Anyone else /shit genetics/ crew?

Everything here except for height and speech impediment can be fixed with diet and exercise. Height is pure MUH DICK, though. Love me some short girls. Speech impediment can be fixed with speech therapy as that other user keeps pointing out.

>5'7
>~16cm/6.3 inches dick

My height doesnt bother me really, in fact, i even like it. It doesnt get in the way since good face genetics. But the size of my dick gets in my head some times. I dont know if it is because of the point of view that is in first person, but some times i think that it is small.

>short but still above average

Look at those mental gymnastics

>gyno

that's average size, but would be favorably out of proportion to your frame

>inb4 people start losing their shit over 6" being average

you don't understand, where I'm from 5'0 is average, I am not short enough for guys who like short girls here, short here is define as 4'9 and lower

>6'
>6.75x5 inch dick
>statistically bigger than 96.77% of guys
>still looks tiny to me

I think men are just doomed to think they have tiny cocks.

Well, here in the States, men get accused of being pedophiles for being into chicks as short as you.

no they get accused of being pedos if they like underdeveloped bodies

>5'4
>7.25x5.5
Literally though I was below average until I was like 20 because I didn't know how to measure. Every girl I fucked wouldn't stfu about my ENORMOUS COCK OMG and I actually started to get annoyed because I thought they were just being ingratiating (like when your mom tells you how handsome you are, except more insincere). Eventually told a girl to cut it out and stop bullshitting me, and she legit just went into the drawer and grabbed a ruler. I had no idea you were supposed to measure from the side.

This is pretty accurate; I don't think it's because of porn which is what everyone blames, but more because of your perspective (and for anyone who isn't a faggot, a lack of seeing other dude's dicks to compare)

girl here, most girls really dont care, find something better to care about

you are absolutely not supposed to measure from the side, always measure from the top. you just look ENORMOUS OMG because you're 5'4.

>girl here, most girls really dont care
We know. We obsess over it anyway, it can't be helped. It comes with being a male. Deal with it.

>you are absolutely not supposed to measure from the side
Yea, you are

Nope, top.

calcsd.bitballoon.com/measuring

>virgin
>college dropout
>120lbs
>lisp

None of these are from genetics you pathetic defeatist.

>girl here, most girls don't care about looks. a little muscle is nice, just not too much

so you want a big dick to impress other guys? ok then

>you are absolutely not supposed to measure from the side
Ruler on the side, 90 degree angle, push into pubic bone. That's how everyone does it measuring for condoms and it works perfectly.

penissizes.org/how-to-measure-penis-size

>5'8
>chubby
>glasses
>4'5 inch dick
>virgin
>college dropout
>lives in a shitty third world country

I want to fucking die

7 of 8 of these things can be changed and does nothing have to do with genes.

You are just a lazy NEET. You blame your genes like a fat women for your low-tier life as an excuse you lazy ass faggot

they do, but most dont care as much as you think, no one really cares as long as if you don't look like a girl with your shirt off or jabba the hutt or a meathead

It's the same measurement as long as you press it into your pelvic bone you fucking morons

Yours even says along the top, you mong

are you asian or something

listen man. i know its hard to pass up a free inch or two but women aren't exactly post-docs when it comes to dick measuring. go with the studies' method of measurement. don't feel bad, luckily enough, u have girth, which is what they feel the most anyway. you don't have to lie to yourself about your length.

>5.4 """average""" length
yea that's accurate lmao, nice try dicklet

women don't care about you being "above average" they think the "average" is the tallest 5%

I was blessed with great genes. Then I became a college drop out degenerate, got cucked. Now its time to pull my fucking life together because it's pathetic the opportunity I have wasted. I almost wish I can blame it on my genes, but I know my genes are awesome and I'm actually just a piece of shit.

as in, you measure the side along the top of your dick instead of laying the ruler flat along the top. it's the same measurement as long as you bone press - why would moving the ruler down half an inch make your dick longer?

>press into fat against pubic bone
What why??
You won't need a condom there, it's literally just ego boosting length kek.

Also why does everyone measure LENGTH for condoms????
The only thing that matters is girth, almost all of them are long enough anyway and it will be completely useless if you don't have the right girth??

Eat poo

if u measured urself with no prior knowledge, would you actually think a bone pressed measurement would be better? of course not.

>press into fat against pubic bone
>What why??
to try to more accurately compare fatties and humans. fatties might have a 2 inch thick wall of fat where the ruler starts

Because fat surrounds your dick, so by pressing in to the bone, you find out how long your dick really is without the fat. Otherwise, fat guys with their dick inside their bodies would be screwing with the data.

I love how this thread turned into a debate on the proper way to measure ones dick

>I was blessed with great genes

So you're 6'5 250 lbs 5% bf and 10/10 face? Because if you're not you're considered "meh" and might as well kys/become gay/quit.

because your pelvis curves at the location your penis is attached to. would measuring from your gooch give you a higher measurement?

Memes aside, 5"10 isn't exactly short, unless you're Dutch/Scandinavian or descended from their diasporas in the Anglosphere.

ok I guess im blessed with meh genes. Doesnt really change anything

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>that graph
Just shows that attractiveness has a lot to do with charisma for women.

"Charismatic" guys are tools to be used, and get cucked by chad.

Sure, but that's a ridiculous exaggeration when you're comparing a paltry amount of distance. I doubt the guy was talking about measuring from below his balls. What more likely happened was he wasn't bone pressing, and putting the ruler on the side gave him a more accurate measurement because you don't have as much fat there. Might be a bit longer depending on where he put it but it's not like moving the ruler across your dick is gonna give you an extra two inches like this fucking moron is arguing I mean, you can just take your dick out and measure yourself instead of arguing. Bone pressed over the top should be pretty close to a measurement along the side

What gave it away? Height or dick size or glasses?

>most attractive
>0%

So I guess we really won't ever make it.

dont worry, all it really means is mean message almost every woman , while women are really reserved about who they message

Nah, dating websites are retarded. I've fucked a few women who openly admitted they weren't really attracted to me when we met but wanted to bone anyways after a while for whatever reason. Just learn to cook or something, that shit gets panties wet for some reason

>6'0
>57kg
>hips are 2cm larger than shoulders
>look like a underdeveloped kid
>19yo but i still needs my id to buy alcohol
It could be worse, i guess

>muh genes forced me to browse Veeky Forums and sit in my room all day

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

Interesting. Now show us the men rating men charts.

6.1 almost 6.2
230lbs
Fucking 46 inch ribcage
Slight lisp
18 look age
Contacts
Does handjob count as lost virginity
Highschool dropout

Genes are alright except some weird mental shit

didn't you read the whole thing? It has the men's charts on there

>who openly admit they weren't really attracted to m

I had the same thing happen to me. I was fucking a girl from OKcupid for about a month or so and someone how she let it slip that she didn't think my face was attractive, but she thought it was attractive that I didn't let it hold me back.

The attractiveness of my facial structure has always been rather bizarre. I've always considered myself quite average, but some people consider me very attractive. In middle school I even had a fan club amongst the girls. My social anxiety always gets the better of me though.

they would be exactly the same lmfao

>mental cognition is the only relevant factor to college dropout rate
spotted the college dropout

Are you implying gay guys would be just as shallow? Cause gay guys are notoriously promiscious. You're retarded.

I dont know where you found that implication in what he said...

found the fag

Because he literally asked how do guys rate guys?

found the orbiter

I remember flirting with a qt lanklet redhead last semester who was in my study group for one of my classes (I'm 5'3, she was at least half a foot taller than me). I felt like we were kinda hitting it off, so after a couple weeks I asked her out for drinks; had a nice night, fucking amazing sex since she was batshit insane and kinky. Fucked her a few times but unfortunately she was transferring for spring so we didn't bother starting a relationship. Anyways, one night when we were just giving each other shit she told me that she didn't really think anything of me in class, but thought it was "hot" that I had the balls to ask her out and for some reason that was a major turn on. Always found that amusing, although I think it's a lot more common for girls to give dudes a shot than incels on here would believe.

>she was at least half a foot taller than me

I've had 9 girls during middle and high school tell me that they used to have a crush on me. In none of the cases did I ever see any signs, even looking back after the fact. I think I'm destined to be a social retard. I've got a qt3.14 that I'm engaged to, so I guess it all worked out.

>192cm
>17cm benis
>dirty blond hair
>blue eyes
it's the best when I go to non-white majority countries, people look at me like im some sort of god.

you've been memed to oblivion friend

How's the weather down there?

>things that never happened

I wish they had. I could have been a Chad.

wish they hadn't*

Mate I'm 5'6 and regularly have sex (always with womanlets), you should undoubtedly kys

you have sex. But will you have kids? I mean your own kids

Lmao well I hope so one day, just gotta hope my son doesnt come out looking like the milkman

>legitimized cuckoldry

this is where at least 70% of Veeky Forums is heading to, so many guys here are oblivious to how little women think of them

>seriously considering walking out on here
Looks like he did learn desu, fuck that cunt

he should be grateful that she married him in the first place. Of course no one's gonna want kids with 5'4 (approaching midget territory) guy. If I were him I wouldnt impregnate girl myself because I wouldnt want my kids to suffer manlet fate. He should just accept it

I didn't read the whole thing. Now I have. Also,
>implying I was implying

Men are truly based.

You being the exception.

>If I were him I wouldnt impregnate girl myself because I wouldnt want my kids to suffer manlet fate
Spending too much time on Veeky Forums there buddy

im not talking about 5'10. That dude is 5'4. Would you want your son to be 5'4? Height of a 12yo girl?

yea dude, taking memes way too fucking seriously at this point. hope you grow up one day bro

There's no difference between 5'10 and 5'4

>you can't ever have children unless you're 100% sure your son will be absolutely perfect
How underage are you? I usually don't take this shit seriously but this is probably the most pathetic and sad post I've read on here in a while. I sincerely hope no one is unfortunate enough to have a fuckup faggot like you as a father

You're just week mentally. My frame sucks, I also have pectus, I'm barely taller than you at 6'0", I started at a lower weight than you and yet skinnyfat after following a destructive diet and yet now I look good enough to attract comments.

So accept it's just you being a weakling mentally. Because I can tell you even with absolute shit genetics like mine you can make it in the eyes of the nonlifting population.

Why the fuck would anyone in their right mind have genetically inferior kids? So they will be bullied and frustrated like we have? It's a fact that unless you're in the top 7% of men you're ugly.

>unironically using a phrase like "genetically inferior"

>all genes are the same

Guess you're gonna take a trip with your wife down to the sperm bank and pick only the most genetically gifted sperm from the most genetically perfect men then right? Might be kind of difficult considering our understanding of the human genome is still extremely limited and our knowledge of critical markers like anything relating to the immune system is only rudimentary, but hey you sound like an expert in the field. Fucking incel cucks, stop spending all day on Veeky Forums and try actually talking to another human

>coping this desperately

>not taking your own advice and inseminating your wife with the perfect male sperm