Tinder failures

"we out here respecting women" is a meme
you should have told her all women are thots

If you looked better, the line would have worked. Lift more.

yea the line about respecting women is some twitter shit, tell her "if she breathes she a thot" trust me

her tiny pic looks like a young phillip seymour hoffman in a wig

>Women that I've anti white-knighted
>Women that have rewarded me with sex

look at the matches, swipe everyone that isn't an instantaneous no before your eyes have a chance to evaluate

Lul she unmatched after the edge line.

Most women on this app I encounter can handle bantz but this femnist snowflake couldn't unfortunately. Before she unmatched, she typed a novel about how my mom would react about how i'm talking to girls on this """dating app""".

"I dont have feelings" is just as annoying as "my clothes are dark just like my soul", like damn bitch stop trying so hard.

Won't that lower your ELO rating though?

Nice work harassing that chick dude, you sure showed her! Both yourself and her probably took a lot away from that great use of your time.

I'm planning on deleting my account after uni starts anyway, so I might as well have fun and fuck around at this point Sir Arthur of Camelot.

>Nice work harassing that chick dude
please be ironic

The only thing you did wrong was try and talk nice to someone who obviously has no respect for you.

*Crash Bandicoot Whoa!!*

>literally only talking to her in memes
she was right you know

Bump

>Basic anti-depressiva behaviour 1o1

she looks like her armpits smell bad
would not lick them

>starting conversation with a stranger with an insult
>surprise they don't want to "handle the bantz"
>calling them "snowflake"
>not seeing the problem
that red pill really opened your eyes huh?

Speaking of edgy women...
This one's profile said "I hate dogs".

implying Michelle and Yajaira aren't instantaneous no's

do you lads ever get super likes?

reminds me of scarlett johannson

/our/ girl?

wat een kut naam

I think in the 8 months I've been using it I've been super licked twice

That was the only thing to say to her

no idea why u bufffons make fun of yourself.

Unless you're extremely good looking, a beautiful girl super liking you is usually a catfish.

I'm extremely good looking though, and I know how to recognize a cat fish i feel.

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What a loser and faggot you are though

>go on date with Tinder qt after breakup
>really cool, talked for 8 hours nonstop during the date
>been talking ever since, went on another date
>parents ask if I'm seeing someone two weeks later
>lie and say I met her at a party
>friend tells me she knows her and is a Bible humping freak
>some things don't add up with her and conflict with one another
>she's been lying to impress me
>she lives 50 minutes away
>won't have time to see her because college and extracirriculars
>need to end it
>been leaving her Snapchats and text on unread and replying every 4 hours

How do I tell her this won't work out? I don't wanna ghost her.

how would it not work out?
just fuck her when u guys have time. jfc

But some things don't make sense. Like what she has told me conflicts with things she told me earlier, and I've kind of gone along with it, no questions asked.

Wtf do I do? someone help me think of the reasons

Dubs tell me what to say

You might have to go to /adv/ for that one bro

nigga who gives a shit. shes tryharding for you. wear a condom and just have fun.

wtf is that shit?

bend over and i'll teach your dog how it's done

Lemme clap dem cheeks

You cannot lose your salvation. If your faith died off at any point, then it means you never really had it to begin with.

"I read something about needing a male to roll me over and do me doggy. Coming over now"

"When did you become a fat fuck?"

meme

Hello my name is James Moore (yes that is my REAL name!) and I recently graduated from high school but am now in search of true love and great times with a special somebody. Do you think you have what it takes to be my sweet treat?

What is this shit? Tell that bitch to fuck off, you don't need to explain yourself.

if she's giving you an opening, that means she still wants to give you another chance. that's a reason right there

also are you both fucking children

In between trips so I decided to combine it

why would you make promises in the first place? what's the point?

But, nibba, there's a girl that will live about a 30 second walk from my apartment room that I'm also talking to.

fuck both then. jfc

dawg if you're gonna be rude it's gotta be funny