Gym Whores

>this is what my gf gets for not working out

>assuming OP's gender

>wants to be alone

don't take it personal. maybe she just doesn't want to deal with human contact that day. Maybe those attraction vibes is TOO much.
maybe shes on her period
maybe her fucking cat died
maybe you're breaking her concentration

I've had girls check me out at the gym. Sometimes I'm just glued into my workout. I gotta get back to work in an hour. so I dont' want that feel of someone checking me out.

its not your fault user

Why would you get mad at her for that?
She just didn't want an ugly autist staring at her.

Does anyone else get defensive whenever a woman comes over and starts exercising (especially lifting) near them?

>I was doing skull crushers with a bro of mine >Some chick starts doing curls right next to us.
>I got PISSED and upped my weight
>(nearly crushed my skull in the process)
>Just because she came near me.

I think its more me feeling like their trying to match me or outperform me, and it annoys me to no end.

>Veeky Forums: Where the only way a man checks out a woman's ass is out of spite!

>yesterday
>playing basketball at the y
>throw a good bounce pass to my teammate in the post
>he isn't paying attention, flies right past him
>"throw a better pass"

>be me
>watching pickup basketball while I rest
>teenager was playing
>probably 14 or 15
>pretty short
>gets ball, takes a 3
>going in, 6' 11" adult swats it out
>goaltending
>whole team laughed at him

That made me so fucking mad.

I have a similar story desu.
>see twig recovering bulimic girl squatting the 30lb fixed bar
>has a fucking notebook taking down everything she does
>squat form is absolutely horrendous
>I can't watch this happen, it's so bad I feel like she's going to snap her shit up
>after her set I approach her
>hey I don't usually give advice but I noticed you squatting and you really need to-
>I DON'T COME HERE TO TALK TO PEOPLE
>she immediately gets all her shit and runs off into the women's only area

Whatever bitch.

same thing happened to me when i was a fat blob... now i'm fit enough to just eye rape with abandon i guess

Good on you, you tried to legit help and she was a cunt about it.

PS:Is note taking autistic?

>the absolute state of Veeky Forums

Did you tell that story in another thread some time ago? Could swear I read that before

It is when you have no fucking idea what you're doing.

/board

Yes, this and my hand sanatizer drinking ex Russian girlfriend are the only two stories someone has mentioned hearing before.

We're such a nice little community

I have someone in my gym, fucking huge guy at least 120 kg of pure muscle could rival with the mountain except in hight and hes taking notes.
idk what hes right down tho desu, never asked him

>hand sanatizer drinking ex Russian girlfriend
now I need to know more

This is what female autism looks like desu

this is why I will never talk to people about their form

No one cares about you.

Oh oh I know this story!
>gets Russian qt
>moves in after a while
>alcoholic
>he takes her IDs away
>she drinks a bunch of shit like sanitizer, mouthwash, anything with alcohol and nail polish remover
>hospital 5xliver failure
>dude still helps
>he goes through her phone
>she fucked like 20 different dudes and couples for booze
>he kicks her out and she ends up with a bunch of broken bones from pimp while he fucks college QTs and club sluts to move on
That about right?

Beautiful poetry that springs forth only at the last rep.

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>He doesn't thrive on competition no matter how petty it is.

I... I'm both impressed and concerned you know that story so precisely. Like, that's almost perfectly spot on. Do I tell it that often?

Kys srsly

can't remeber the last time I had such a good laugh

It's always nice to remember that females can be just as socially autistic as guys. Sometimes even moreso

if this is real
kys, cheating bastard, literally filth in human form
betraying the trust of a loved one, how low can you go?

I actually do write poetry inbetween sets sometimes. I really feel like I'm closer to the Greek muses when I've just done a heavy set and gone lightheaded.

t.bitchboy
women don't care about loyalty

Stop lying, you feel closer to the Greek muses when you're smashing boy anus.

>checked truth
My ex cheated on me for half our relationship and when we broke up I fucked someone else. She lost her shit and called me a pig, how I didn't really love her and that she felt worthless now. All true.

t.cuck
i bet you're fine if chad is fucking your gf every day behind the scenes, right? i know for sure that my gf hates cheating, her parents divorced because of it, her mom killed herself because of it

>be
>at house party at school with gf
>gym slut shows up with her friends
>Gym slut knows about gf and likes being the "other girl"
>take gym slut out for dinner once and a while secretly to keep her happy (quiet)
>gym slut leaves us alone for the night
>gf gets wasted and passes out on couch
>friend lets us stay at her house let gf sleep
>party dies down only a few people left
>on back deck alone gym slut approaches asking for dick
>lmao nope
>offers ass
>tell her to go into the woods behind the house and wait
>go back inside for a few minutes
>tell friends I'm going to smoke and sneak into the woods
>fuck gym slut in the ass against a tree

My gym is a homosexual free zone, user.

Being this white cucknight in the year of our donald

they get mad because they know they could never have those women. /pol/ is a cesspool constantly seeping insecurity and rage at society disguised as intellectualism and rational thought, and it's pathetic.

>squat racks lined up facing mirror
>mirrors to right side
>girl in power cage to my left
>I'm squatting, she's doing rack pulls with 135 and chatting to some guy
>she's trying to watch her form in the mirror to my right
>except she can't because I'm squatting
>she says "I'm trying to watch my form if this stupid motherfucker would move" fairly loudly
not even upset, just surprised. spent the rest of my time squatting purposely being in the way.

I like how your mind automatically jumps to cuckolding

This is a thread for wanting to punch whores you faggot

>pulling literal babyweight
>Being autistic about watching her form
I'm glad that the females in my gym are all pretty chill. If someone did that in my gym more than once I'd probably kick them out, regardless of gender. There's absolutely no reason to be rude.

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idc that you're cheeting

It's fucked up that you're artificially inflating the confidence of some ugly fat slut. This is why female entitlement is at an all-time high right now, enabler.

>write poetry inbetween sets sometimes
fag

Dude that's a really pussy way to look at things. You would fuck girls above your league if you could

you missed the part where he donkey punches her and she shits all over his dick

holy shit, he's right about all off it

>be seeing this girl at the gym
>somewhat sort of my dream grill
>always tons of orbiters but she gives me looks
>goes on and goes, never alone
>end up changing gyms because life
>same girl after a while shows up at my gym
>go talk to her
>hey how's it going blah I remember you from that gym blah shoot the crap
>conversation dies quickly as she answers the minimum amount of words she can
>bounce because fuck that shit
>talk to a bro I know a little at the gym who was at old gym too
>"oh her nah bro forget it"
>"we gang banged her multiple times at old gym after hours"
>"basically every bro did her one way or the other"
>"she's trying to get it together now, hence the new gym"
>mfw I am the beta-est

>a really pussy way to look at things.
what? no it ain't nigger. ur letting this pigs ego grow thinking she get any dick she wants

>You would fuck girls above your league if you could
Thought this chick was a 5/10 pig...now she's above your league? if your gonna make up stories keep your facts straight

maybe hes a 4/10?

that happened . jpg

OP left out the detail that he occasionally glanced at this girl and it made her uncomfortable.

If you were in her place friend :)
May I suggest to you rk9

kek, we used to have a girl like this at our station. people would basically run a train on her on the weekends.

honestly this is the average sort of girl i wish i had been having one night stands with in college

nothing really noteworthy about her but it would be a good night of feeling like you're normal. i'd almost rather bang her than someone objectively prettier because at that point you're like "ok you're banging me but you're out of my league, what's your angle"

with this girl you're like "ok shes just horny like me, we're both average. cool"

anyway whats this thread about?

actually I did not, when I noticed that she was staring at me I looked back for like 2 seconds and than almost immediately after that she stood up

cool story bro

>:)
pic related

Nah m8, I don't gotta fuck pigs to boost my ego.

>nah, I don't gotta fuck 10's to boost my ego

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That second story... there is no justice in the world.

It's about getting off senpai I like myself enough as is :))

Just bad timing bro. Try again in two weeks. Sluts delude themselves into thinking they can clean up their act, but few can. It's okay user.

first day on 4chinz?

Yes! How did you know?

Fuck

you're disgusting whores with no dignity nor intergrity

you don't deserve love, you don't deserve trust, you don't deserve good things to happen to you in life

I hope you both die a cold and lonely death for betraying the trust and love that another human being could give to you

Ban me, im underage. But I got something.

>Play soccer at high school field every night because i have the whole thing to myself
>girl who most of the guys like is there with her boyfriend, they just sit there and talk all alone in the field. Its romantic or something, theyre just alone.
>i go there literally every summer night, so im not gonna leave just because they were there. So i put my stuff down and start playing.
>i can see them keep looking at me because i mustve ruined their date
>they get up and leave, and the chadlike bf keeps looking at me as if im gonna try and steal his high school 4'11 gf
>she keeps looking at me too, purposely trying to make me see that theyre stareing at me

Ask me how I know you're a virgin

>be me
>go to gym
>using pull-up bar
>girl comes up to me
>6/10 if I was drunk
>"UMMM EXCUUUSE ME, you didn't wipe down this machine"
>I'm facing away from her and not paying attention so ignore it and assume she is talking to someone else
>she grabs my leg and pulls me down
>"HEY ASSHOLE, I'M TALKING TO YOU!"
>instant rage
>can't hit her
>want to hit her
>can't yell at her
>still want to hit her
>god I want to hit her
>walk over to desk girl
>she's still yelling at me
>tell desk girl I demand to speak to the manager
>manager shows up
>I explain how she grabbed my leg and pulled me out of the middle of an exercise
>yelling at me and calling me an asshole for not wiping down a piece of equipment
>he says it was just an honest mistake
>I tell him I bet if I did it to her you would have called the cops by now
>he tells me if I don't calm down he isn't going to have me removed from the gym
>I say "right on"
>I walk straight over to the girl who pulled my leg
>pull back like I'm going to hit her
>she collapses on the floor
>starts crying
>the manager runs over to me
>when he gets close I pull back like I'm going to hit him
>he trips trying to stop or dodge or whatever
>he falls on his ass
>I walk to the locker room
>grab my bag
>he's waiting outside the door
>tells me to get out and never come back
>say to him "like I planned to you fucking faggot"
>he says "fuck you" to me
>goes back to the girl on the floor who's staring at me and whimpering
>I make a detour to the dumbbell rack
>grab a 15lb dumbbell
>throw it at the wall mirror
>it shatters
>the manager charges towards me
>stops when he sees I have another 15lb dumbbell in my hand
>I walk to the exit
>he follows
>I get to the door
>he stares at me with hate in his eyes
>I just linger at the door and smile at him
>tell him if he calls the cops I will press charges on the girl for assaulting me
>I drop the dumbbell
>walk to my car
>drive away without looking back

cops never showed up at my door.

You sound like an angry person, but I can't say your methods don't get results.

Things that never happen for, $200.

>last sets at gym before I leave
>usually throw some curls in
>do three sets
>head for water fountain
>start heading back to free weights
>see a really hot girl right in front of 35lb dbs I need
>do 180 and walk straight out of the building to my car

Fucking gym whores, when will they learn?

>most gyms have your personal info
>most gyms have cameras
>BRO I DID THIS THING RIGHT HERE AND POLICE DIN DO SHIEET

Ya, I have some pretty serious anger issues. It scares me because I have a wife and little kids. I have never snapped at them. When they upset me I just leave and go work out.

I care just enough about what you think to make this reply to your comment.

>see twig recovering bulimic girl squatting the 30lb fixed bar

So youre surprised a crazy lady acted... crazy.

You're the dumbass here OP.

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Please be bait.

>bring skinny friend to the gym for the first type
>We're both clearly weak and dyel but whatever everyone was once new
>go through my routine
>I'm more experienced so I show him form and whatnot, he can only bench the bar
>Move on to pullups
>Go to the corner of the gym, friend starts to bang them out one after another cause he's skilly
>I can only do sets of 8
>Two really toned dudes wearing wife beaters and hats come up to us
>Ask us if we're using the chin up bar
>clearly
>Oh well can we use it
>No he's got 3 sets left then it's my turn
>Oh but we'll make better use of it
>Well you can wait your turn for that

They stood next to us for the entire time, a good 15 minutes. I made sure we both did and extra set and took nice long rests in between.

why not just work in with them and maybe make some friends?

your delusions of grandeur are showing captain autismo

Sounds like you thought they got mad at you, though maybe they just wanted a quiet place and they were looking at you because sometimes there is no better place to look at

Gyms are for men. Bitches need to gtfo or go to some fake gym like curves/planet fitness. We need to drive these whores out. Start staring at them like a piece of meat, grunting loudly by them, flinging sweat on them, leaving heavy weights on every machine/barbell so they can't take it off, etc.

Maybe, but the girl blocked me on instagram for requesting to follow her. Ive never even talked to her.

This happened today, nothing particularly interesting desu

>resting on the bench after a heavy set
>notice cardio bunny approaches the squat rack
>loads up the pussy pad and one 45lb plate per side (no warm up)
>notice she's wearing really squishy running shoes
>proceeds to quarter squat all the reps with atrocious form
>after 7 reps she gives up and moves to another area where I can't see her
>bitch didn't even remove the plates from the bar

>in gym
>somebody sits close to me
>snap head towards them and make direct eye contact
>tuck chin down and into neck
>widen eyes as much as possible
>curl upper lip over teeth as high as i can
>let out a low, continuous, warbling grunt
>they fuck off

try it, works every time - good for clearing out park/bus benches and tables in a mcdonalds too

if someone pulled my leg while i was doing pullups and my gyms owner didnt immediately ban them and revoke their membership i would be rustled to the point of dangerous behaviour, i can see this happening

Feel something tug my leg when I'm at top of my pull up pull. Instinctively kick them in the face. Twas an accident.

I swear ive seen this same exact post in r9k. Is this a copy-paste?

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