Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait
Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait
France and Germany.
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Ancient Ireland was Veeky Forums as fuck
that looks ugly as hell
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Israel and their vassal the USA.
Your move
France and who?
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Gaius and Aulus
Truly the greatest rivalry
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Hitler and Stalin
it is like in those games where the AI grows to enormous size but you don't ragequit, manage to hold your ground and eventually whittle them down
I prefer to ignore the blues and look at the reds
>French and Indian War
Mutt detected
what red?
Yep
Muh Agincourt and Waterloo
This is a highly intelligent and also very original joke. You may laugh now.
>lmao Eurabia by 2025
>splits the war against Napoleon into multiple wars so that Britain has lost more
Pierre please
>First barons' war
>inconclusive
You mean when a French invasion was BTFOd by a 70 year old pensioner?
They're split in six wars, out of which Britain won 3 (although they really didn't do shit in the sixth coalition, but this pic seems to count being on the winning side as winning)
The French conquered England, occupied it for a year and then were kicked out, leading to return to status quo ante bellum
Inconclusive
The English conquered France, occupied it for ~100 years and then left because the Yorkists and Lancastrians decided to cause a kafuffle, leading to return to status quo ante bellum
Inconclusive
>The English
Are you sure they were that?
>HYW
>ending with return to status quo ante bellum
Lmao brainlet
Yes
Inb4
>muh Welsh longbowmen
>status quo ante bellum
England at the beginning.
Hmmmm
Still kept calais! Hooray!
How will frogs ever recover?
>napoleonic and revolutionary wars were one war
Holy shit is Lindy this fucking delusional?
By taking it back later.
Fuck you
If only the Brits had kept this rapefugee nest, things would be better for everyone.
Not that Calais has any value anyway.
>Not that Calais has any value anyway.
Wow rude nigel
I'm French and I confirm that Calais must be the most depressing city of France.
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Oh
>"When I am dead and cut open, they will find Philip and Calais inscribed on my heart."
Poor Nigels : (
Who said that?
Mary I of England
Yeah. The Lancasters were English speaking.
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If language = nationality
Then everyone here is English
Language is the largest deciding factor in culture. This is absolutely the same argument that French use for the Normans being French.
Flawless victory
Normans spoke French as their native language
Plantagenet kings didn't speak English natively until Henry IV (who became king in 1399, in the middle of the HYW)
Henry IV was also the first Lancastrian king you imbecile.
Hmm true, but they had essentially been in England long enough to be English monarchs by the time of Henry III (or John I if you just don't like him)
>(or John I if you just don't like him)
John was born to a French immigrant, a mere decade after he moved to (and took over) England
So I don't think "long enough" applies to him
Well he did live his life in England
Perfidious Albion turning the large and mostly inconclusive War of Spanish Succession into a single tiny theater (Queen Anne's War) that was a British victory.
The list should also include the War of the Grand Alliance and the Anglo-French war of 1213-14
>The list should also include the War of the Grand Alliance
It does (Nine Years' War)
But it dumbly list it as an English victory
*Latinised Norseman
Hence the name of Normandy: "Land of the Norsemen"
We're talking about the First Barons War here, not about the 1066 Invasion
And anyway, Normans were pretty much French genetically speaking by 1066
Anglos and Jews
Because why the fuck not?
>Napoleonic Wars were all one conflict with no treaties or peaces in between
Lmao
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