Smear some shit all over your face and accuse them of being raysis next time.
Hudson Jackson
Lol wtf, you can get a better loan with a fucking sms here no questions asked
Brayden Collins
What kind of a bank won't give a 2k loan lmao?
Where the fuck do you live, can't you take a student loan?
Grayson Wilson
that sucks user, banks are total asshats who think they can control you when you're 19. Just wait till you're 35 and 10 years older than the guy sitting across fro you when you'll be meeting the bank, on top of that you'll be making 2 to 3 times what that smug little cunt makes a year... fuck the banks dude..
f you're willing to pay 25% yearly interest and pay back in 12 months you should check out credit institutions, they are less picky about customers' standing and do small loans all the time.
Alternative is to ask your parents to take the loan out in their name as they'll surely have better credit (even if you're 60 and poor, you have better credit than a 19 year old). But that probably implies telling them what the money will be going toward (no waifu pillows or penis enlargement pills!)
Logan Smith
You have to put up collatoral or have your parents with you if you're under 20 FUCKING YEARS OF AGE idiot. Nobody wants to give random teenagers 2k.
Kayden Long
You're 19 and you're surprised that you didn't get a loan?
Nathan Thompson
I have a (small) monthly income, so yes
Also the land of cucks; germany
Kayden Anderson
>can't even afford a full bitcoin even if you take out a loan hahahahaha stay the fuck out of bitcoin. it won't even be worth it. you might as well just try the stock market, you'll probably get a higher return.
Jack Anderson
Stay poor kiddo
Bentley Morris
> you realise the refugee faggots get more than what i work for
God i hate this piece of shit country; 90% of customers are refugees
You guys got some space for me over there in america if i make it?
Blake Carter
Fuck the bank, I will help you out user.
Do following:
1)Go to otto.de 2)Select a Macbook for around 2k EUR 3)Choose 'Ratenzahlung' as payment option 4)Otto.de doesn't require a SCHUFA check, ID authentication or employment contract 5)Otto.de will ask you to pay them 10-20% of the MacBook price beforehand, so be prepared to have 300-400 EUR just in case 6)Once you have the MacBook go to rebuy.de or eBay and sell it for cash
Isaiah Harris
Be glad that they did not give you a loan. Everything you say, screams "I can't be trusted with money, lol!!!"
You earn 450€ a month and want about 4.5 times you salary as a loan, for speculating? Yeah no.
>Would any user let me loan 2k? (And im serious about that) So I assume you are an €uro? Where are you based? whats your car worth and are there any organs you don't really need? How good can you suck dick? we probably could work out a contract that benefits us both.
Sebastian Martinez
if you think you can pay a loan with your 450, just set the same amount on the side monthly and have 2k + 25% at the end
or just work a month fulltime for some student job, maschinen bediener and have it in a month
also what did you tell them the 2k are for?
>pls g-give m-me some money, you will get it back from some risky online investment
Henry Johnson
Told them it would be for my car and a christmas trip with friends
Ian Price
Check out the kfw loan. Or Bafög, for that matter.
Germany; car would go for around 2k; maybe lil bit more. I am a great metaphorical dicksucker and would like to keep all my organs.
Jace Cooper
€450 is higher than my country's average salary you underprivileged white trash baby
Nolan Anderson
You can always get a job as a Werkstudent in your area for at least €680 per month, it'd also help you prop up your CV for the future. Stop blaming refugees for your lazy ass. Even working at mcds is completely your fault, there are so many minijobs put there pyong the same that arent as soulcrushing as fast food. Ffs your're even german mutteesprachler, youre telling us you cant win a fuxking minijob over some poor soul thag cant even deutsch
Cooper Gutierrez
>for my car and a christmas trip with friends
How fucking retarded are you?
You could as well have told them that you needed it for drugs
Henry Miller
This is actually a good idea. OP listen to this man
Dylan Sullivan
>i asked for a loan, I'm white
lmao kek good laugh 5 star post
Mason Carter
Hey this could work damn
Sebastian Sanchez
Yeah, that's exactly the kind of customer a respectable bank wants. "lol, I want to live large, even though I can't afford it, just gimme money, I'll even promise you to pay 5 times the normal interest rate, just gimme the money!!!" Of all the stories to cover up your stupid speculating with borrowed money idea, you chose the worst one. Weist du überhaupt warum in Deutschland so gut wie niemand Aktien und sowas hat? Neuer Markt, "Volksaktie Telekom" und dotcom crash, klingelts irgendwo? Haufenweise Leute haben gehört (damals noch analog, von Freunden und Bekannten) das man an der Börse nicht verlieren kann, und es nur nach oben geht, und klar, da muss man mitmachen. Nur was tun wenn man grad nix flüssig rumliegen hat? Klar, investieren auf Kredit! Diese Schnapsidee hat die Deutsche Aktienkultur nachhaltig Kaputtgemacht. Aber mach nur, vielleicht hast ja Glück, und irgendjemand freut sich wenn er dir dann in 5 Jahren 10000€ abknöpfen kann, weil du keine Ahnung hast wie man mit Geld umgeht.
>Germany; car would go for around 2k; maybe lil bit more. I am a great metaphorical dicksucker and would like to keep all my organs. Wo in Deutschland? Was fürn auto? Ich kenn da ein paar Leute an die ich deinen Mund verkaufen könnte, so es denn sein muss.
Isaiah Powell
I can loan you the money you need, no interest, but you have to pay me back in 12 months or less. No catch.
As security, I need you to film, not photograph, for 5 seconds the ID page of your passport, driver's licence, school ID (expired AND current), a government or utilities letter with your address and your car, focusing on the plate and your ownership papers.
If you don't pay me before 12 months are up, I'll dox you to skinheads and pay them for videos of you.
Reply if you're interested. I genuinely mean no harm, but I'm not to be trifled with either.
Colton Morales
You're fucking stupid, kid, I wouldn't give you 50€.
Liam Hernandez
lol neither would.
OP is 19 and works part-time at McDonald's for 450€.
Fucking refugees who can't even speak German and that work for 1€/Hour earn more than OP.
Do you even have a Hauptschulabschluss OP?
Nicholas Cruz
That was actually my plan if someone wanted to help me out but now you scared me lul; the shit you could do to my life with that
> just saw the name before posting this
Aaron Nelson
>That was actually my plan if someone wanted to help me out Junge, geh heim und sag deinen Eltern dass sie bitte die Vormundschaft für dich Übernehmen sollen bis du Erwachsen bist. Weil trotz 18+ bist du das definitiv nicht.
Joshua Garcia
I wrote that i am currently studying IT Realschule + Fachoberschule
Hudson Fisher
>Realschule + Fachoberschule In Berlin vielleicht.
Colton Hill
>studying IT >can't even find a job as programmer IN FUCKING GERMANY WERE THERE IS SUCH A BIG SHORTAGE OF PROGRAMMERS THAT COMPANIES LITERALLY FLY-IN DEVELOPERS FROM INDIA AND EAST-EUROPE!
Yea OP you are beyond fucked even if you get a Bachelor in CS.
Aaron Walker
You do realise shortages are fabricated right? It's an easy way to import cheap labour.
Jayden Walker
American?
Hunter Cook
No, they aren't. I worked at several software companies in Bayern, they literally make you sign contracts with a 6-month notice period where the norm is 4 weeks!
German companies are VERY desperate for programmers.
Evan Howard
I'm a C# developer and my current gig is pretty boring, I also live in Austria at the moment. Can you recommend something?
