Does this count as FUD?

Does this count as FUD?

He's dead though.

>implying he didn't spend it all in 2011 buying a shit load of bitcoin pizzas for his mates every weekend

Yes, oldest FUD in bitcoin actually.

the wallet still there tho with funds

How come anonymous acts as a normalfag replellent? Isn't that kind of the point in a trustless network?

Normies are fed lies by the government that there's no point in anonimity as long as "you have nothing to hide". i.e. anyone who wishes to remain anonymous = potential terrorist or druggie.

to this day I don't understand how can satoshi sit on this shit for so long and not cash out a single dollar
what the fuck is wrong with him

He's dead, or "he" was a team that always intended to lose their bitcoin and not spend it

Or they genuinely believe their vision. And once bitcoin becomes THE currency or at least store of value, of the world, they'll be absolutely fucking loaded.

Surely he has more in other random addresses that we don't know about.
If he moves them people would try to find him.

>him

The FBI invented bitcoin tho

satoshi is a 500 year old vampire loli, heard it here first

He's waiting for the btc/usd flippening

Yeah, it's the good Satoshi vs evil Satoshi hypothesis all over again.

as soon as he moves those funds there will be no one to sell to

BTC was created by the CIA or other shadowy op. BTC was their experiment to raise unlimited funds to further pursue their agenda. Buying into BTC is actually supporting them.

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you mean mark of the beast

>people actually believe that would work

Why do you think Jamie Dimon was rushed to hospital with heart complications only weeks after his public defamation of bitcoin?

He lost his private key back in 2013 and killed himself when BTC hit $500.

Hal Finney is Satoshi Nakomoto

he was obviously mining a fuckton more, his premine doesnt even come close tho what he mined before it was cool you fucking tard

This, shouldn't it be easy to see which bitcoin dev is "satoshi" by just looking at things like early Bitcoin dev.s real estate and car purchases?
Even just looking at how their choice in clothing and watches would be a good smoke to the fire of who it was.

What if Bix is right and Greenspan is Satoshi and the treasury department is holding the genesis block?

This sounds true.

Link the article

Some Australian guy made bitcoin and showed the first transaction ssh keys and everything google it

Apparently not. He only showed block 1, he needs to show block 0. And even then that was to the Guardian and the Economist, not to, ya know, Journalists who were cryptographic experts.
He's a fraud. I think he just did that to hide the fact that the reason the tax office were auditing him was for normal tax evasion.

it was smart, back then Bitcoin was still perceived as a bit hocus pocus, few people actually knew how it worked, so he used his connections to announce to reputable news sources that he was Satoshi: they expressed doubt, but they couldn't conclusively say "No you're not" because
1. Gotta sell dem papers
2. They lacked the expertise to prove him wrong.

>ssh keys
You got something backwards.

He had a vision
A goal
A passion
He didn't do this for monetary gain
He didn't think like you. If he would, bitcoin would be shit anyway.

Is that so hard to understand?

>all rich people live like retarded lottery winners would

Lmao, Bitcoin is a premine scam.

Satoshi Nakamoto is not a person; it is a pseudonym for the benevolent rogue faction of the deep state that created Bitcoin.
They waited silently for years until they got Trump into office. Now the time has come to activate the 1 million Satoshi coins which have remained dormant for all these years.
Trump hanging up Andrew Jackson's portrait in the oval office was his obnoxiously unsubtle announcement that he is definitely with 100% certainty going to destroy the Federal Reserve and indeed the globalist's entire fiat banking system within the next four years. The replacement will be Bitcoin.
Federal Reserve Notes will be replaced with a bitcoin-backed currency. They will work just like fiat - no transaction fees or wait times - but the difference is their BTC value is guaranteed by the US government. The Satoshi stash will back the currency, just as gold backed the USD before Nixon. Any banks that resist the transition will be shut down and their CEOs arrested for treason.
The Winklevoss twins who run Gemini were instrumental in this plan, reaching a deal with Trump years ago to help make BTC the new world reserve currency and also to get their final revenge against Zuckerberg: Trump will soon have Mattis bomb every Facebook data center worldwide, eliminating a major brainwashing apparatus used by the globalists, and irrevocably destroying the company while barely physically harming anyone. ISIS will be falsely accused. This will be the flashpoint to liberate the West from the death grip of the globalist's fifth column radical islamic terror network.
Trump is extremely vain and knows that if he pulls of a graceful global transition away from toilet paper jewbux into Bitcoin, he'll be seen as a hero worldwide for centuries to come.
The globalists know all of this is happening, and soon all hell will break loose as they make their last desperate grasp for power.
Remember to keep one in the chamber.

what if Satoshi was already mega rich and doesn't need the money?

definition of a long con

>4216725
well what if trump is really a time travlers

he was mining in 1989

I hope this is the real life and not just fantasy

The ad thing is I'm pretty sure some /pol/tards actually believe that copypasta.