how do I fix my chubby wife?

This is why the whole "corporations are people" deal is so important. Set yourself up a trust and have that set up to where your company pays the trust for you being a "consultant" and your wife won't be able to afford a good enough Jew lawyer to take your money when she leaves.

My girlfriend has gained 30 pounds since weve gotten together.

Shes 5'2 165 and we have not had much sex in the last 3 months. Im finding it harder and harder to find her attractive. I find myself sneaking out and fapping, but i know that its also doing more damage to the situation.

Ive tried getting her to lift with me, ive tried pushing her, ive tried motivating her positively, ive tried lowkey insulting her. I dont know what else to do

You can't leave as soon as you marry. Every girl knows this. Has nothing to do with being pathetic or not, but that can be part of it.

>Has nothing to do with being pathetic or not, but that can be part of it

what did he mean by this

Cucked

You can't. If she's chubby now either she always will be or she'll get fit and leave you.

Lolwut, can you go into further detail about this or send me a link to what youre talking about?

You can be not-pathetic and she can still get fat.

That's why you have kids and make her dependent on both you and them.

Sexual revolution was a mistake

So leave her and fuck a younger girl instead.

Leave. It'll only get harder and you'll either resent her or resent yourself

You can have a trust, a separate legal entity, set up with yourself as a proprieter and hide all your valuable shit. The rest gets into some heavy legal mumbo jumbo.

google.com/amp/s/www.forbes.com/sites/jefflanders/2012/07/18/can-a-trust-protect-my-assets-in-divorce/amp/

This is the least legal-ese link I could quickly find.

Sounds like you don't have any concept of marriage or the consequences of a divorce.

Having kids makes most women fatter and there's always a captain save a ho out there somewhere. Unless a woman is a serious athlete the only reason they have to be fit is to act like a slut for attention.

>what are prenups

Useless. They are easily thrown out under "signing under duress". Know what counts as signing under duress in some states? "He wouldn't marry me if I didn't sign it."

Sounds like you're also retarded. They rarely hold up I'm court, also not exactly the best topic to talk about with your fiance.

If tiger woods and Kobe Bryant couldn't afford iron clad prenups I doubt the average man can.

Have her sit on my face

No I'm not at all, I only choose women I am actually attracted to. I don't let them control me, and I sure as fuck don't get married. Fuck off virgin.

Sounds easy but its not. The rest of our relationship is great, i love her family, her family loves me, shes responsible, makes good money, great morals.

Definitely wife material, but i feel like me pushing her off of me when she wants sex is going to lead to other problems. but its not just as easy as "leave her"

You leave or you accept her fat ass and no sex.
You have your options.

Get her pregnant

Fuck her more and harder.

I suggest sitting her down and talking to her about it. A good way is talking about how you would like to eat more healthy (or if you could stand to lose 10 pounds, talk about that). Set up nice eating habits for breakfast and dinner. Stop eating any snacks at night.
This makes it easier for her to follow your example. If you are succesful in changing your own diet to a healthy one or losing weight/gaining muscle, she may start doing the same to tag along or because she feels insecure by your development and wants to improve herself to match you. Take her for long walks or even better, some more intensive activity.
If you are already fit as fuck and she is chubby/fat, it will be tough. Don't get her pregnant unless she is fit, because it makes your wife waaay fatter if she is already fat and also makes it immoral to leave.

tfw op complaining about 'chubby' wife when i am lonely, lifting weights and my despair

Grass is always greener dude. I wish i could just be single without the headache, heartbreak and the hassle of it all.

meganamram.tumblr.com/post/163807640384/i-love-my-fat-disgusting-pig-wife

>I wish i could just be single
you can , retard

>without the headache, heartbreak, backlash and hassle and regret of ruining a good thing for vain reasons

>Yes, yes. Good goy. Hate your women. Don't find a caring wife and have a closely knit family with her. Instead chase after a life of hedonism and an endless pursuit of debauchery. Amazing goy.

>tfw during pregnancy you're supposed to increase caloric intake by 200kcal in last trimester
>tfw most of the chicks let themselves go and become landwhales

More like have a fun life full of cocaine and alcohol and parties and don't live a boring ass life with a gf or wife

That family doesn't exist anymore, "our" women are not fit to marry and have a family with.

Maybe in another time and place, but marriage and relationships mean shit today

I told my gf that I hate fat people and if she ever got fat I'd leave her. She started getting chunky and I told her I'm going to leave her if she doesn't fix it. Now she goes to the gym with me 3-5 times a week and eats semi decent.

Set boundaries before you get married retard.

Yeah because people who choose that path Always end up so well

byz

talk to her that you are worried about her weight, because you want to share a long, healthy life with her.
Offer help
Tell her that lifting doesn't require that much time
Go to the gym with her
Write down her progress
Be supportive, not condescending

>breed more intelligent white kids for us jews to exploit

lmao, not getting married and having kids is the best way to beat the jews not the opposite

You have to decide whether its a breaking point for you or not.

If it is, you will need to convey it as a breaking point, you need to understand that for someone to change their lifestyle it often takes a very dramatic impulse or it won't happen.

Tell her that physical attraction is an important part of a healthy relationship and that if you invest time in taking care of your body (I hope you do if you are bitching about her) you expect the same in return.

I've had this talk with my gf, it's not a pleasant talk, she might cry over it or get hurt but unless you correctly convey the importance of this to her she is likely to continue the path she is on.

It's literally one of the best investments you can both make in your relationship. If you find your partner attractive literally everything about the relationship becomes easier.

Live fast die young bitch

Hand her over, boyo

Leave fast die young and end your gene line

No amount of squats can get an ass like that unless you have a genetic predisposition to store fat that way.

retard degenerate

>tfw I've only had one gf and she was long distance and because of that distance she broke up with me

how do i get grill fit?

Don't want my genes on this planet they're manlet and alcoholic

This meme never fails to show itself whenever the topic of marriage come up

Everyone here is a virgin

Seriously though, why is everyone on Veeky Forums so cynical towards women and relationships in general?

hnnnnnnnnnnng

Because woman are actually pieces of shit

>le jews

You sound pathetic. Live your life the way you want

Enjoy getting robbed blind when you divorce your fat retard wife.

You think that mickey mouse tactic is going to work if you marry a bitch?

It will not.

I'm sure you'll be saying that in your 40s and 50s, you mouthbreathing no-forethought nigger

have a chunky latina gf, loads of guys hit on her. she complains that Im grossed out by her tummy. its true it may look okay in jeans but bam! I got to deal with this weird looking mound during sex.

chicks are fucking horrible, we need them but we cant stand to be around them.

Make it lose weight

Get yourself a trap

LMFAO

hedonist

stay dead, Zyzz

abort mission while there are no kids, do not fuck yourself getting her pregnant

>have kids
>getting them chained to you will surely fix the problem

dont be this stupid

I'm not alone.

My gf doesn't shave her legs. I've been holding to tell her how I hate it because she is a fucking mess, but last week I exploded. She got really mad, and went into some "feminist" bullshit that it makes her feel better. I argued that it doesn't but it was hopeless. I think I'm gonna have to abandon ship in the near future. She's a great and smart girl, but when it comes to shit that offends her she gets real sentimental (she was a fat kid that got bullied).

Brapmommies
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No woman has ever done anything like this. Why do men get paid more? Why are there more male CEO's? Why do men kill themselves more? Its because of this. Their propensity to create. Every last wonder in this world was created by a man.

Make her fatter

uhh no. women get fat cuz they will get fucking everything in the fucking divorce settlement. once youre married they have absolutely no incentive to take care of themselves. in fact you could argue its in their best interest to let themselves go.

simple. just explain how you dont find her sexy anymore and you want to make this work. give her the option to either 1) work out with you and improve herself or 2) let you fuck other girls on the side. easy.

oof, das good mane

dick.
a lot.

kys her insta skeleton