How to get laid?

Hey biz, how do I get laid? I'm a 21 year old lossless virgin who's set to graduate this year. I live with my parents still and don't have many friends to hang out with. I want to lose my virginity asap. Any suggestions bros?

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Learn some game nigga

Save your neetbux and fuck a hooker. 100% guaranteed to work.

>Asap
>Better rape yo momma

Get a haircut get fit go to the bar

stop caring/focusing on women, sex gets old just like everything else, women get annoying just like everyone else. focus on yourself and bettering yourself for yourself and women will come. do whatever you can to socialize with new people, life is about who you know.

Step 1 talk to a girl
Step 2 ask them round for a movie
Step 3 cuddle and fuck

Been with two different girls, one I was madly in love with, and the other was my best friend for a while. We had amazing sex. I broke up with the first one recently about 2 months ago. Havent spoke to her since. I was so distracted focusing on her that my life got fucked up.

Now I am just living with my parents again and going to be completing this Co-Op and then going back to school this upcomig semester.

Sex is great, but dont let it ruin your life user.

and stop masturbating fgt

This.

or this, but better not get attached. Also make sure she doesnt have a disease. I live in fucking Missouri, and its number 14 on the list of states with highest amount of reported STD's.

Fuck me right?

subtract niggers from that data and see where you rank.

create a tulpa and lose your virginity to her

>subtract niggers
one can always dream

This. Also lift and have interesting hobbies.

But first of all, don't sweat it. Male@21 on gaychan is playing life on hard mode if not extreme mode unless top tier handsome. Even being rich isn't much of a thing at this age since you'll go after your peers and chances are your peers are also well off.

Educate yourself in stoicism and the redpill but don't go all Columbine on it. Realize you're not a winner but enjoy the fight. Work on yourself first and care for bitches later. In 10 years you will not take a second glance at at least 50% of womyn sneering now.

Chainlink solves the virginity problem

Forgot this: 35 middle age fag here so not preaching out of a book but bestowing experience upon you.

After you graduate, do a masters or do a second degree. Whatever you can do continue your college life. This time around though, move out. Live near campus, walking distance preferably.

Start working out. Start drinking (alone if you have to). And go out (also alone if you don't have friends).

If you're ugly, this won't actually get you anywhere. But it'll get you closer.

You'll have to live outside your comfort zone if you want to grt laid. Best way to do it is to become obsessed and read about getting bitches. To make it easy just stick to these articles posted here

rooshvforum.com/thread-42283.html

Also, you should know that that website is shit now, but back then it was actually great. But then the lead dude created his own philosophy and banned everyone that disagreed with him

>lossless virgin
32bit encoding I hope

FLAC

stoicism is a cuckpill

OP start going to parties and get drunk

Roosh is a retard with too much beard and too little talent.

Use some of that hard earned crypto money to read The Rational Male. It's a play by play description of your next 15 years of life.

Ya that's a very good book. Also, I was mostly referring to the Chateau roissey articles posted in the thread. Those and rational male are pretty much timeless and non cringe, something that can't be said for a lot of people in the "manosphere"

Can i get a tl;dr on this? I just want to be able to fug this thick gril I see often to the gym but I dont know how to approach

Drop a barbell on your neck as she's walking by

There's no barbells

stop living with your mother.

holy shit go to a different gym

1st action point: be in a gym with barbells.

2nd: realize thick girls in the gym don't usually fuck 21yo neckbeards unless by thick you mean obese 16yo. It's a status game and your madd crypto gainz will not impress. The Disney Pocahontas goes gaga for the shy silent type but in reality it just makes for a LOL session with her besties.

First step is anyhow to say hi. So do that and learn a valuable lesson in the process.

FLAC

The thicc gril i want is in this gym. It's not even really a gym it's in my complex. Just say hi that's it? Im not a 21yo neckbeard im a 26yo skellington

say hi then grab er by the pussy.

Abstain from all masturbating and porn (aka nofap) and start eating 1 meal a day (aka intermittent fasting). Do this for 1 month or more and you will turn into a chick magnet. It does work but you won't know until you try it.
You shouldn't make Tulpas to be your tool to use like that.

I've actually been doing this for years with nofap and intermittent fasting. I think the intermittent fasting comes more from the fact that the food at my college is expensive and my parents cook dinner everyday. I get a lot of glances from girls on the train rides and at school but still no dice. I think it's because I don't show any interest. So now instead of girls I focus purely on making money.

easy

>be tall

>be attractive

>don't be unattractive

Show fucking interest then. If you're not getting laid while being attractive then nobody can help you apart from yourself. Speak to them and get a date off one. Use the internet if you have to.

The 2 rules

I'm 6 ft, clean babyface a little pubes on my chin and cheeks. And I'm a light skin nigga. I'd say I'm lean not skinny. But not ripped either. Not sure what I'm doing wrong?