose weight. In fact, you'll probably have better HDL levels than most people if you do it smartly.

yeah or like all the sex you have is with one type of genitals: the penis.

More like how you could have had good sex for free/on the cheap with a normal penis yet your American parents pay more money to get you worse sex with a circumcision, without you having any sort of real option.

yeah or like how not a day goes by that you don't unload a full plump turd into your underpants with a diarrhea chaser.

They should also clearly teach about liquid calories, and to avoid overusing oil and butter (pure fat) to cook. I genuinely believe most people don't know they should count oil by the teaspoon to approximate how fattening a home-cooked meal would be, same as they don't know to count their 5 glasses of orange juice a day.

I agree. Anal sex is more fun when the kid doesn't know it's coming.

Pepsico is killing it with the crisps.

So? CEO mans not wrong.

That's the exact attitude which is behind the horrendously large prices on medicine in the States.

>horrendously large prices on medicine in the States
>IN THE STATES


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.

Srsly tho you have nothing to complain about.

>Venezuela
Kek, they have more problems with food than anything else, though I hear that you guys are on a similar vein with semi regular water issues.

>Using a false equivalence as an argument.
Tsk tsk tsk.

> there is no magic bullet
Yeah, /k/ will proove that wrong

We have problems with everything bud.

>only thing I buy on that entire list is velveeta, and that's a rare occurrence
Feels good to not ride the Jew cock carousel all the time.

Now don't get me wrong, it's not like I enjoy looking at your nation and seeing what it has become.
it's really quite sad to see a country founded upon the ideas of freedom and that every man should be able to choose for themselves and the people of the nation get to control the nation in which the upper 1% has more control of which laws are and aren't put in place than the normal population, you've probably seen the charts, I don't have them at hand at the moment.
A bit ironic, really.
But it's quite the jarring thing when I see that in your nation people have to pay so much while I and those in the nations beside me would only have to pay a maximum of 300$ish a YEAR on prescription medication.

Medicine its also one of the problems here. One of the biggest actually. Sort of liek food.

A. There is no medicine. Literally, you have to visit 4 or 5 different places to get all of what you need.

B. Problem A. also happens with general medical suplies and tools

C. Staff shortage.

D. Everything is as expensive as the next thing.

Not trying to make anyone feel bad, just so you know. There is always another country that is way deeper in the shit mire than you.

Still, thanks for the support.

Wait wait wait, you're Venezuelan?

how in the fuck do fph threads get derailed this quickly?

Yup, why?

Oh I thought you were from the states, hence the speech.
I don't actually know which principles Venezuela was founded upon, though I can't imagine that it was to have a semi totalitarian government.

Because they're all reposts of reposts of reposts that have been around for years.
Also Reddit cancer, apparently, but that may just be the Veeky Forums kneejerk hateboner.

Then you better be high-Venez-tailin' it out of here.

Indeed. Thing is getting out of the country its just as hard as living in it. Still doable tho. Can explain why if you want me to.

Hence the speech? Didnt get it.

Also, the foundation of Venezuela is quite a complicated story.


Long story short, we have had only a handful of decent presidents since 1830.

We have dictators to spare. At least some of them did a few good things, but they are mostly overshadowed by all the bad shit they did.

If every Veeky Forumsizen took a fatty to a gym today, i'm sure we could make a notable difference.

I'm a conservative and I'd also like to believe that it's the consumers fault. However with the cost of health care I think it would beneficial for the wallets of everyone in America to place a heavy tax on high fructose corn syrup

The speech about The States falling into such a corrupted version of the ideals on which they were created.
Anyways I'd certainly be interested in hearing about getting out of Venezuela, sounds enthralling.

Speaking of medicine in Venezuela, I recently read this article about the situation there in National Geographic.

nationalgeographic.com/photography/proof/2017/06/venezuela-health-crisis-spirits-photography/

Sounds like a nightmare man, best of luck to your people.

>solve the obesity epidemic

It's not going to happen when our top political leaders post shit like this.

Alright sooooooo here is why its so hard to get out of the country.

1.One 30Min flight costs A BIG FUCKING LOT. Srsly you can eat for a few days with how expensive it is.

2. The paperwork. Some documents are hard to get due to the country´s situation. Either the lines are miles long, or there are staff shortages, anything that can go wrong, CAN and WILL go wrong.

3. Transport. Fucking taxis are damm expensive. And going to the airport (wich in my case, I have to cross 2 fucking states to get there) with your own car means you have to take it with you, and holly hell is that hard.

4. What to do once you get to ther country. Here, im going to use USA as part of the example. Dollars here are pretty hard to get, same old stuff, you cant get em, or they are to expensive. so, you have to save for YEARS to get enoguh dollars to move to USA. 100 dollars were equal to you saving for 5 FUCKING YEARS. and that was aout a year ago.

5. The language. I alredy got that covered :)

6. Job. I feel like I dont need to explain why it would be hard for an inmigrant to get a job. Specially with all the shit going on there, seems it would be a lil bit hard being a southamerican there. Correct me if im wrong.

Seems like the best idea is to go to Cuba in a fucking wooden boat.

You know whats funny? If we take down the current president, there is alredy ONE ASSHOLE who has been there since before our current dick-head of state. This asshoel will probably take the spot once the current guy is gone.


So, in a nutshell, shit is gonna get very ugly before it gets good.

Thanks, appreciate it.

The only things I get from here is Twinnings tea

btfo lmao

>Chelsea Clinton
>top political leader

seriously dude

That was apparent from his first post dumbass lmao

She's going to be a presidential candidate in the next 20 years. Just watch.

Unlikely to be happening much over the course of Trump's presidency, trickle down funding via the USDA for nutrition edu got raped in the new budget.

Can we stop talking about fucking politics? I just want to hate fat people goddammit.

Forget the fast food, I'm talking about microwaveable junk. And don't get me started on sugar. Stuff should be illegal...

Found jolly rancher wrappers in the cup holder at the gym the other day. Lost the picture I took.

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Yeah, I'm sure the jolly ranchers absolutely destroyed their diet.

>Nutrition Facts Jolly Rancher Hard Candies serving size is 3 pieces, totaling 18 grams. 126 servings per bag. 70 calories per serving size.

70 calories? I'd have to fast for three days to save up for that.

because I'm sure he only saw 3 wrappers

Jolly Ranchers take at least three hours a piece to consume. I have no idea how someone would take on more than one.

Hell, if you like them and can fit it in? Especially if someone is some sort of chronic over eater. A lot of smokers turn to hard candy, I imagine that might be true for over eaters as well.

hogs chew them

So why isn't the guy fat as well to make the point clearer?

FPS for you. I posted this before but it's a good story so I'm going to post it again
>Unifag
>Make roughly 20k over the summer which goes almost entirely to tuition, books, clothes for the year ect.
>During the year I make 500ish dollars, 300 go to rent so I have 50 a week for all expenses
>40 goes to food, 10 to the gym
>Pic related is what I eat every week
>Because I'm a poorfag I have 3 roommates
>2 are reasonable human beings, one is a fat fuck
>Bitches about being poor but has a constant stream of shit come in the mail
>Goes out to eat frequently
>Gives the whole "Muh metabolism and thyroid" speech every time someone more attractive than her is on TV
>Talks about how expensive losing weight is, constantly asks me what my "secret" is
>Tell her it's just a lot of hard work, just a little a day
>Rolls her eyes and huffs whenever I say anyone can lose weight

I hate her so much. She's also super bad at life and failed 60% of the courses she took last year and takes money from her poor parents all the time. She told me they pay her tuition and she's never had a job which just makes me hate her more.

Did you pay it? If you did you are even worse than her.

Fat guys are gross.

I've seen guys do the same "fat guys are okay, fat women are gross" bullshit, but at least guys aren't turning it into a social movement.

Story, sort of short fat person story, my dad the other day was talking about my mom at her biggest after she had me, it wasn't just pregnancy weight, she got fat, and he ended it with his pseudo humble "and I loved her regardless." I turned to him and asked if he remembered breaking two dinner chairs and a shower chair. "They were weak." Strong enough to hold up everybody else. He's still massively fat, she's a healthy weight.

Did I pay what user?

Her tuition

Where did he say that all? Cmon user.

I pay my tuition, not hers.

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>1.
I will die, but that will be about 30 years later than you.
>2.
Fat makes you age faster, not slower.
>3.
You are viewed as more lazy, wich is accurate.
>4.
You never lokk amazing, also we have pinup-girls on plane wich are thin.
Also these planes most likely weight less than you.
(Ka-8b weights 190kg)
>5.
When I work out I burn enough calories to eat whatever I want.
I burn up to 2000kcal when riding a bike not icluding the afterburning effect.
>6.
Fat is unattractive and there are only 2 genders.
>7.
Being fat gives you tits, and tits are not manly at all.
>8.
Objectively not.
>9.
You are more likely to have less friends because you can´t keep their pace.
>10.
I want to see a hamplanet riding a road bike uphill with a standard chainring and normal cassette.

>communism will fix big serving sizes
Hahahahaahaha
I guess your right, everyone would staving

Men have higher test levels, which means for them it's more of an 'achievement' to get to the size of an obese woman. Men by nature grow muscle easier, women grow fat easier. That's all there is.
The reason HAES is a thing is because the girls who are in normal BMI range get guilted for feeling fat (I was one of them). At 120lb, 164cm I was called obese at school. These were kids who literally had smaller bones than me (I am Russian, they were black, English and Indian) and were obviously of smaller frame than me who had muscular calves without touching a ball. It was initially made so that actually diverse bodies would be welcome, but then that shifted to being a hugbox of pseudo support.

you owe me my time back for reading this worthless story

>wich is accurate
>You never lokk amazing
>I burn up to 2000kcal

I am a german amateur cyclist, when you keep 35km/h for hours you tend to burn a shitload of calories.
Sorry if my enlish isn´t that well.

Nigga you'll weld your jaw shut trying that shit

Every bullet is a magic bullet

>government causes terrible unintended consequence of HFCS in everything via corn subsidies
>your solution is more government intervention

fuck off you fat democrat pinko fucks.

literally all you have to do is get rid of medicaid/medicare and allow insurance companies and hospitals to deny service to the obese assuming they cannot pay for their increased cost. there are ZERO consequences in the medical system for being obese right now. insurance companies have to cover you. medicaid picks up the tab when you can't pay your bill. providers waste resources on those that don't put in an ounce of effort into taking care of themselves.

human beings need positive and negative consequences for their actions. the entire reason why socialism doesn't work is because people become complacent because they assume the state will take care of them even if they don't put forth effort. and, those willing to put forth effort don't work hard because they don't the fruits of their effort will be taken from them.

Jesus fuck...

Who's the asshole that might replace Maduro?

t. moved out of Venezuela 9 years ago

how do you make 20k over three months??

Red pill me on "muh genetics"
Veeky Forums I need hope that it's all willpower and habit

I got into a heated argument over how I believe that women should absolutely not be in active combat roles in the US military. I was arguing with a morbidly obese lesbian English major. I went to Afghanistan twice. I supported my argument with articles, most of which of course weren't good enough for her. I brought out articles from female Marines, saying they should not serve in combat, the grip strength study showing that 90% of men are stronger than 99% of women, articles from Generals saying women don't belong in combat (discarded because the general is male) articles detaining how standards are lowered across the board for women to pass physical standards and first person accounts of soldiers who fought with women (some from both sexes) and how it didn't work.
Of course, she had virtually no points, arguments or supporting articles, she mostly just complained about mine.
>Well of course women can't pass the same physical standard because the patriarchy keeps so many from enlisting, if more women were encouraged to join, they'd pass it easily!
That shits all over the women, in elite shape, who tried and failed, but whatever.
>Grip strength isn't a good measure of overall strength!
So I showed her how the lightest male Olympic lifters lift more than the heaviest women.
>same 'muh oppressive patriarchy argument'
>Any article written by men was discarded out of hand
>She just kind of stammered and couldn't think of anything good to say about women themselves saying they themselves shouldn't be in combat.
We argued for a while, and eventually my other friends got annoyed yet also somewhat involved.
The climax of the argument came when she said.
>Of course the mixed gender units didn't work because the societal oppression of women doesn't allow them to perform well amongnst all those men! An all women unit would kill most male units!

This pissed me off, I lost some friends. So I said, "alright, then you and these three other women should easily be able to take me down, unless of course you're full of shit and the only reason you're a lesbian is because no man could his dick in you past all the fat"
I should mention my girlfriend was one of the women at the table, and she is somewhat Veeky Forums
I am normally an extremely reserved person, but I was somewhat drunk and she incensed me.
I kept goading the dyke with more logical arguments about how women make poor soldiers, like so many harpoons into a whale. Finally, she threw her drink in my face, enlisted the help of her less fat but still obese girlfriend and the other girl to go beat me up. My gf declined, but decided to be the arbiter. My friend tried to stop me, but I was too far gone.
We walked onto some grass, and they fanned out in front of me. Hurling insults at me, mostly penis related. I suspected that fatty would try to kick my groin, so when she rushed up to me I side stepped a little so she kicked my hip and I kicked the ankle of the only leg she was standing on. She went down, hard. The other two tried to flail at me for a second until the whale started to wail. The still ambulatory lesbian switched tactics from 'female soldiers are just as good if not better than men!" to calling me a coward and a weakling for hurting a girl. I lol'd and went to finish my beer, the lesbians left, still crying a little and the atmosphere was a little charged with the other couple, but my gf, bless her soul, defended me and changed the subject and the rest of the night was ok.
I burned the bridges with the lesbians and the other couple and I'll probably never see them again except maybe mutual friends.
I found out today that I fractured her ankle, I felt smug when I heard. My girlfriend said I should not have used so much force, (I didn't kick her THAT hard) but otherwise doesn't hate me, fear me or whatever.
Am I an overreacting psychopath?