Veeky Forums humor thread,lets go

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I have knee issues.
I can bench at least twice as much as I can squat.
I've been avoiding doing squats even without any weight for a while now.

And this is why i don't trust people

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Box Squats fix knee tendonitis and other knee issues.

I used box squats to fix knee tendonitis after suffering a dislocation that seem to damage cartilege under my patella.

Athlean X has 3 videos on this subject, as he himself has had knee tendonitis. Look it up

I now do regular squats again. Though my adductors keep holding me back now that I fixed my form. Now on a whole bunch of different isolation exercises to fix...

Who cares if you bench more than you squat?
As long as you dont skip legs, you'll look fine.

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Cockroaches?

fresh off the press

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really dont need the five hundred (500) reactions that dont add to the post

>has a job, a nice home, a hobby he's passionate about, lives in a first world country and has therefore enough to eat as well as running water
>still unhappy because he gets deluded by social media about the reality of other peoples lifes as well as the inability to just smalltalk

Tf you mean this isn't a joke this is real life nor a fantasy

jesus christ you communicate like you enjoy eating paint chips

DELET

>he has food and running water why isnt he happy
>culture has no impact on happiness
>youtu.be/OrNBEhzjg8I

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life is pain
so is death

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What's your 1 rep max?

>tfw I bench 160lb but squat 40lb
How fucked am I?

>squat 40lb
Not possible for that to be your max unless you're a cripple.

Delet

It's not my max, but what I do for reps. Do people really just post their max here?

For how many reps, 200? What a stupid weight.

I guess I could do like 1 or 2 reps with that weight. Idk I think my form when squatting is fucked up. I can easily do 10 reps with 220lbs with the leg press.

my comment was actually meant as a critique on how our culture has made us so miserable that we are more depressed and unhappy than 3rd worlders

thanks for the link btw; very interesting

You could have the most fucked up form in the world, a human adult should still be capable of squatting the bar at the very least.

Are you a 100 lb girl?

Either way, post a pic so we can see just how fucked up you are

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I misread what he wrote. I tought he asked how many reps I do with 200lbs. I can do around 20-30 with 40lbs.
[spoiler] I wished to be a 100lbs girl tough [spoiler]

haha

genius

Fucking kek.

When your life is a day care. When literally you breath to work. When your only fun time of day is lifting weights. You know there's something wrong with civilization.

We're being born, get an ssn slapped to our ass, then dedicate our lives to mammon. Sure we may have a few good times. But your life's has no purpose.

Imagine living a few thousand years ago every decision matters. Every day a roll of the dice. Will enemies invade? Will we hunt enough food to feed the whole tribe for the summer solstice celebration? Is the virgin pure Qt at the other end of the village into me?

Will I gain glory in battle?

Now that's living. People tell us that the past was shit because it was hard. I say fuck that, the past was THE SHIT BECAUSE IT WAS challenging. That's why people hunt, go camping, lift, wrestle. To escape our current shitty world and get an ounce of what the past tasted like.

Get the fuck outta here

I had massive inner knee pain from running and deadlifting until I brought my squat up from 225 to 325

Stfu you try hard kek

do you tie a helium baloon to a 45lbs bar and squat it?

Is this the real life?

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falling for those.

hahahaha!

Everywhere I go, MMORPG life follows me.
I can not take this anymore. Either I will refresh WoW subscription (addiction), or either I will just kill myself.

haha
you will never exist

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Courtesy of /diy/

actually got me, kek.

Turkey's bodybuilding program has really taken off

you fucking kidding me
i want this
i need to get out of my parent's apartment

Does anyone have that webm of the guy driving the lat pulldown across his gym?

Requesting 'live turd' greentext,

Always gets me,
any poop story, really

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Yogurt is active cultures, wouldn't that make the pussy stank?

wow those highlighted ones were good
user's got some talent

what's up with all these god awful unfunny mobile screencaps?

is this whole thread b8?

That thread was crazy. That one anons writing was so dark and we'll written

>None of mine get saved
Should I just end all now?

Fresh OC

>not leaving humanity behind by getting bench higher than squat
Shiggy

I got banned from the gym for breaking a toilet.

>Have 3 mass gainer shakes a day
>5780cal before food
>Need to shit as I squat so I ditch the set
>Struggling so bad
>The turd has literally BLACKED me
>My anus is basically prolapsed squeezing out this massive turd
>But it's so long it keeps going
>I looked back at the end and it nearly reached the seat
>It wouldn't flush so I just covered it with tissues
>End up going straight home cause of the anal devastation
>Received a call a few hours later about the toilet (independent gym)
>I try play it off like I'm cool cause I'm uncomfortable talking about my bowel movements with an authority figure
>"Yeah that's just me bro, big meats, big eats, big sheets bro..."
>Gym manager said he'd rather not have and inconsiderate jerk blocking toilets and not having the courtesy to let anyone know in his building
>"If that's the way you feel then I don't give a shit"
>Got the official ban letter a few days later

Is this a saved Facebook image of a phoneposter screenshot?

I cri evry tym

reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/6s0c7d/i_24_trans_mtf_am_concerned_about_homophobic/

>tfw you finally make a post that makes it to a screencap
we're all gonna make it brahs

>lifting that beast
mirin

>HUMAN body
Well, user, that's the thing though, is it

I have masturbated to this video so many times

>That perfect dick sucking ROM

Which video? I couldn't find sauce.

stop hurting me

No.

Unicorns don't exist.

Agreed, caps like this are becoming extremely tedious and unfunny

eyy i made it into the screen cap :)

To be fair, you have to lift the weight of your torso during a squat. Unless your torso weighs less than 30 ish lbs you are lifting more.

Also made it. Feels good

Here's the video
youtu.be/gJ3cRBcPU-Q

Why is George Costanza posting on BB forums

U mean wall candy??