Lifting weights

>Lifting weights

How could anyone fall for such a time consuming meme?

You are right. People who don't train in any art are wasting their time. I love mma

>3-4 hours a week

Alright fags, I'm going all in with the MMA thing. im sick and tired of having absolutely no use for my strength and conditioning. my schedule will look like this:

Monday, wednesday: BJJ
Tuesday, thursday: sambo
friday: boxing
saturday: wrestling

im planning on doing this for at least 6 months-1 year before going into my first fight. wish me luck.

Just go pick a fight outside a bar if you want to do something stupid with your gains

>t. cletus trailertrash mcwhitenigger

>fighting is only acceptable in extremely controlled environment with certain rules and referees to break things up if things get out of hand
Pussy

My bet is that if you had invested the time you spent shitposting in a gym, you'd be Mr. Olympia.

I bet you wouldn't say that in my guard, pussy

youre talking about going and fighting people for absolutely no reason at all, which sounds pretty nigger tier to me senpai. good luck in life though

>time consuming meme
It takes me 60 mins a week.

this isn't grade school anymore. You're probably one of those people who thinks high school was their prime time

My bet is that you're too scared to say something like that IRL and you spend too much time cosplaying like a fighter in MMORPGs

>tfw only time your next to a girl's pussy is when you are in their guard, pussy

Why don't you stick to 1 art instead of being bad at a bunch of them?

>People who practice combat sports do absolutely no strength training

Great analysis

because thats counter-productive to what my goals are. just because you failed doesnt mean you should try to discourage me

This. Specialisation of human labour is literally a 270 year old idea à la Adam Smith. Pick one, stick to it. Boxing would be the best and most useful imo.

Then you're just retarded.

are you planning on training all day or something? Its not going to be easy, especially if you only train for like 2-3 hours a day.

and youre just a sore loser. have fun with your tai chi or aikido or whatever you pussies do

Is your goal to have partial knowledge of a lot of things?

Any single one of those is like learning how to play the piano in the sense that you ought to do it at least 4 times a week for at least an hour to see improvement. You'd probably stay a BJJ white belt for two (2) fucking YEARS doing it twice a week.

there is a reason why all mma fighters has a background in one combat sport...

yeah really,who could fall for such a meme ?

>getting hard while holding hot girls legs and neck in muay thai

how the fuck one doesn't get hard rolling on the floor in bjj with a hot girl?

>stay a bjj white belt for two (2) fucking YEARS doing it twice a week
That's standard you slobbering retard

Tfw I do 3-4 hours a day

by telling yourself you probably won't have a chance with her.

>tfw you pop a stiffy trying to buck off the hot bjj brown belt from reverse mount, pussy

>You'd probably stay a BJJ white belt for two (2) fucking YEARS doing it twice a week.
I trained every second day, did Judo on top of that, finished on stage in every tournament I took part in as a white belt, and it still took me two years. Two years is pretty normal.

Maybe standard for a slobbering retard. I bet you think that people should stay a blue belt for 5 years.

you in grade school? I can't imagine anyone with a job or in college doing this.

Nope, just a NEET. I have alot of time on my hands, but that was a joke. Realistically I'm at the gym in between 1 and 2 hours

>tfw both you and hot bjj girl get really grabby and sweaty and you pop a boner when you two are in north south position, pussy

right in the feels

Wat. College was the most free time in my entire life.

Here's your (you)

>tfw the hit bjj girl is in my guard and pops a red rocket, pussy

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No more time consuming than going to a BJJ class, or anything else.
As long as it makes you happy and helps your health, go for it.

An actual modicum of self-control, I suppose.

>breaking your chicken legs because you're a calflet

How could anyone be such a dyel?

>being the chosen one and then losing on a technicality in your comeback fight after beating the GOAT twice

How could anyone be such a meme?

Just do boxing, no need to do more then one art, and boxing the best of them all. Also fights are easier then you think, after 1 month and 1-2 spars you should win most fights against average joes within the first couple hits.

picture your grandmothers colon

>learning martial arts

how could anyone fall for such a time consuming meme?

Can't really tell your dick how to feel m8. I just wear good spandex and adjust properly.

Don't listen to the dumbasses ITT. If you want to do MMA look for an MMA gym. If the training there is not enough for you in some front add to it. For example during my second year of MMA I also went to a BJJ place because I felt I advanced my ground game too slowly compared to my striking.
Good luck user.

>Calls martial arts a meme
>Posts a meme

Here is the true king of self defense.

Master of none lel

if you want to protect yourself you learn how to use a gun and talkundo to end fights before they happen. If you are in a country with high delinquency and without the possibility to use weapons, go to a better country, lol

Hi. Martial arts fag here. After a year of this, you will be absolutely horrible at all of them. Three years, even. If you pick one and go all in, you will actually be just bad after a year and halfway decent after three. Yes, progress is that slow, especially at something as tough as BJJ.