>goes into a coma after years of substance abuse >doctors remove implants and synthol from his body to avoid infections and blood poisoning >wakes up >body clean of substances, all organs reset thanks to coma >lost 100lbs of muscle mass, now a dyel >decides to start over his training, become the true natty king >morning comes, he walks in the gym >knees shaking, stands by the squat rack >puts down his SS book and gallon of milk >loads 2plates on each side of the bar >stops >gotta do this right >removes the plates >proceeds to do 5x5 squats bar only
>>doctors remove implants and synthol from his body to avoid infections and blood poisoning >wakes up
why does that remind me of the metroid fusion opening?
Isaiah Foster
>doctors remove implants and synthol from his body to avoid infections and blood poisoning >wakes up >body clean of substances, all organs reset thanks to coma >lost 100lbs of muscle mass, now a dyel
>"doc what happened i'm supposed to be a fucking freak" >"what are you talking about mr. piana? you've always been dyel"
>doctor removes all traces of the protein parasite attacking his swole suit >a scrawny dyel manlet was inside it the whole time
Grayson James
I will admit this: of all the synthol users I've ever seen, he is the most tasteful and demure. Really artistic. You can only see it plainly in a very few specific angles; most of the freaks that use this shit end up like Mr Biceps or those BR huehuehue fools and look deranged
Christian Myers
It's just like one of those videogames where in the sequel the MC loses all the powers he gained in the first game
John Phillips
>tfw x-parasites clone 6 rich pianas
Cameron Campbell
>Rich has to kill different fitness celebrities to regain the components of his swol suit >Janoy 5% bodyfat final boss
It's because rich, although being pretty mentally deranged, is fairly intelligent, at least enough to be pretty successful in business. Hes also actually got real muscle unlike those huehues, so I'm sure the synthol sits nicer that way.
Jaxson Taylor
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Robert Walker
lel
Tyler Evans
He's fuxkinf dead you idiot
Gavin Cooper
No scoops, just 36 egg whites every morning
Shutup Genova
Dylan Brown
>PMMA youtube.com/watch?v=FeqQusdSPr8 >Rich explains that if you inject PMMA into your muscles, it's permanent >if anything happens to you, a doctor will have to cut chunks of your muscles out to stop it from getting infected and you will never be able to rebuild the muscle >admits he injected PMMA
Wyatt Edwards
He will use stem cells from Boogie's skin and visceral fat removal surgery to regenerate
Jason Nguyen
He mentions he only used it on his left bicep to even out an tear injury.
Grayson Nelson
yeahhhhhh haha buddy
Elijah White
>Rich starts off allergic to protein powders
Carson Miller
>Piana >using implants or drugs lmao lazy butthurt roider detected, Piano proved scientifically that he was 100% clean and all natty
Jackson Hall
>demure
Please buy a dictionary
Xavier Kelly
Maybe you need to buy a dictionary, he used that word correctly.
Wyatt Brooks
(of a woman or her behaviour) modest, reserved, shy
Alexander Taylor
You stopped at the first definition, shithead. Try again. And also read the synonyms.
