Gym stories thread?

>Gym stories thread?

lets her em faggots

>be me
>browsing fit
>some guy asks for gym stories
>doesn't provide his own
>sage

>Find a story thread
>First post doesn't post a story
First post worst post

HAHAHA XD SO FUNNY

>be me today
>leg day, hell yeah
>finish great set of squats
>lookingthicc.mov
>decide to take some photos in the mirror
for some before/after comparison later on
>two feminists are playing with yoga balls next to me, try to ignore it and just take the pictures of my throbbing quads
>all of a sudden here one of the feminists say "Did you just take pictures of my friend?"
>"n..no I was just..."
>"YOU WERE TAKING PICTURES OF THIS WOMAN'S ASS YOU PIECE OF SHIT PERVERT"
>everyone looking at me and judging I get uncomfortable and want to leave
"Sorry you are mistaken" and I speed walk out of there
>get home thinking about how I'm going to have to change gyms now that SJWs have invaded
>get on computer
>log onto Reddit
>tfw

forever beta

Why didn't you just show them the photos of your quads to prove them wrong.

It's because you were taking photos of their asses. Just admit it, don't lie to a bunch of anons on the internet.

>be me couple months ago
>go to gym on sunday cos mostly empty
>this one girl is there
>cardio bunny not much to look at
>she has 2 guys that come with her every. single. time.
>one is a complete lard ass
>can tell he eats like shit and workouts just to post on his snapchat
>shitty bear paw tattoo on his left lard shoulder
>probably makes him think he's alpha
>the other fag is a runt filipino with a really bad undercut
>follows her around like a lost puppy
>me doing deadlifts in the free weight area
>cardio bunny doing leg press behind
>filipino putting on more weight when she demands
>not doing his own workouts and letting entitled princess do it herself
>he comes over to me asks me when im going to be done
>i point to the other deadlift area right next to me that's empty
>"that's not being used if you wanna deadlift"
>he walks over to it and puts on my 2pl8 warmup
>making loud grunt noises while lifting and trying to make eye contact at the top of every rep
>im on spotify changing my playlist but see him out of the corner of my eye
>okyoubroughtthisonyourself.jpeg
>want to challenge him without making it obvious
>go to 2.5pl8 he does too
>go to 3pl8 again he does too
>go to 4 plates so does he
>sweat running down both our faces
>me about to go to 4.25pl8
>he starts stripping weight off
>cardio bunny and him leave with bear paw
>fast foward to next sunday day
>cardio bunny asks him if he's gonna deadlift
>"nah i injured myself from last time must've not warmed up properly"
>fucking lolk
>mfw when he hasn't challenged me since

the worst is when women try to compete with you

>mfw lifting for one month
>at caloric deficit bcuz skinnyfat
>deadlift not progressing, probably because not enough food
>stuck at 185 deadlift, 205 1RM

feelsbadman

just want that 2pl8