MMO Boss so powerful it takes at least 6-7 players to take down

>MMO Boss so powerful it takes at least 6-7 players to take down

>Boss fight where you defeat the boss to a quarter of the lifebar and they return to full health as a stronger version

>the games learning curve is all fucked up and it's really hard at first but once youve got the hang of it you finish it in an hour

Napoleon was glorious, france was glorious, only Russia, Portugal and England resisted

>griefer joins with his clan members and teamkills everyone until they're banned off the server

>Nazi Germany
>stronger
Just no. They lasted a bit longer but that's because they had one real front to fight on for the most of war, and they decided to fight till the end.
Imperial Germany surrendered once their army was defeated, and they fought 3 great powers from the start, knocking out Russia, and remained a huge threat even in 1918.
And they did this with A-H, that was more a liability than a real ally.

>starts a new faction and forces everyone to quit when he gets bored

>that guy that dumps all stats except luck

>puts everything into intelligence stat

>Has high armor for it's starting region, but is easily wiped by higher tier players or special items

Retard.
Fuck off.

Mixes charisma and intelligence

That’s only because you get two (2) god weapons at the end of the game. Ruined it for me.

>the final aeon is a god weapon
No

>the naturally skilled player that everyone talks shit about despite being objectively the best

>that guy who pvps naked with starter equipment and still wins against noskill players in full epics

>When they reuse the same MMO boss in every expansion

HAX

>when it seems obvious the player hacked the MMO

>that guy who who has Elder-God tier weapons, max buffed defense, an endless supply of potions and the largest team on the server by far
>still get humiliated by a small band of rag tag, poorly armed band of brothers

what an incredible painting

More like he finished all the easy dungeons while everyone else was busy with the hard ones

Pretty impressive actually

>t. madfrog

>let everything go
>the countries that gain freedom proceed to starve themselves and commit the greatest sin in human history of sex slave trafficking
Pottery. Truely if anything is to be learned from the last 2000 years its that Monarchs are the way to govern.

>when you nearly wipe because your raid leader told you to farm all the friendly npcs for easy loot and then you get swarmed by mobs

>when you play on casual mode

>one of the oldest guilds on the server and always talks shit but hasn't even cleared the second raid boss and ends up disbanding

>when your MMO is bought by EA

>that player who ignores the meta and insists he can win because he's "better"

>your party nearly gets wiped out by a larger team
>you level up to Super Saiyan 1 and manage to defeat the enemy
>remnants of enemy teams up with an even larger team, boss level: DEMONIC
>politically outmaneuver them and form a coalition of other parties to take down the new enemy
>Level up to SS2 and completely mindbreak them
>spend the rest of the game harvesting rare item drops and potions from their territory

What's his endgame?

>get banned from favourite server
>write PDF discussing meta game in massive detail in hopes of rejoining server by proving how well you understand the game
>get accused of cheating and die
>

>that one 14 year old troll on the serve you keep around because lowkey its funny to watch him fuck with people you don't like but one day you log on and he put TNT in your autismfort so you chimp out and spawn camp him for the next 15 years refusing to leave because of your wounded pride

Was it autism?

>when the nazi mod gets banned and redditors take over the board afterwards

Napoleon was an rpg protag that got the bad ending, there was a cutscene of the duchy of warsaw and kingdom of italy being dissolved, paris being occupied, his wife cucking him and he dies alone, and then his doctor chops his dick off where it ends up as a curio

kek

I want to see the best ending when he manages to collect all three umbilical cords and ascends to godhood

Who is this man?

Not that smart if he got exiled for misinterpreting the Oracle's command

I had a hearty chuckle
Have a (You)

>rage quits after they "tie"
haha lmao

Imperial Germany was definitely stronger than Nazi Germany

>When you let your autistic brother play for a few hours despite not grasping the basic concepts but your happy hes smiling and having fun

>that guy who comes into a close match late and wants all the credit for the victory.

You should probably read his masterpiece, "A Pickle for the Knowing Ones"

wow u rly showed him

fucking lol

SS3

>those guys who ditch the raid to travel forward 90 years and save a heavily pregnant jewish girl from a concentration camp

Okay, I'd watch that anime

Kek

I had very loud chuckle which disturbed my dog

>implying Napoleon was actually a threat to Britain and Russia
Just because there's more on one side doesn't mean that is what's required

>Be French in the XXth century
>Turn off PvP mode

>that guy who blatantly cheated but nobody reported him

>that guy who actually helps new players get started on the server, but eventually is backstabbed and everyone misses him

>that autistic girl that joined the server and all the guys fauned over, only for her to lose interest in the game and leave forever

...

>when all the top guilds join forces to attack you so you spam reports on the leaders until one of them gets banned

>when you rush back in after the respawn but forget to set up your character properly and pick up your equipment

>that guy who got himself run out of every guild on the server because he can't stop trolling people

>the oblivious autist who complains that the earlier version was better
>refuses to updates or change strategies and plays as if still playing the earlier version
>gets assblasted when everyone else is beating him at the game.

>spawns in strange place due to glitch
>spend no time leveling up or exploring the map
>absolutely annihalated by first moderately strong raid.
>quits game

that's obviously henry ii for autist tho

with the spanish navy he was a threat
still amazes me spain didnt beat portugal in that war so france declares war on spain

>when the devs release a massive patch that reworks the entire "religion" mechanic and suddenly every priest-class in the "Christian" faction becomes OP

how long does it take for copper to go this nice rust colour

>The player who joined the server with his GF and then ditched her for a online GF, 6 times.

>when everyone waits until they're at max economy to attack each other and have to grind it out until everyone gets sick of it
>then right as you're about to win the other guy quits
>then he suddenly attacks you again after he built up an army again in the corner of the map

The Napoleonic Wars were not beta tested. The devs should be hanged in the streets.

This is why the Louisiana server is so shit.

>when you blog about your experiences as guild leader and then your blog catches on

>The one guild that keeps expanding despite hardly ever going to war, though diplomatically annexing other guilds.

>Guild that is completely comprised of fresh starts that somehow win after learning an exploit with some pots and mud.

Problem was that in naval terms, Napoleon was too far behind Britain even with the spanish navy, technologically and in size.
While brits like to laud Nelson for his victory at Trafalgar to be a great tactical victory, it can mostly be put down to superior cannon technology (greater range)

When you try to reach the high-level farming zone through a shortcut but instead stumble upon an easter egg

When you get bored because your guild is already the most powerful on your server so you switch to another one with your guildmates.

Retard pls
Britain alone could never have done shit to Napoleon
And no, being deprived interactions with the only relevant continent on Earth at the time didn't satisfy Britain, so although they didn't risk invasion, they still NEEDED for their OWN well-being that the allies take care of Napoleon

When you got shit starting stats so you hack the game

Top kek

Continental system failed as soon as it started

>Just because there's more on one side doesn't mean that is what's required

Well, when despite the fact there are several great powers waging total war against one nation it still take two fucking decades to defeat it, I'm willing to bet that every single force on the most numerous side was indeed required

It still left Britain isolated diplomatically and economically, which wouldn't be tolerable for them on the long term
Britain needed Napoleon to go, for its own survival as a great power

When i say it failed i mean it literally didn't work. Most countries ignored it and smuggling was too easy

>that guy that zerg rushed to win

>It still left Britain isolated diplomatically and economically
It did no such thing. It hurt the economy of France and its allies/vassals more than it hurt Britain. In other words, it did the exact opposite of what it was supposed to do.

>That guy on your team who keeps asking you to send him more resources

>When you're about to win but your teammate bombs a neutral superpower.

>Germany
>About to win
They lost as soon as they invaded the USSR

>the guy who senslessly sacrifices himself
>eventually realize it was for the good of the team after bizarre tactic explained at length
>takes three days to respawn then quits server

Why do people here always exaggerate about everything.....
Tard learns that the Continent Bloackade wasn't 100% perfectly working, and turns it into "it was 0% working, it basocally didn't exist lol"

The Continental Blockade didn't work perfectly, but claiming it was like it didn't exist at all is retarded

Trading with Britain was officially forbidden (although a few guys still secretly did it) which resulted in British trade with Europe being greatly reduced
>The System had mixed effects on British trade, with British exports to the Continent falling to 55% compared to pre-1806 levels.

Britain increased trade with the rest of the world to counter it, but as I said, being isolated from the one relevant continent on Earth at the time couldn't be good for Britain on the long run

I chucked a heart and then the dog ate it.
Fuck you.

>doesn't know what's zerg rushing

kys

>couldn't be good for Britain on the long run
In the long run the three richest countries are outside Europe.
Britain had more to gain outside Europe than in Europe.

is this what /pol/ belives?

>Britain had more to gain outside Europe than in Europe.

Wrong, all they had to gain was an empire of dirt
In the 19th century, Europe was the heart of the world
Every important inventions and events happened there

>the antagonist's right hand man is scarier than him

USA is the richest country in the world. In 1800 until 1840 China was the richest, before that it was India.
Only thing to gain from Europe is war