What does Veeky Forums get up to in its spare time?

> Get up
> Do sprints on T/R
> Go to work
> Automate my job
> Dick around until it's time to leave
> Go to the gym
> Lift heavy weights then put them down
> Go home
> Get high af
> Eat din din
> Watch cartoons/play vidya games
> Fap
> Go to bed
> Repeat

On the weekends I'll hang out with people, run errands, trip on acid, hate myself for not getting a qt3.14 gf

mycology and try my best at nofap

i lol'd

Language learning, ITF Taekwondo, and studying various philosophies/religions.
>One for the mind, one for the body, one for the heart

I sit in my room and shitpost. I'm finishing my degree in December, and coming to the sad realization that I am an incredibly boring person.

At least I got a spot in OCS for the January cycle, so I'm working on my cardio for that.

>looking to become more well rounded
Hit up the casino and use your winnings to buy and finance that imported sports car, my friend.

I translate Japanese porn while furthering my studies in both Japanese and Russian.
The translation thing has become my day job as of late.

Shitpost on Veeky Forums and glance at my gross acne scars in the bathroom

I spend hours meticulously organising and masturbating to my ever-growing collection of Japanese porn videos.

shitposting
thinking about suicide

don't even really work out much anymore, it's mostly just that now

I had your problem.
Once.
After learning Japanese I have found my choice in porn increasing at such a staggering pace that I don't have enough hours in the day to masturbate to it all.
Even though my fetishes restrict me to like 1% of the market, it's still overwhelmingly BIG.

Fuck organization, I barely have the time to even CHOOSE.

>I translate Japanese porn
Where can I find your work? I've only seen the guy translate the Muscats Night show in the JAV thread and that isn't really Japanese porn.

I'm talking about doujin and photosets.
Text stuff.

I rarely get video to subtitle because that service costs a shitton of money and nobody wants to pay for it.

so, jav thread?

i enjoy jav that involves saliva

I enjoy that subgenre in which they cover the girls in that transparent gelatin/slime substance.
Coupled with school swimsuits it makes my dick diamonds, the hardest metal known to man

Do you like Prestige's school sports team manager series where the ending scene is always a scenario where she gets gangbanged by the entire swim team?

ehh i'm not a fan of that

I barely watch actual JAV to be honest.
A career translating porn has made me so numb towards just ordinary "Girl gets fucked" things that I can't even muster up arousal towards 3D things.
Not because I find the girls unattractive or anything, but because my fetishes have evolved to a point where most of them just aren't possible in reality, so I have to find respite in 2D stuff.

they will never be average nor korean

>#___________#

I play video games, make beats, research shit I find interesting at the time/related to my career, and browse the internet.

I've been quite lazy recently, haven't worked out in a week, so my hobbies have been taking over all of my free time. Feels like shit, but I'll get back to it tomorrow. Guaranteed.

they are a good substitute.
all koreans, japanese and chinese share the same ancestry anyway but don't say that to their faces because they get really mad when you do.

korea is the mexico of japan

>listen to/read fantasy/sci-fi books
>brew my own beer
>play guitar
>watch documentaries on various subjects

I draw.

I do taxidermy.

Not because I enjoy stuffing animals but because its fucking easy. Low overheads and high point of sale.

I like to sing and dance to kpop, I am an actor and trying to get to movies too :)

are you pinoy?

I am korean/filipino

Their faces have massive differences though, and you can be attracted to one and disgusted by the others.
The "we arrr rook same" thing doesn't really work if you get even barely used to seeing the average face for each ancestry.

They have a mythical creature in Japan called "Pseudo-humans (人もどき)"
It is said to look like a human, but it speak in guttural feral noises. It can easily change its appearance to fool humans, but it is easily spotted since their preferred form to change to is always the same.

Ancient tomes claim that this weird beast was once called "Koreans"

that's half too much

dirty flippino pls go

>£_________£

What are they about?

go back to /pol/ fag

stupid jjokbari lover kill yourself!

Make any money doing this is or just for fun?

What books?

>that girl on the left
Holy shit

sh-she's so a v e r a g e

>@__________@

>tfw no gf :(

>tfw no average korean gf to hold me and call me oppa :(((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

Wjat books?

is this part of your work? how did you get into mycology?

What languages are you learning? I also enjoy this.

>my fetishes restrict me to like 1% of the market
like what are your fetishes, man

Vidya
Write
Practice an instrument
Catch up on politics
Get better at cooking
And practice fight dancing

Brainwashing
Transformation (I won't list the dozens of sub-fetishes this includes)
Age Regression
Trait Stealing
Hypnosis
Oviposition
状態変化 (Melting, flattening, petrification, etc)

lol wtf, 2d porn can be a bit weird. Trait stealing sounds good, but I am giving noporn a try.

Well brother, it seems we're in the 1% together, except for the age regression. I'm very glad exhentai is a thing for non-weeb speakers such as myself.

I think learning Japanese is a very good move for a serial masturbator
I have increased my fapping horizons at least a hundredfold (not an hyperbole), and it only took years of studying an insular language that won't ever be useful for anything else!

I'm very proud of you working so hard for your true passion user

Lately my hobby has been depression. Having no drive to do anything takes up a lot of time

>Write software (mainly iOS apps)
>Run some affiliate marketing sites
>dabbling in cryptos (th-thanks Veeky Forums)
>Lift (obviously)
>currently learning mandarin chinese
>read scientific articles and research papers and watch science videos on youtube and elsewhere (physics student here)
>am very active in a frat and work as a volunteer bartender at this massive student bar/club (on an average saturday night there might be upwards of 5000 students all gathered in this one massive, multi-story club. It's pretty cool)

>draw
>cycle
>run
>read
>listen to music
>walk dogs

Miniatures and tabletop games

>vidya
>board games/mtg
>tv/anime
>hanging out with friends and alcohol
Not the healthiest hobbies, but I assume you aren't counting lifting and cardio as free time hobbies.

Weed smoking human garbage. You neo hippie faggots can't keep getting away with this, that is doing drugs non stop without any negative consequences.

Also, what kind of person likes to drop acid all the time? A bad person, a sinister person. People that do to much psychedelics are not trust worthy and they've probably smoked themselves evil.

magic tricks.
i learn them.

i also enjoy things like divination, cartomancie and other paranormal stuff.

i enjoy going to the restaurant with gf and friends.

i try to take creepshot of chicks in the street, but i do that while doing other things, i'm not gonna walk around just for that.

i also play guitar.

Why not today?

ar-are you me??

>#__________#

I'm and I've been getting every day with the exception of 2 days for the last month. Yet I study one of the hardest subjects there is and I've started several business in software and online marketing and am making very good money. I'm probably smarter, better educated, more successful, more hard-working and ultimately happier than you. Sure some people who smoke a lot are dumb lazy pieces of trash but you're wrong to assume that everyone, including this other user you originally replied to, are like that.

**been getting high
**businesses (plural)

I just got up pls have mercy

>i try to take creepshot of chicks in the stree
Kys

>Muay Thai
>listening to and playing music
>some vidya
>anime
>hanging out with friends

>taking good care of my skin
>learning languages
>research on how to become a health nut
>planting flowers/vegetables in my garden
>job hunting
>online shopping for things i can't afford
>anime i guess but i don't watch it for enjoyment, this goes towards my language learning aspect
>reading stoic philosophy or how not to be lazy and get shit done (recommendations, anyone?)

The surgeon really went to town on her jaw

Is that your art?

I like that art. Is there a page I can look at more?

what level are you at with your chinese?

what's with pinoys and their obsession with singing?

The first series is some kids go to a new world, have an adventure, then face off against a big bad villain at the end. Pretty generic magical fantasy story, my first attempt at a series and hardly my magnum opus. Still, I'm having a great time writing it. The next one is roughly the same formula, people getting together and going on an adventure, except with a lot more humor keeping the spirit of kitchen table RPGs. I played a ton of Magic back in the day and have lurked Veeky Forums for what feels like years now, so it's a big inspiration. I also have a pseudo superhero series planned, but that's farther down the road. My only hope is that someone reads them and likes them and lets me know. It does wonders for an author's state of mind when he knows people are reading his stories.

Sales have been slow, mostly my family and a few others who picked it up out of curiosity have read it. Advertising is harder than I thought and costs a lot of money and time. Ironically, my close friend has a friend who reads indie novels for fun, and he happened to pick up the book before he knew me. Small world, huh?

It's mostly for fun. I write because I feel the urge to tell the story, the money and fame has almost always been second to that. There have been days where I sit down and blast 8-13k in a day and weeks where I don't even think about it. Like a lot of things in life, it comes and goes in waves.

If you want us to read them, you'll need to post a link or a title or something. They sound cool.

u jelly?

she's just a natty average korean gf

>@_________@

yes user i also want to write and reading stuff by another new author inspires me

I'm always wary about sharing things on Veeky Forums but if you want to take a gander I have the series link posted below. Pls no dox thanks

www smashwords com/books/byseries/25031

not spam Veeky Forums fuck off

reading, playing smash bros, and collecting vinyl records...

but my work days are pretty shitty except for gym.

Work-gym-sleep.

what kind of beer? Can you make dark beer/stouts? :)

i make electronic music.
You can check me: soundcloud.com/okvn_music

gay

Same but more

>melting, flattening, petrification
Please be bait

Maybe you can give feedback. I have two book ideas. One is essentially a modern retelling of Moby dick thematically but it shows ahabs (a noir detective) slow descent into madness culminating in his evolution into a pure monomanical character as he was in the original throughout and the whale is a mindless criminal (I liked how the "villain" of Moby dick had no characterization except that placed upon it by the "hero" and I like how ahab was able to have incredible character depth despite being so one dimensional).

The other is a take on groundhog day, except instead of one day it is a 25 year cycle and it lasts for eternity. I was thinking of a non linear narrative where each chapter talks about a given year. So in one chapter it will be the 2,586,457,086th year of the cycle and the character will be grappling with the moral ramifications of subjecting someone to an artificial cycle by having an ai implant memories into their mind while the next chapter will be the 10,574th year of the cycle and the character will start to realize the extent of how alone he feels despite being a world famous celebrity/polymath (given all the time he will have had to master all the different skills which make him famous). Do these sound interesting whatsoever

>melting, flattening, petrification

Fuck yeah
>price: free
What did they mean by this

Play Games
Make Games (VR), but never finish one
Reefer combined with documentaries
Podcasts
Fantasy/Sci-fi Books/Audio

Holy shit nigga, that is amazing. Do share more.

As long as you show Ahab's descent in progressive steps you have a winner in the first one. Way too many writers make the sudden jump "Oh my character is a hero now" or "Oh my character is suddenly bad now" instead of that slow progression. It always starts small, making little excuses to justify doing bad things, or going against authority repeatedly because you're curious and then suddenly you're the bad guy or completely obsessed with what you're after. Falling Down (1993) did this so well that it wasn't until the end of the movie that I realized our hero was now the bad guy. I would encourage you to try to draft your own ideas for a story rather than doing retellings, but retellings can be good springboards.

On your second one, time distortion is ALWAYS fun to play with. Flash forwards, backwards, and sideways are so much fun to use to hide things from the reader until the critical moment. Think of it as converging branches of a big tree; all the little mysteries keep piling up and things get more and more complex, more questions keep rising, and then in the climax a big answer is given and it all comes crashing down. If you play the game like that I could see it being very enjoyable, but your writing is always your own so write how you want to write. Anything else, namely emulating other writers, is just cheating yourself out of the experience.

The sweetspot for getting people to buy books online is $1.99 - $2.99 but free makes it accessible to anyone of any age with an internet connection. The more readers the better.

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How fluent do you have to be in a language to make a living as a translator ?

I actually do race cars. youtu.be/tv5Jh7hqDPQ

Not him but they sound amazing.

congrats user!

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me too but just for fun
time attack/track days/autox (cone fagging sucks once you do a track day)
small upgrades here or there to my cars and see how it changes them. fun, competitive and you can make a lot of friends (although some of them tend to be older dudes).

>Italian sports car
lel

Really good shit