Which founding father was the chaddest?

None they were all betas.

God save King George III

>man who won't even recognize the rights of Englishmen just because they're outside of the British Isles
I think he can save himself!

>got pussy while others were doing anything else at the time
ftfy

Like others have said, Franklin. He was the only one with a sense of humour and that didn't try to embarrassingly larp as senators from the roman republic. Guy just fucked bitches and had fun.

>outside of the British Isles
>having rights
No, just no

Jay or Madison

John Hancock, easily.

this

Franklin, I mean he recognized the superiority of a mommy gf

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Advice_to_a_Friend_on_Choosing_a_Mistress

consult the chart

I thought boy pussy was the patrician's choice. Was I wrong?
youtube.com/watch?v=JouE7mOVdI4

Franklin. He always had some part of him that didn't deal with authority, and so threw off his servitude to his brother while he was a teenager. Walter Isaacson's biography points out that even as a youth he had a natural talent for making people do what he wanted. Whenever they'd play group activities he was always the captain of the events. He was also more athletic than most, inventing his own swimming style, and later inventing swimming fins.

After putzing around Philadelphia in his late teens, he goes to London for a while and basically carouses with other working boys. He spends his time saving up money and having sex with women. He's salty as hell about the fact that he can't go to college, almost entirely because of money. He eventually saves up enough to move back to America.

Back in America, he sets up his own business and works like a mad man. In addition to being an entrepreneur, he starts forming social clubs in the boom town that is Philadelphia. He starts the first library, fire department, the Junta, . He gets married and has a daughter. They have a son too, but the son dies in infancy from small pox. His printing business goes berserk great, he secures all kinds of important contracts. He does so well that he retired at what we call middle age. He was the first person to retire in America. Let me repeat: this guy literally invented getting so rich in America that you spend the rest of your life doing whatever you want.

So he spends his retirement on different projects, any one of which would have been enough for a normal man. He designs things. He leads scientific inquiries. He's the first person to chart the jet stream and its effect. He contributes more to our understanding of electricity than we give him credit for. He works as a diplomat for the colonies in America, trying to get them to fix their shit before they wreck it all. He's the Elon Musk of the Enlightenment.

>Elon Musk
And your post was going so well... Franklin was one of the foremost scientists of his day while Elon is just a dotcom lottery winner with a bottle rocket hobby.

He had a living son too. Was both a bastard and a stinking loyalist though.

Remember how Franklin spent his early 20s in London? He had an illegitimate son. He and his wife took in the boy and raised him. Young William grows up to be a lawyer, and Benjamin pushes him so hard that William becomes the governor of New Jersey.

So Benjamin keeps pushing so hard for the colonies that at one point he is brought before Parliament, dressed in a little blue coat, and humiliated by Parliament all day. This is the end. When he gets back to the Colonies he basically tells the continental congress that these dummies are too stupid and awful to ever improve, so get ready. He shepherds the continental congress for the first several years, acting as everybody's favorite mentor and mediator. He's so committed to the cause that he severs his relationship with his son, William, over this. But he keeps his grandson William Temple Franklin with him as a scribe and secretary. He becomes the ambassador to France, and with others is eventually able to swing King Louis XVI into the fray on the side of the Americans. He negotiates the Peace of Paris, and at its signing wears the same little blue coat that he was humiliated in, :to give it some revenge."

Then he shepherds the US through the Articles of Confederacy.

Then he's a member of the Constitutional Congress. He's the only Founding Father to sign all four major documnets: The Declaration of Independence, The Treaty of Alliance with France, the peace treaty which ends the war, and the US Constitution.

In the course of his life he founded two college (U Penn and Franklin & Marshall College) as well as the first hospital in the United States (Pennsylvania Hospital). He wrote his own epitaph:
The Body of B. Franklin Printer; Like the Cover of an old Book, Its Contents torn out, And stript of its Lettering and Gilding, Lies here, Food for Worms. But the Work shall not be wholly lost: For it will, as he believ'd, appear once more, In a new & more perfect Edition, Corrected and Amended By the Author

How did the American founding fathers avoid any major infighting or power struggles like in nearly every other country that gained independence through a revolution?

John Hancock was most beta, he had to sign super big to compensate

it wasn't a revolution

They all fought for freedom user, why would they turn on one another?

Honestly? George Washington. He was the first president for no other reason than because he was the only one that could unite the federalists and anti-federalists and prevent factions from killing the US in the crib. The example he set would be the standard moving forward.