Weird thing

I put a pen for a size comparison
Is it dangerous

Actually I think it's just a blackhead now. Pic of where you pulled it out?

No not dangerous but you should disinfect the area it was pulled from to prevent infection as it looks as if you bled a bit.

Thanks for the advice my friend, glad to know it's nothing to serious

Go to the doctor, you could legitimatelly die if it would be something like stafylococcus

congratulations, you're a father

Probs just a piece of meat that's fallen into your belly button and merged with the hairs growing in there. Happens to me every now and then so no need to worry.

Kek.

Nice try OP, that's just some italian deli meat with hair stuck on it

it's the thing Neo had when he was in the matrix, get out of there OP pick up the phone asap

>230 pounds
>kinda fat
>nothing ridiculous

Well, thanks for motivating not to snack

Looks like a dead fucking shrimp kill yourself op

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Congratulations, you truly got redpilled

>Happens to me every now and then so no need to worry.
That's not normal, user.

I've worked as a med Tech for about ten years and have only seen stuff like this in the incredibly old and behavioral health patients.

You had an abscess that ruptured and the puss and blood scab together to make that. You need to see a doctor to scrape out the wound if infected and if bad enough to pack it. This is literally one of those iceberg metaphors, there's much more underneath.

if this is real, go to a doctor. it's bloody and looks necrotic too. you don't want to risk an infection in your fucking abdomen believe me. at least have it professionally cleaned.

Looks like loose hair that have congregated in your bellybutton hole and caused some minor infection. I have had similar, but not smaller. Just clean it out, should disappear.

>happens to me every now and then

What the fuck

>glad to know it's nothing to serious
What, because user said so? You don't know that! Go to a doctor!

Dissect it and post result

I had something similar but way smaller and gooey a few years back. It was something about my bladder being open through my umbilical cord and never sealed on its on

how does it smell? get a swab, drop a little alcohol on it and rub where it was, if it burns its probably infected, then go to a doctor, if its not, make sure you clean your bellybutton really well from now

post pictures of belly button to see if its infected or not

same

holy shit how is that possible

Birth defect, sealed on its own when I started doing a lot of ab work after bleeding for a few days

t. manlet

God damnit neo,not again.

This is why i'm not a fucking retard and specifically clean my belly button every time I shower, and een clean out the lint every time I undress.

Go to a fuck ing doc tor. Please.

You got a urachal cyst buddy

Yeah actually go to a doctor

What a lovely picture. I'm literally nearly crying, not even joking. My eyes are tearing up writing this.
Have a good day user.

How much money would it take for you to eat it Veeky Forums

You know what you must do
youtube.com/watch?v=zRNPsd_PfeI

Depends what it's made of/smells like. I'd take £500 minimum.

That brown dog looks nervous as fuck
They all do desu

$200 if drunk
A fucking lot if sober

U on yuor period user?

This is like the third most disgusting thing I've ever seen.

First one when you looked in the mirror?

I'd probably only pay like $5 it's not very big and wouldn't fill me up

pulled pork stash, or burrowing cockroach that got closed in and smooshed

goodness, user, you're so clever and my feelings are in tatters.

looks like a fucking drawing from scary stories to tell in the dark

It's an umbilical cord stub. OP is 10 days old.

I feel sick, my protein shake is about to come back up

I thought that shit was a roach

You're fucked OP, you're a literal meat farm with shreds of shit coming out of your belly button

You might relate OP

1st one was the picture of you in a CBT

Jesus Christ clean your belly button with at least 70% isopropryl alcohol and tea tree oil. I can't believe some people die without ever cleaning their belly buttons

brb cleaning my belly button for the next 3 hours

Gimme $9k
I wanna buy a bike and have spare money

Is just water not enough? I've always just cleaned it with water.

not if you have an open fucking wound

Guy guy, look here you probably got a hairy ass belly button and don't wash it enough. It's infected and hair is clogging it up. It probably reeks too? Yeah. Keep it clean and dry and don't fuck with it. I have similar issues, to that degree fuck no, but its cause you're being a dirty POS.

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Well, I was eating. Say goodbye to those gains.

eat niggah!

Well it's protein so I'd do it for free.

Lmao

MORPHEUS HAS CHOSEN YOU

Put me in cap

Finished out the night with an Oreo shake from Carl's. I gotta get off the dirty bulk senpai.

>It was something about my bladder being open through my umbilical cord and never sealed on its on
Were you pissing through your belly button then?

Posting into epic thread

Wtf I hate corned beef now

Bro eat it

OP WHAT THE FUCK

Holy shit it was real?!

Post pics of the hole in your belly

OP that is a left-over from the healing of your umbillicus. If the umbillicus didnt healed right after the cutting of the cord sometimes a abnormally large scab/scar evolves that absorbs hair and filth. That means that thing has been in you as long as you are alive.
Never change Veeky Forums.

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its your umbilical cord. The doctor dissident cut it off properly and your body is rejecting it.

PLEASE DON'T NOT INCLUDE ME IN THE SCREENCAP BREHS

Cmon op pic of belly button hole

>I put a pen for a size comparison

Now use a banana for comparison.

kek

really hope his parents don't find out

9k to eat a streak of hairy bacon? Cmon let's be real

ruined my appetite

Its 4:48am wtf are you still having an appetite for

>Probs just a piece of meat that's fallen into your belly button and merged with the hairs growing in there. Happens to me every now and then so no need to worry.

That's not nomal

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That's about as underageb& as it gets

Could be related to a birth defect. Go to a doctor unless you want to leak pee from your belly button.

underrated as fuck

I would have kek'd, but I'm bitter because he beat me by seconds.

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belly lint

Was planning on skipping lunch. Thanks for making this easy, OP.