How can I fugg Veeky Forums? Can't let these gains be made in vain

This, get her number and ask her out or next her.

This.

Don't bring up love / relationshits, you're looking for a fun time, nothing more. Have fun being dumped in the "relationship material" category, you've earned it.

Damn it was a joke

Veeky Forums approved?

Ask what is she there for.

>"opportunist"

Are you fucking kidding me OP? She's probably got near half a dozen guys she is casually chatting with and you post this pathetic exchange of blatant NOTHING to brag on an user board about how you think you might get laid?

>She's probably got near half a dozen guys

she's probably talked to 6 new dudes in the past hour

Even I know it was shit. How did this happen?

Girls tend to like it when you're both cheesy and confident. Bravo, my dude.

Can I say it now? What do I say?

>those fucking shitty jokes
>she asks for snapchat
what is life

To me, love is eating ass

"avoiding trouble, huh"

better than that opportunist line

*im an archaeologist

fitness is the end, not the means

you could say "im looking for a soulmate. on tinder."
sarcasm speaks to their black, ugly souls

Bingo
She'll probably be shocked you're so up front but reply positively

I find that women don't really understand sarcasm all too well, some do but most don't.

I'd go with this. Might be able to salvage that "looking for love" line after all.

it has to be really blatant sarcasm, but when they get it they know you're speaking on their level

Just use the ok hand emoji afterwards and they'll understand.

QUIT THAT "IM A OPPORTUNIST" you autistic ape
Im sure you think you sound soo smooth but its not
Go with or fuck off

Please don't post screenshots of conversations with asian girls my yellow fever is going to legitimately give me a mental breakdown one of these days

This is the best option. If you're too much of a faggot to say this then at the very least go with something like "let's make love under the moonlight".

wow I haven't cringed this hard in two months
nice job guys

you realize that you are the kind of creepy weirdo that these girls are trying to avoid, right?

this

Tell her you want to become a massage therapist and ask if she wants to help you practice

>letting her open
on bumble you have to let the chick open

Already matched. Dubs decides how I open.

Don't. She is 100% jewish

this. the nose never lies

whats a jumper?

I have fucking huge testicles ay
Want to touch my pecs?

British/Aussie slang for sweater/hoody.

you're not fucking her nose

Rolling for

True. You're also fucking every nose she's been with.

I see many girls with that big tricep bulge
does it mean they jerked off a lot of guys?

No, it means they rode a lot of guys and used their arms to stabilize.

holy shit that's right, it's exactly the same position of the arm

What tricep bulge??

Always beware the tricep bulge, user. It could save you life.

>surely nothing bad will come from banging a Jewess
Next thing you know, you're being bled dry for a Moloch sacrifice.

It's right there, are you even looking?

what app is this Veeky Forums? and if i were to make one, what kinds of pictures should i put up

a literal 4/10 jew

Pictures of fluffy puppies :^)

Nice triceps
What routine?

First one is tinder, second two are bumble which is the same but the chick has to start the conversation.
You should have a nice picture of just you, maybe dressed up for something, but casual.
A picture of you with friends, provided your friends aren't 10/10 chads who make you look worse.
A picture of you with a dog if you have one.
Other than that anything else you think is nice and makes you look good. Stray away from shirtless selfies, shirtless is fine if you're at the pool or the beach though.

God damn that is one massive hooked schnozz.

The nose knows user

She'll hoover up your pocket change while forcing you to eat her out

fuck, i need to take more pictures of myself

Holy shit what's wrong with her arm?!?

"Damn girl, do you like roleplay? You be the fine Jewish enchantress and I'll be the shy shabbos goy you entice while your husband is dealing with "someone with a lotta chutzpah" at his law firm."
Or just offer her money.

I had a bunch luckily because my ex was an aspiring photographer.
Kinda ironic using her work to pick up easy college chicks but what can I say? She was actually pretty good.

Literally just arm flab from the weird position.

"I'm an opportunist" is literally the cringe I used in AIM in 6th grade after reading books with Jarlaxle.

I dont think I have a pic of myself from the last 5 years, other than maybe a couple taken by friends on some night out

luck fuck, i have literally zero pictures of myself that arent group photos

Are you an archeologist?

If you are ripped just post a shirtless pic and sound like an obnoxious asshole in your profile. So long as your profile elicits "some" kind of response, you're a mile ahead of most.

alright Veeky Forums i found some ok pics, how do i set up my bio

Oy fucking vey

The Jew isn't responding so help me out on this one.

Hi my name is Chad.
I am broke and use women but I get away with it because I am good looking
Buy me dinner and we'll see where it goes from there

i was thinking
"you are what you eat" -whoever that quote was by
"why are you always such an ass" -My Ex

Ask her if she's free, because you want to get up in her grand lodge.

tell she looks like one of those qt's that are always doing anal scenes with the graffiti in the background.

*Teleports behind you*

every girl on this app is so fucking ugly

either that or fat or black

Do it fag for the dubs

Chill out user, I sent it.

What kind of return can I expect investing my shekels in you?

Hi, I'm user. Want to help me paint my dick brown?

How many pool balls can you fit in your mouth?

Mason unmatched me. Do better on this one.

reroll:

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep me posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show me what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

Fuck. I guess I'll have to test that line out myself

>jks
>i do eat ass tho

>They probably look better in person.

>they probably look better in person

Kek

Ayy gurl. I'd love to give you a reason to hook up with me, but too bad we can't derive an ought from an is.

Are you really there for love? if so delete tinder

>they probably look better in person.

my sides

My soul died a little at this

>They probably look better in person.
wew

>you're not fucking her nose
yeah, she is fucking you with it

hahaha holy shit im dead