Mfw I'm applying to this nice looking company

>mfw I'm applying to this nice looking company
>some guy emails me about my application with his personal email account
>look him up
>he's the "director"
>Go to contact company about a question on their Facebook
>it's the same guy running the facebook
>Try to contact them via another social media app they use
>same guy
>Try calling them on 2 different phone lines, but get voicemail both times
>Voicemail is personal phone of the same guy, both of them

>mfw realizing this entire company is one guy and his website

at least he's trying. what have you done w/ ur life

and he fooled you into thinking his company is bigger and nicer than it presumably is with his professional online presence.
Who's the real fool here?

Hold on let me connect you with our regional marketing director--
>Paper rustling
>ahem
>Changes voice
Yes, how can I help you?

kek I just found the job on Indeed.

He keeps using the word
>We
I've talked with him more. I'm likely 99% sure there's nobody but him.

5 minutes after I finished submitting my application he messaged me on the social media app
>Thanks for your application user. We are going to review it and we will let you know the result later today.

I KNOW IT'S JUST YOU NIGGA

I've been self employed running websites for like 10+ years. I always use "We" or otherwise other people get nervous when doing business.

Fake it till you make it. Thats why you jerk off faggot

sounds like you are just too qualified for the job. poor guy, bet he's really gonna miss having such a star like you on his team :/

I'm not saying he's wrong at all, I'm just laughing at it. He's doing the right thing, I know that.

you can be part 2 of "we"

Wow. So a go getter who set up his own business, promises you an application review that day?

Like what do you want? A company to nto reply for 2 months to say your application is in review? Like what are you actually looking for here?

This board is not for being negative towards people trying to make it you fucking loser. Go live off welfare and keep your dreams in your head. Fucksake.

sounds like he could use the help

think about it, you could get like 40% of the company if it takes off, being the only other big earner

Kek I'm happy about it ffs. I'm just poking fun at the situation is all.

found the entrepreneurship major

hope you're not one of the 90% that fail

>studying entrepreneurship in college
>most people don't see the irony in this

fuck you, stop stalking me i should've known you were a weird Veeky Forums kiddo
i was gonna give you the job but now i don't want to

Shiiieeeeeeeeet

Even Satoshi Nakamoto uses "we" in his whitepaper you fucking dumbass. He's speaking on behalf of the business, which is not an individual. When you start a business you don't say "I fix phones" you say "We fix phones" even if it's just you.

>We suck cocks for cash
wow

Med school brah.You literally couldn't be further away.

Im just all for people trying to make it is all

Yes, fucking literally that. If you don't see the disadvantage of referring to your business as you personally as an individual, neck yourself.

OP you're a fucking faggot.

Yes a guy who is busy all fucking day with doing a bunch of jobs at the same time is browsing Veeky Forums

>Even Satoshi Nakamoto uses "we" in his whitepaper you fucking dumbass.
That's standard practice in academic writing and refers to "me and you, the audience". It has nothing to do with this.