Wait, 3 inch isn't the average?

I would rather have a chode

>penis is maybe, maybe two inches when flaccid
>is 8 and 3/4 when 100% erect

I'd take an inch off my dick for another inch when flaccid.

Here's a pill that will help you unlike pol, woman can't tell the difference between 5inch and 7inchs. It's how you act that makes the difference. If you make her think your thicc in the sack her brain will imagine it

I mean usually the girl would see your dick before sex though so uhhhh

Will she have a ruler with her? Not really just do some for play and let it drop little by little that all the girls you've slept with say your amazing in the sack

>"wow user, your dick looks so big when flaccid but so tiny when erect, what a turnoff"

I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

>tfw 7" long and 5.5" around and STILL feel inadequate

I hate my dick that I perceive as little

6,5" long and 5,5" around, never had complaints

Me either, in fact the opposite, but porn has fucked with my head

well there's your problem

>5.5 long and 4.5 around

i fuckinghate both of you

is this how manlets feel all the time?

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>8in dick with a pretty big girth
>Only had sex with prostitutes
>They always compliment my size
>Almost always have to go real slow and not too deep
>because i have to go real slow i can never finish inside them

Please tell me this is because they are turned off.

are you fat? if so lose weight and make dick gains

Fuck that. You are paying. Go as deep and as fast as you want.

>a guy at work loves to do hookers and has a big dick
>one of the hookers sees it and goes nope
>suddenly all of the hoes dont want his business
Its because if you tear their vajayjay you rekt their only source of income, silly

I tried going balls deep with the last hooker i visited but unfortunately i almost made her cry.
I tried to warm her up by eating her out for a bit but she couldn't take it at all. At least she gave me back $100.

How do I measure?

If I just measure from the base it's 5.3, but if I press the ruler to the bone it comes out to 6.2

Measure from the pubic bone. Also make sure you're standing up and holding your dick perpendicular to your body.

Just b urselves

So i can actually say it's 6.2?

With all the porn I watch I feel like my dick is tiny as fuck

tfw escortcel babydick 5 inch 20th percentiler

sizemeup.info

>prostitutes
Jesus Veeky Forums is getting sadder

>eating a hooker out

can you even give hard and fast strokes without it falling out with anything less than 6-7 inches honestly

>literal coke can

What the fuck is wrong with you bro, why the fuck are you giving some disease ridden harlot the natty lickaroo

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Elliot? Have you returned?

I Know i fucked up but i really wanted to fuck her so bad (cute 20 something latina). I think she wanted it too since she did look kinda disappointed when i stopped.

You literally paid her, all you had to do was fuck her without feeling bad. Shit, I'm about 7.5in and I used to hurt both my exes even after making them cum from foreplay. Didn't stop me and I was in a relationship. Next time just have her keep her knees together in doggy, that at least mitigated the pain for my girls.

Also, just fuck the hooker you idiot, it's her job. Everyone has tough days at work

So i should have just raped her then?
I was maybe 2inches in during doggy and she kept pulling away. She was tense as fuck and was gripping my arm pretty hard. I need to find a girl that can take it which i thought would be easy since tons of girls in porn can take huge dicks without a problem but i guess that isnt the case.

Just fuck a black chick, their vaginas are endless in length

standing up im just under 3 erect.

i dont enjoy life much.

You can't be serious

i lost 200lbs and the loose skin sags down and engulfs it almost entirely.

insurance doesnt cover skin removal and i dont have an extra $20k

Boner length is measured pressed against the pelvic bone. Try again.

That sounds like cheating otherwise I'm 7.5"

It's not cheating. That is how you measure a dick (no homo). This is the universal method for studies / research.

>I'm 7.5"
>top 99.83%
If true grats, but I have e-stat doubts.

Lol bullshit but in case one of these is real, the only thing that matters is usable length. If loose skin is cover a few inches but it doesn't get in the way of sex, then you don't have a 3 inch dick. Though I doubt anyone is turned on by all that loose skin. :( Sorry breh, keep saving for the surgery!

4 inch girth master race reporting in

3 inch what? Lifts for manlets?
But if you're talking about dicks then I wouldn't know, I'm 7.75x5.75 at 5'9" and 180lbs.

>tfw kinda virgin
>always thought my dick was a little below average
>decide to measure it
>7L 6G holy shit not what I thought
>sizemeup recs MAGNUM XL
>never put on a condom
Should I go buy some and try them on? Id be pretty fucking yoked to see i have a magnum in my pants. Keep in mind Im brutally poor college student meme and I cant afford them, but I buy a lot of stuff I can't afford.
>2x kombucha a week
I h8 myself
(and need help) -for my brain

Quid pro quo you dense mother fucker, it would be rape. Again, you literally paid for it

Bump

>This is very unsettling.