D-did I make it?

>types paragraphs to her 2 words
>hasn't fucked her or gotten her number
>is ecstatic about a female giving him any attention at all
>is most likely a bot

this is honestly sad dude

She's a slut so no, you've only taken a step after you fuck her.

When you make it is when you're a true Chad, and Chad might fuck a slut every once in a while but what makes him Chad is that he turns women into sluts.

>NSA

There's a bot that uses this term, haven't figured out what it means yet. Sorry to disappoint user.

She asked if I was into mfm, told her I prefer things to be 1 on 1 and she unmatched me.

What a world we live in.

no strings attached. god, did you ever leave your house?

also yeah OP you're talking to a bot

This. OP nigga you dumb

>lol
Kill yourself

>not knowing how condoms work
This board is cancer

>you cant get stds from oral sex

Wanna know how I know youre a virgin

Half the trojans I've used broke, durex works best for me.

>did you ever leave your house?

Yes I just don't have sex with degenerate roasties.

Glad bags work good too. A little tight though.

She was trying to get you to meet up with a random dude. That's it. Not a real girl.

>breaking this many condoms

Sounds lime you're doing something wrong

You mean you don't have sex. Wake up incel, girls just want to have fun.

>attractive woman wants to fuck in in 4 messages on tinder
I bet you click on the "horny women in your area want to fuck you RIGHT NOW!!" ads on pornhub. If you believe that is legitimately a woman talking to you then I know I Nigerian prince that wants that has his funds tied up but wants to give you 1 million dollars

t. Dicklet

no, she didn't golly goshed on you

No, the thinner style condoms are very tight and break with rough or prolonged intercourse. Especially when I hit it from behind, they tighten their ass cheeks sometimes and the condom just breaks.

to be fair you can get stds from oral but none of serious ones

not really alot of risks in getting your dick tongued

Tell me about it, had three break and leave me in no fuck town. Had to take a hard right on route 69

>she didn't golly goshed on you

What did he mean by this?

Does durex make trojan magnum size condoms? I have a really fat dick and it gets constricted when I use regular ones from many brands

Buying the wrong condoms is included in "doing something wrong"

bot/youre going to get robbed

Looks like a scam. Inb4 pay me 5 bucks on chatfuck.com

Its tinder.
It is nothing but sex and as soon as some thot matches you, it means she would bang you.
Its fucking disgusting.
I'm not some /pol/tard to drone about degeneracy or something but banging tinder chicks like this usually leaves me with a feeling of disgust.
They don't even pretend to be hard to get.

the last tinder thread go into the archive

>17
>kinda dumb
>naive
would you Veeky Forums, im 21 yo not v. experience but she got big ol titties so most of me wants to fuck with that.

kek

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What? Why do women do this?

Holy christ she sounds retarded.
Goodluck fucking her remaining neurons out.

what of her? there isnt much, was ezpz getting her though. yes i talk like a retard, she's 17 and its tinder

i know, but she's one of the few that put any effort in on tinder, makes me like her

whale detected
abandon ship

m80 thats a fat woman

Pass mate

Eh user she is on the line of chubby and fat.
Also
>Aspiring actress/singer

Come user. Its just getting sad like this.

boys i already stalked on fb don't worry, i wouldn't be contemplating it if she was full on chubster.

unless im a chubby chaser without knowing it. but looks like she's lost weight in her recent pics.

>recent pics
fucking lol

Could you post a recent pic?
Im betting she is just using fat people's angles.

Not to be too skeptic, ofcourse.

her face is really cute so i hope you're telling the truth. it's such a shame to see a girl with a cute face be surrounded by blubber

Catching STDs is actually a lot more unlikely than you may have been led to believe.

This dialogue is giving me cancer and AIDS at the same fucking time. What's with you brit bongs and your god damn "xxxxxxx"

You both sound like fucking retards.

Yeah, could you please explain what "x" means? Is it like hugs and kisses which was OXOXOX?

maybe you lads are right idk, i can't see all of her pics without adding her

u wot m8, yanks don't put kisses at the end of texts? usually i stick to two but hey, its tinder.

this
I thought I'd nailed a solid 8/10 from pictures on social media.
Then when I go round her house she turns out to be a mighty landwhale.
Thought it'd be rude to leave so stay to watch a film. I let her choose because at this point idgaf and have to endure Spy (2005) which is basically a fat feminist's fantasy.
Fucking fat hoes and their camera magic.

Fuck you bitch don't ever reply to my post again

Did she at least suck your dick?

Until they hit 25 and the wall and are loaded with STDs.

Sounds fun alright. Must have been worth the 300 nigger cocks

would you really want that?

No way could I have got hard with her she looked like Squidward in that episode where he eats all the krabby patties.

if a girl doesnt show clear pictures of her body in pictures on social media it means she is fat

Depends how fat she was to be honest.
If she was just a bit chubby I'd be fine with it.
If she was the mobile lard reserve for Caesar's 9 year conquest of Gaul, then no.

Try to see any holiday pics, where she stands alone. This angle doesnt help *FAT PEOPLE ANGLE INTENSIFIES*

You should always leave the moment you see that she is a landwhale. Gives the biggest impact on her on maybe changing her illusional angles.

fuck it, probably right. ill scope it out with a date. worse comes to worst and i can't face it ill lose a few quid and blank her.

try finding her on instagram m8

can't find any, fat people angles are intensifying.

oh well least theres the odd skinny chick that wants to fuck i guess.

good shout

Odd as in crazy? They tend to make a good fug.

>Goodluck fucking her remaining neurons out.

nice

>Sounding this young
Holy shit I would vomit on my phone if a chick interested in me talked to me like that. You both sound retarded.

yes crazy, well worth the train journey though.

also ABORT ABORT ABORT on the phat chick, found her insta and she is thicc in all the wrong places. thanks Veeky Forums for pulling me out of that.

welcome to tindering with teenagers.

>Aids can be transmitted through oral sex
>Slim change but still a possibility
>Herpes can increase the possibility of dick cancer.

I'm wary of this shit.
Remember BalconyBrah.

What the fuck do you have to look like for a girl that cute to ask you to fuck her like she's asking for a glass of water? Jesus Christ.

thanks :^)

Godfucking damnit why are normie teenage girls so obnoxious. Guess Im out of the scene a bit too long to forget that.
Advice:
Fug the crazy, drop it immediately. You dont want crazy-dick-disease. It'll be the end of happy comfy pl8s times.
And no problem with the fatty. Always investigate the pics when youre not sure user. You dont want to fuck a potatoesack who just lays there.

thanks brah(s), preciate ya. keep it safe ill try to do the same.

I don't know where these STDs come from.
I once barebacked a chick who must have had 10 miles of cock in her and I'm fine.
Maybe you guys are going after ultra whores, like chicks who have numbers in the thousands.

It only takes one before you, bud.

Goodluck with your tinder adventures~

Guess I'm just lucky then.
This chick was a dirty skank too. Like she was only 21 or 22 and must have had a 100 dudes and she had a black boyfriend at the time.

Funny bc 3/3 durex have broken on me and Ive never had 1 out of 100+ blue trojan fail

>meet girl
>always buy Durex brand
>go to her house and fuck her
>fuck her a few more times until the condom rips once and didn't realize until after I came
>shit my pants
>tells me she has an IUD
>says its okay to fuck without a condom as long as I was tested
>proceeded to fuck all the time without one

you too user-kun!

I'm not memeing when I say stds are not easy to catch.

People talk about them like they are 100% transmissible. If they were everyone would have an std.

All the statistics are rolled in to one great meta stat too, so you're adding faggots and negros, who are genuinely diseases riddled, in with white heterosexuals.

Take HIV for example.

If you fuck a chick is has HIV the chance that you contract it is < 1/2000.

If you're fucking a straight white girl your chance of contracting something like HIV is vanishingly small.

I mean sure, that's a high stakes game, but it's very fucking unlikely.

>This dialogue

I unironically got an std from plowing some tinder whore

It actually sucks to have a big dick and last a long time sometimes. When my ex was mad at me she would ask me to stop fucking her after she came 8 or 9 times. Then I'd have to jack off after since I usually wouldn't have cum by then