ITT: shitpost in your favorite time period

>1870
>HAHAHAHAHA HOLY FUCK FROGS BTFO HOW THE FUCK DO YOU LOSE NAPOLEON III AND 1000000 MEN TO G*RMANS PFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTT

>1942
>Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Getting Encircled Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Walk Away From Stalingrad Like Nigga Break Out Your Troops Haha

>1921
>DUDE ENCIRCLEMENT LMAO

>1903
FUCKING COLOMBIANS GIVE ME MY CANAL REEEEEEEEEEEEE

>1842
How will the Qing ever recover?

>Brah look at this dude

>0 BCE
You guys hear about the whore who got knocked up and claimed it was "god"? Sounds like Zeus is up to his old tricks again. Let's just nail the fucker to a cross to prove he's a mortal little bitch like the rest of us.

>BCE
fuck outta here

>Zues
>Not Jupiter
I had one fucking job.

Grab your rifles boiz race war NOW

This guy and several thousand violent alcoholic gypsies and convicts comeup to you in Warsaw and grab your girlfriend's ass, what do?

>1942 Gibraltar of the Pacific those hotentot slopes shall not pass god save the bicurious king REEEEEEEE

Look, it's hohol and his national heroes(criminals)

>when the boneyfags find st helena on a map

>1806
>Prussian """""""militarism"""""""
>19 days

>10,000 BC
>Neighbor tribe stop hunting, spend all day putting grass seeds in mud
>HAHAHA what a bunch of losers

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>1665
>Nuestro rey es un retardado endogámico babeante. Esto es embarazoso.

>zeus
>tries to cover up his tracks
>the eternal greek up to his old tricks again

You will never break Roman hegemony, we are the superior race and culture.

>9AD
FUCKING QUINCTILIUS

>10ad
>mfw the graffiti wall is full of plebians
>mfw every post is a shitpost
>mfw l tell them to go back to Athens
>angry croaking frog.stonecarving

this but unironically

>1940s-1950s

MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

>tfw jew
WHAT THE FUCK HADRIAN I DINDU NOFIN UNBAN ME NOW REEEEEEEEEE

>Zeus
T. Effeminate Gr*ek