Why doesn't he use his money to fix his hair?

Why doesn't he use his money to fix his hair?

After a certain point you just don't give a fuck about not having hair anymore.

Especially if you have a good shaped head and a decent face.

t. baldy

>not shaving your head so it looks like a glans penis

You don't know FUCK about business.

Because for a man as powerful as him, hair is just a hindrance. Notice how the richest peoples hair looks messy. They simply don't care.

Bald guys are kinda cute desu

You can't polish an egg

You're not respected in business unless you're balding.

this is why nobody takes elon musk seriously, he did the opposite

forget about the hair, can we talk about that fuckin creepy eye

Look at his left eye
He is using his sharinga

Maybe it's an artificial eye?

There's nothing he could do. There's too much blank space to fill, it would look shit and not dense enough.

Because he isn't an insecure stuttering like Musk always craving attention.
He is an absolutely sociopath with the biggest pile of money on earth and he doesn't give a fuck what subhumans think about him

if you look at his right eye he looks handsome and if you look at his left he looks insane

imagine this just peaking around a corner at you...

He did.

literally thought this was Patrick Stewart

SS + GOMAD btw

He's overcompensating for his cuckold marriage. Sure he has escorts on the side, but he always has to come home to the bitch who cucked him into marriage in the 90's, and he'll never divorce her, because she is the alpha of the house.

He's got money and power, but she'll take half of it if he ever tries to stand up to her.

lmao

how do we know which is his true side?

He will never know what its like to have hair like the prince of the saiyan race

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cause he's not a beta cuck like you

is this the tim sykes of crypto that people tried to warn me about

I'm getting there. The toppik is getting expensive.

holy fucking kek top one

Bezos sacrificed all of his soul and half his body to Satan.

This is his original self, still belonging to him. (compare with pic related from the 90s).

This is the side the demon now inhabits.

my sides

jesus christ im done

hair is for women

Terrifying...

Said no girl ever

some bullshit study that removed guy's hair digitally.
the bald men were rated as being:
>13 percent more dominant.
>6 percent more confident.
>10 percent more masculine.
>About an inch taller.
>13 percent stronger.
>Nearly four years older.

>Again, the researchers found that completely bald men were perceived to be more dominant, more masculine, and stronger, and to have marginally better leadership skills. But men with thinning hair fared far worse than either bald men or those with a full head of hair.

>refers to Alphabet as "Kakarot"

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The funny thing is that he looks more manly now and like a badass. Also, he is the world's richest man.

Amazing what TRT can do right?

Did he "make it"?

I bet he posts on Veeky Forums

testosterone reduction therapy?

I'm sure a man worth $100b gives one fuck about what some poor fruitcakes think of how pretty he is

if I was worth that much I would literally just walk around naked and eat whatever I want, maybe even buzz my hair down for convenience

Quite the opposite, my friend. Replacement rather than reduction.

fucking kek