Just binge ate 35,000 calores of peanut butter

>just binge ate 35,000 calores of peanut butter

INTO THE FLOOD AGAIN

How the fuck did you manage to do that

by lying

>scale malfunction
>off by 6 decimal places
>accidently weighed out and ingested 10m^3 of steel rolled oats

Eat. Shit myself. repeat ad infinitum.

>accidentally tripped and fell onto 17 hunger buster meals with my mouth open

>steel rolled oats
the fuck is that?

if it were any other food i would call bullshit but there's few hundred calories in a tablespoon

It's a forced meme, first time he posted it it was 35k of sugary shit.

Well its basically two giant weighted cylinders that crush steamed outs before they go into the oven.

Also forgot to mention, they steel cut the groat before they steam and roll it. Hence the steel rolled.

>just binge ate a cubic lightyear of peanut butter
>check nutrition
>5.5x10^54 calories

I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>just binge ate 1g of uranium
>3500 calories = 1pound of fat
>1g of Uranium = 2 billion calories.
>2 billion / 3500
> gained 571.428 pounds of fat in less than 10 seconds.
>mfw

user you missed 3 zeros. You actually gain 571,428.571 pounds in 10 seconds

Tfw I missed a 0 cause user put 2 billion instead of 20 billion. It's actually 5,714,285 lbs in 10 seconds

hes probably a euro

wouldnt he have gained a gram?

Some yuros dont use commas instead they use periods.

amateur

He would technically gain a gram and then die of radiation poisoning since the body can't utilize uranium.

yeah but all of you geniuses missed that it said 20 billion calories not Calories, C vs c is the same as kcal vs cal

Would it give you more or less Kj if fission?

I actually think thats what means, the energy released from 1g of uranium undergoing fission. Converted to calories, for reference the hiroshima bomb used around .6 grams of uranium.

>just ate 14,000 calories worth of pizza
IM COMING UNDONE TOO LATE

how much pizza is that? Im doing a dirty bulk.

~5 large pepperoni pizzas

how the fuck can you eat that much? are you boogie by any chances?

hows your heart holding up? Im thinking of attempting this, but dont want to die.

> not knoing about the most GOAT source of carbs

Confirmed for not making it

I'm not fat just your average powerlifter

Please don't do this to yourself

Well how else am I supposed to exit the skelly zone?

Memes aside pizza isn't a bad thing to eat when you're gaining weight but 5 pizzas will just make you dummy thicc

uncklude me in creen cap.

that's not a face

He doesn't twist his face into the shape of relevent text what chatting
Fucking pleb