What's your food weakness Veeky Forums? Have you been able to overcome your kryptonite?

Anything? Reese's Feces?

Chocolate, specifically Cadburys Dairy Milk. I work nights and succumbed to the darkness and had 3 big bars last night, I'm water fasting now to repent for my sins.

>in-n-out
>not p. terry's
It's criminal that PT's is only in Austin.

i pass three separate taco bell locations on my way home from work every day, i have to white knuckle grip the steering wheel and force myself not to pull over for a steak quesadilla drenched in fire sauce and a baja blast

i love eating pussy. butt, too.

same user.
i eat peanut butter by the spoonful all the time, it's no longer a health food with the sheer amount of peanutbutter I can go through.

t. peanut butter addict

cakes and shit, but simple cakes, not the ones layered with icing or cream

yes.

lay off the fuckin cheeseburgers already Randy

Pizza, but now I just make my own and it comes out much healthier than anything you can buy in a store or restaurant

I'd it if I could my man, don't exist in my neck of the world
I'm gonna give you two cheeseburgers and two fries to fuck off.

Frozen pizzas, specifically Jack's. I used to eat one every day when I was a fatass.

I make small cauliflower pizza crusts and keep them in the freezer when I'm drinking and crave pizza, and it just barely gets me by. I can't keep frozen pizzas in my house ever

asshole, Jack's been asking everyone why his pizzas keep disappearing. it was you all along? i'm fucking telling him bro, i don't care.

2 minute noodles.

hey, that's what your wife and i call you

Do you have a PBA sponsor?

At a dark time in my life, I blacked out snorting PB2 lines off the asscrack of a latina whore.

Heh

lynchburg lemonades and just about anything with gin in it

i'm in no way an alkie, but a few drinks come the weekend and occasionally getting hammered when there's a party, together with the effect on appetite, adds up to quite a few calories

My food weakness is: nothing. I would be quite happy to eat nothing all the time.

Chips man, my weakness is chips. i love that salty crunchiness. i used to go through a whole bag in a sitting without even thinking.

Except i don't have a wife and have lasted no minuets.

Tell that faggot totino to start upping his quality then.

I avidly avoid places which have Mexican restaurants specifically because of these fucking things.

I've been having cravings lately.
I can literally taste it in my mouth sometimes.

pizza, dominos meatlover/pepperoni.

Interesting how most of the responses have been about savory cravings. I suppose it's like a male to reach for the savory as opposed to sweet.

Any fast food.

When mom comes home from work and she has fast food, I lose all willpower.

That fucking enabling, sabotaging bitch.

Milkshakes man... milkshakes.

pretty much anything nestle

these are fucking pornographic.
any brisbanefags know a good burger joint??? fuck maccas and hjs, can't get anything like these

Aussie?

go to Chicago, deep dish is primo stuff. you wont regret it.
actually, forgot what board i was on. Don't, you'll get hooked.

Texan, here, so not true Chicago pizza, but hey, went to a local pizza place that served some deep dish pizza anyway lol. Shit'll change your life, man, just try not to get hooked lol

Brisbane has no good burger places bro, better off just going to a nice grill'd.

Panettone

fucking Pizza...
The same here, atleast once a week..
I mostly fast 24/24 the next day

Grill'd is fucking shit. Watery water retaining vegetables. Bland waterbomb of a beef patty that literally tastes like a sponge that soaked up water. But to make sure you're not getting too much water, the bun is some crappy crusty flake bread like *gag* ciabatta.

As a Melburnian, I apologize that Grill'd and Lord of the Fries have infested your state and not things like Huxtaburger or 8-bit.

>OMG Samsies!
>This skeleton faggot
>Samsies!
>faggot

Ben and Jerrys knock offs and pizza. Doing ent IF atm and cutting, still eat them once a week or every other week, still lose around 1-1.5kg a week.

Pizza for sure. Used to get it once a week from this local place with amazing pizza for really cheap but, they went out of business.

Haven't had a slice in close to a year.

Corn dogs. If I see a sign for corn dogs, or box of corn dogs somewhere, I instantly get hungry and start craving them. Having just one isn't so bad, but they're never filling and I wind up eating like 3 at a time

Aldi?

Ja mein Neger.

Specifically stuffed crust cheese pizza. The closest Pizza Hut closed down, though. It was about a 20 minute drive, with the next closest being 30 minutes, which is just too far even though it was only a couple times a month. I could eat one and a half of them in one sitting. No one else around me does stuffed crust and the frozen ones just aren't the same.

fucking biscuits man
if I had an unlimited supply I'd be dead by now

Fucking booze.

I've cut it out on weekdays which is easy but fucking hell, what do non drinkers do on weekends?!

I'd save myself an easy 4000 calories in booze alone if I could abstain on the weekends.

That doesn't even account for drunk munchies

Help

Mmmmmm sea salt and cracked pepper kettle cooked chips

>biscuits
>posts cookies
When will bonglanders learn? Pic related is biscuits and is my weakness. I avoid it by eating breakfast in every morning.

scones

(((nestle)))

good goyim, keep eating the fatties and support israhell!

Same here.
I'm definitely an alcoholic.
I think my all time high was just over half a handle of whisky.
Going to cut it out for a while here its too expensive and taxing on my health.

crunchy salty foods, pic related

Cheesy gordita crunch bro

when you get in better shape sweets start becoming more sickening at least for me

Them $5 boxes are too good

P. Terry's is just as overrated and shitty as In-N-Out. Go to Hopdoddy's if you want a real hamburger, but you know what, fuck that, the best burgers are the ones you make yourself.

Literally the hardest thing to resist. This and grapes.

So you have a hard time keeping yourself from putting banana and grapes in your mouth?

This is a scone. Biscuits are savory and soft. Scones are sweet and hard.

>nanner pudding
If it's homemade, I'm compelled to eat it. It would be rude if I didn't. D-definitely not a failing of willpower. If it's store bought I can resist with ease.

These along with trolli are all my weaknesses, i'm vulnerable from all directions

No shit Hopdoddy is better you dumb nigger, its 3x as expensive.

Banana cream, and grapes. Get it right daddy. ; )

if cookies are biscuits in britan then what do you guys call cookies? dildos?

>walk into sex store, "Hi yes, I would like to purchase one big black cookie please" - sex store worker hands creep a bbc dildo

pancakes. with lots of jam and syrup.

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I eat these everyday they're goat

There are 2 taco bells within a two mile radius of my house, damn near impossible not to cop a crunchwrap supreme meal with a baja blast with a beefy nacho loaded griller loaded with fire sauce. Salivating thinking about it.

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I have a hard time keeping bananas out of my ass

Pic related. Fortunately, the closest Carl's is 40 miles away and I rarely have any reason to go to that city, so I eat maybe one or two of these a year.

I know almonds can be a good snack, but if I leave pic related on my desk, I can easily eat the whole thing in a day. 1,020 calories in that can.

>that pic

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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~627kcal breakfast
Um, no thanks.

it's for people bulking, not fatties like you who can't put their fork down

It sucks that TB has basically the most calories of any fast food. I got 2 of those $1 potato grillers. They are the size of two small cigars. Each has 500 calories. Everything on the menu is basically 500 calories. Unless you are getting like two small menu items, you can't eat remotely healthy there.

Literally any Mexican food because I live in SoCal. Especially carne asada fries.

noice where in socal, im 909 over here we should meet up and suck each others dicks while i pour salsa de verde in your gaping asshole

i am so fucking jealous

714. 909 plz no bully.

Bread and butter pickles
> so much sodium
> empty calories
> I will eat a whole jar at once because I can't stop, then I'll drink the juice

dried fruit. contains loads of sugar and fucks up my ibs but I love it

I go to the gym in Slover and Sierra the 24 hr fitness

Pizza
Specifically white pizza and panner pizza.
Bakery made doughnuts
Cinnamon rolls

Anything not on that list I can ignore or eat in moderation. But that stuff I will order the largest amount and tear into over a weekend.

and I was raised in yorba linda too lol

Maybe just me but I make it a habbit to only eat junk food that is fancy/gorumet shit. So for sweets it is hard to find a place that hits that compared to say a resteraunt quality pizza.

Also it is hard to down a fully decked out sunday when you know it has your weekly calorie intake. Or any food really when you start looking it all up.

The Salt n Vinager flavor is my weekend cheat treat. Shits better than chips.

Any reasonable quality tequila