Really jogs the noggin

really jogs the noggin

it's true. i eat 5 meals of 1300 cals a day and i have never felt leaner.

>6,500 calories every day
>lean

uhhh...

Are you simple perhaps ?

Are you dumb? He said 5 meals, calories don't count.

he meant 1,300 total yah dingus

5 meals a day. How tf

You know, stuff like that really rubs me the wrong way.

It's all about genetics!

This is kind of true. Once I started tracking my diet I realised how few calories I was getting in my ‘normal’ diet. It was sub 1k. That’s why every few days I couldn’t resist the urge to binge on takeaway, sugar snacks and booze. It wasn’t even intentional, I thought had a high calorie diet and I was just being a pig on those days.

Cutting at around 1.5k now, always feel full and don’t feel the urge to binge. Track your cals.

>5 meals of 1300 cals
>Somehow means 1300 total
Huh?

>Stuff my face trying to bulk
>1600 cals a day average
Never gonna make it...

Only this guy really, truly and entirely understands:

so you telling me that fasting doesn't work.

FUCK THESE CUNTS FOR ENABLING IGNORANT BRAINWASHED FATTIES EVEN FURTHER FUCK THEM CUNTS


DO FASTING
FASTING
FASTING

>tfw fat genetics
>consume literally no calories for 100 days
>body enters starvation mode
>double in size
ffs why did i read the sticky

What makes it even better is the faulty grammar.

Used to eat 6 good sized meals a day, but I lost too much weight from that, so I had to switch to 2-3 smaller meals a day to avoid looking overly lean.

Why are normies so brain damaged?

Because the average iq is 98 and half of all people in the west are dumber than that.

No you don't understand, he said 5 meals.

Tfw threads so full of bait can't understand if fasting is a meme or not

how about you leave the chans and do your research

fuckin idiots post this sort of buzzfeed bullshit only
It has NOTHING to do with how many meals you eat a day. Its how much water you drink per day. Drinking more water allows the fat molecules to bind and you just pee them out I saw it on Dr. Oz. Now who are you going to trust a doctor or these instagram idiots?