How many eggs have you consumed today, faggot?

how many eggs have you consumed today, faggot?

1 medium boiled with my toast.

Just 4

Yo, this guy's gull is fucked..

Just three eggs. Weak as fuck

36 Hard boiled Egg Whites and 2 multi-vitamins

There is a 100% chance he puked the lot up as soon as the camera stopped rolling, human digestive systems weren't made to handle that kind of abuse

7 every morning.

I eat three.

I can't eat raw egg whites without thinking of semen

why would you ever eat egg whites raw you degenerate?

same tres huevos

to think of semen, didn't you read my post

When i was a lad i ate four dozen eggs Ev'ry morning to help me get large
And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge!

four

J-just two. Am I gonna make it, Veeky Forums?

6 and just had some chicken tornados wrapped with bacon

0. Enjoy your heart attacks egg-fags.

You mean you don't wank your morning wood daily and eat breakfast semen straight from the source?

1 egg = 5 cigarettes

0 as usual

noooooo ones

Yes. Egg isn't only source of protein. I am dieting rn though so 2 eggs is all I'm allowed to eat. gotta get rid of that belly fyat.

22

not even close

H I G H C O L E S T E R A L

> (You)
>not even close
Nice dubbydubbs fgt

Literally me. Keep on, brother.

just had six for dinner. usually have 9-12 for breakfast if i eat them

None. I don't like them.

Europe now has an egg and butter shortage.

How is that socialism working out for you?

I'm still not sure whether eating eggs is bad or good for you. I ate 3 today

YOU

GET
THE
FUCK
OUT

what the fuck, they're the same price as they have been for years.
Am I getting memed again on an american cheese-carving fiesta?

How many eggs would you say is healthy for someone trying to eat less than 1500 calories a day?

Just 1 or 2 in the morning? an egg is less than 200 calories last time i checked, but would eating 2 eggs every day fuck your cholesterol if you do it long enough?

none
but after work i will eat 6

Zero eggs but like 5 cigarettes maybe

ask your doctor if you're actually concerned, don't ask the anonymous fucks on here. you dont wanna take advice from a skinnyfat pajeet who thinks he knows what he's talking about

>skinnyfat pajeet who thinks he knows what he's talking about
That's literally all doctors nowadays

google serum cholesterol and dietary cholesterol

eating that amount of eggs every single day won't clog your arteries

dietary cholesterol does increase serum cholesterol
don't even try to post that one meme study from the 50's, there are 100s of studies that prove animal products will fuck you up hard, especially eggs

>consume 2-3 eggs + 2 cans of sardines daily
>get bloods done
>my cholesterol is incredible

Eat a dick vegans

Post your numbers

...

oh you just wait dear child, you're going to develop atherosclerosis eventually

>atherosclerosis

???

I don't smoke, I routinely have slightly subnormal blood pressure and my cholesterol is in good range. I get plenty of omega 3 & fish oil from my food sources rather than supplements so my blood is all lubed up and ready to fuck

It may or may not. It will increase your risk though.

Nice, looks like genetics were kind to you. Now all you have to worry about is lethal prostate cancer.

tfw learned how to make blender hollandaise

breakfast has been revolutionaized

Wtf u talkin' bout niggu? Eggs and butter are cheaper and of higher quality than American trash.

>I took the bait.

Grow up on a farm, been eating at least 5 eggs (sometimes more) daily my whole life, I'm 26 now.

you wont live past 55 if you continue with your bad dietary habits my carnist dude

> 2017
> Not doing GOEAD

Not making it

kill yourself

5 every day for breakfast

Fit as gaston
No one lifts like gaston
No one's wrist's as incredibly big as Gaston's

2, I'm a skele pussy that hates the taste of them.

none
even makes your blood smell like egg

3 - 5 almost every day for breakfast.

>mfw i've not consumed any eggs ever

Stop talking like a nigger

Gay

I have 10 whole eggs a day

why would i want to eat chicken fetus

R E T A R D

2 (two)

Thats really gay user, I can eat a whole pack of raw eggs if needed.

why would that ever be needed?

rlly? (really?)

it's not fetus it's ovule, you stupid vegan

still fucking gross would you eat your girlfriends period?

>I have literally never taken a biology class
Go drink some raw bleach

cool story, take that as a no then.

You're such a fucking snowflake. I hunt and peel off my own food, I'm not afraid of some stupid eggs

kek

so you would then?

>comparing periods to eggs

periods taste disgusting and don't have protein, eggs taste delicious and have a lot of protein.

anybody still have the screencap of the 50 egg man?

are you sure periods dont taste good or have protein?

Eggwhites don't have any cholesterol

I had taramasalata so probably quite a few cod eggs

I'm dieting but I eat 6 every morning. They're only like 90kcals each

It's perfectly fine. Eggs yolks are one of the most nutrient-filled foods around.
Anyone who things dietary cholesterol is bad needs to get out of the 70's and look at recent studies

A large egg is about 90 kcals so you're fine. Also dietary cholesterol is just fine. Same thing with sodium.
People got they're diet knowledge really fucked around the 1950's because
of poorly ran studies and sugar companies paying off scientists.
Before calling bs look into it, the WHO was about to publish articles about how bad sugar was but the sugar company lobbies were some of the biggest supporters.

Shit forgot to buy eggs. What should i eat as breakfast. Maybe 2 salads today? Breakfast and lunch?

How many eggs, you ask?
0
>cholesterol
>saturated fat
>animal protein
>vector for diseases like bird flu and salmonella
No, thanks.
Next!

Total 109

Incredible

The sale way not being obese is incredible in america

5

Just got some egg white protein powder. Any ideas of what to do with it? considering making some sort of protein bar.

Zero. Eggs in my country are contaminated with fipronil, a product used to combat lice

Ancestors have eaten eggs for hundreds if not thousands of years but someone from the huffington post said it's bad for you so better stop eating them.