>locked my mother out of my apartment because she was visiting for the week and kept making me eat sugary foods and too many calories >she has been outside the door crying for like 4 hours and won't get the message and fuck off >came home from work and she was making a fucking giant lasagna >like enough for 16 people >'we will have half each user, and then half a cheesecake each yummy' >see the cheesecake defrosting on the counter >just snapped >this week I have eaten 13,000 calories in 3 days >took the lasagna from the oven and threw it in the sink >yelled at her and called her a fat bitch >tried to pick up the cheesecake to ram into her face >accidentally grab into the middle of the cake and get cheesecake all over my hand >look at my mother and shout 'NOW I HAVE OBESE SUGAR PALMS' >grab her and throw her out, shout something about calories >lock the door
Its not my fault. I am sick of fatties and their food.
Well thanks, even though this didn't happen it made me sad
Jeremiah Foster
Sperg. Nothing good will ever come from contempt to your own family, no matter how degenerated they are.
Get a hold of yourself, do you think what you did is normal?
Carter Johnson
burn your apartment down the next time she leaves.
Bentley Flores
Dude just eat the food and work out everyday. Mom just wants you to eat. Take Enhanced Athletes Slin. All the carbs will go to your muscles.
Jayden Collins
just roid bro, you'll be fine with the extra carbs, also throw up after eating this shit and eat real food like chicken white rice and brocoli
Grayson Anderson
Gotta eat big to get big.
Just enjoy the food while your mother is visiting.
Christian Robinson
Fucking asshole. Go apologize to her. Thats not the fucking way to solve it.
You piece of shit
Adam Rivera
im pretty sure this didnt happen but if it did you are a horrible person and i want to hug your poor mother
Benjamin Nguyen
Lolol I can just picture your fatty mom. Fuckin cunt tell her go back to where she came from stop trying to ruin us
Jaxson Thomas
lmao this didnt happen but i still found it funny
if it did happen, i'll have you know that your mother isn't strong enough to overpower you, strap you down and force you to eat food to avoid physical punishment. no one is forcing you to eat but yourself.
Jordan Rivera
>Mom lockout Good form, son.
Jaxson Martin
>tfw mom never made me gains food >mom never made yummy things hoping to make me happy and full
I know this never really happened user, but it makes me mad nonetheless. Just thank her for being a good mom and put it in the fridge for later. Shes not forcing you to eat big portions you piece of shit.
David Bennett
Assuming this isn't pasta you are made of the purest elemental autism. I'm not even trying to make a clever joke. Seriously. You are wrong in the head.
Hunter Hughes
What if you're actually anorexic with extreme body dysmorphia and your mother is just trying to help? youtu.be/asLg8-pv_hg?t=172
Jaxson Flores
I support you OP. When I was losing weight from 400+ to low 200s, my mother was always trying to sabotage me.
Dylan Morales
Goddamn that ep fucked with my head. Was fucking brilliant.
Joshua Price
I'm going to go call my mom
Tyler Long
You did well user. Fuck that fat bitch. I hate my stupid whore mom too.
